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independent & mutually exclusive five hargreeves of the umbrella academy. show based with comic influences. written by selina. #aslaysin.

[headapted-a]

Hey there, welcome to my blog! I’m Selina, over 21 years of age and I reside in the CST time zone but you’d never know it by how whack my sleeping schedule is. I’m awesome at adulting, clearly.

↷      Guidelines Page.    [    Full stats are in works    ] ↷      This blog is OC and duplicate friendly, anti Hargreevescest, anti racist, (anti anything to do with royal assholery tbh) and a safe space for anyone or muse within the LGBT+ community. ↷      Discord is available for mutuals:      the queen of three of swords .#3503      (my Discord handle in my pinned is always up to date) ↷     I.ms, memes, starter and plotting calls are reserved for mutual followers. I might post opens one day which anyone including non mutuals may respond to. ↷      Just gonna throw this out there right now, if you follow me and keep unfollowing and refollowing to get my attention, it’s gonna get you blocked. ↷      We’re mutuals? Cool, feel free to drop a meme in the inbox! It’s the best way to begin writing with me because I sparsely post starter calls (and I’m kinda bad at completing them which is why I prefer plotting and establishing a dynamic) or just... come yell at me. Whatever works for you.   ♡

To reiterate, you can contact me via: i.ms (mutuals only), inbox, or Discord (mutuals only). 

OTHER BLOGS. 

@fiveslays.     Faith Lehane of BtVS / AtS.      

@vampova​.     (A sometimes active Katherine Pierce aka super low act)

[headapted-a]

howdy friends. so i decided to move ahead with the hub. five will do best on a sideblog which you can now find over at @headapted ! any threads and plots i have here will carry on over there. i do my follow backs from my main hub @prestiegious so if that blog follows you... it me.

[wittyno]

TUA Edit - Five comforting eating because of his family

[fiveslays-a]

So something I'm toying around with idea wise since I'm having a hard time actually, you know, being active is creating a main writing blog hub. I've seen it going around a bit and I'm thinking of jumping on that wagon. What does this mean? It means I'll move my blogs one last final time to a sideblog to the writing hub. I'll be able to keep everyone on one dashboard and write whenever the muse strikes. I won't be able to follow back from the blog you're following and of course I will continue plots and threads I got going on (the more in depth ones) but I'm thinking very strongly on this.

I'll be making a final decision by the following week. Just a heads up where I'm at.

[headapted-a]

hey hey. i have not forgotten this little murder gremlin and if anyone’s still interested here…  who’d want a short little thing? cuz i ain’t particularly feeling my drafts oops.

[willsilvertongue]

“He develops a further relationship with his siblings, and that brings out his humanity.” — Aidan Gallagher

[thesevenumbrellas]

I genuinely think they wrote Five’s arc so well in this season. He doesn’t change on a dime, he’s not a totally new person. But he’s ready to be. He’s returning to what kept him human through the apocalypse and through the commission: his family.

[blaire-bennett]

I want more of this duo in Season 3, and I want it now.

[lifeinpoetry]

God, God, what do I do / after all this survival?

Traci Brimhall, from “Vive, Vive,” published in The Missouri Review (via lifeinpoetry)

[nofive]

A small, serious boy blinks into existence, standing in the center of the room, quite bored. This is NUMBER FIVE. A ruthless little war machine.

[capinejghafa]

the umbrella academy + portraits and photographs [2/3]

[nofive]

                                                                       by

                                                       selina , sarah, and bas

[headapted-a]

URL CHANGE: aslaysin is now headapted.

guys guys guys. i finally figured a url i’m finally decently pleased with. and it comes directly from reggie & diego. 

five: *using his spatial jumps to literally be ahead* diego: hey, that’s no fair, five’s cheating! reginald: he adapted!

which is also foreshadowing his jump to being stuck in the apocalypse + working with commission and i just think that’s neat.

[headapted-a]

“Let’s just say it wasn’t a kind reunion.” Scratch marks still red where Pogo’s nails met near jugular. He should have known better that a young Pogo would reciprocate well though it was the first time seeing Pogo since the world ended the first time and well over forty years. “Anyway, it’s nice to see you’ve held up in Dallas. Can’t say I’m surprised, you’ve always adapted.”

@likedeath​.

[capinejghafa]

run boy run

[headapted-a]

hey hey. i have not forgotten this little murder gremlin and if anyone’s still interested here...  who’d want a short little thing? cuz i ain’t particularly feeling my drafts oops.

[fiveviktorklaus]

what about my consent?

[phantomemes]

starters  /  prompts taken from various characters starring in the game   fire emblem : three houses .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary .

“  feel free to say hi whenever you like  ”

“  don’t hold back for my sake  ”

“  you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ?  ”

“  you act like you’re full of regret  ,  but I know you don’t really mean it  ”

“  you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face  ”

“  don’t be ashamed of crying  ”

“  could you keep quiet for a bit ?  ”

“  you’re actually kind of amazing  ”

“  do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ?  ”

“  stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed  ”

“  naive and uptight is no way to live your life  ”

“  you’d better watch that temper  ”

“  i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you  ”

“  your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling  ”

“  I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you  ”

“  when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ?  ”

“  you expect me to believe that ?  ”

“  i’ve had enough of your foolish antics  ”

“  i wish you would not sneak up on me like that  ”

“  before you reprimand me  ,  take a moment to consider your own failings  ”

“  it is like hearing a snake sing an aria  ”

“  am I hearing a deathbed confession ?  ”

“  i never have any idea what you’re talking about  ”

“  don’t walk away when i’m talking to you  ”

“  you’ll be the death of me for sure  ”

“  i do not intend to die  ”

“  i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit  ”

“  i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile  ”

“  i do not desire your gratitude  ”

“  you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear  ”

“  perhaps i was flustered needlessly  ”

“  i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be  ”

“  you’re going a little overboard  ”

“  you have shaken me to my very core  ”

“  so this is what death is like  ”

“  if you get sick of me  ,  i’m sorry ahead of time  ”

“  i’m embarrassed just thinking about it  ”

“  you’re like a little brother to me  ”

“  spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad  ”

“  if our roles were reversed  ,  I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you  ”

“  you actually hate me  ,  right ?  ”

“  you haven’t stabbed me yet  ”

“  i want to be more like you  ”

“  i actually envy the size of your heart  ”

“  i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches  ”

“  there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world  ”

“  sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs  ”

“  sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”

“  yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally  ”

“  you have to abandon old feuds  ”

“  learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me  ”

“  i always trust that you’ve got my back  ”

“  if only people could be more like flowers  ”

“  if you promise not to resort to violence  ,  I’ll do whatever you want  ”

“  i can’t stand the sight of me either  ”

“  i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time  ”

“  i did what was necessary to get you to comply  ”

“  you have so much power in you  ,  just waiting to be unleashed  ”

“  i’m hopelessly terrified of you  ”