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[headblissincharge-blog]

That’s Bliss. Head Bliss if we’re being honest. Always nice to meet a fan. Little league, big leagues, bowling leagues — it doesn’t matter. I’m good at pretty much everything. I’m gonna kill it. Yeah, I saw a couple of your title reigns or whatever. That was cute. You may have the experience under your belt, but I have something better. Under my belt is the rest of me, and that’s just something you can’t compete with. I’d love for you to try, though. I’ve scoped out the Smackdown locker room, and with some of them? We can use all the help we can get.

[redesignrebuild-reclaim-deactiv]

I know exactly what you guys were thinking, when is Colby finally going to get here? Well I got news for ya, here’s here. (;

[headblissincharge-blog]

That thought actually did cross my mind. I was wondering when I’d get another platform to remind you that you are a loser who loses.

[headblissincharge-blog]

I’m already a Champion, didn’t you hear? The Champion of youth and bright futures. No, if I was scraping any part of the barrel, I’d still be in NXT, you and I both know that. It kills you that the rest of your family sees something in me, doesn’t it? You’re so threatened, it’s adorable. Shiny, new things certainly are scary, aren’t they? You’re right to be scared. Because my show is gonna bury yours in the ratings, and soon being a McMahon won’t be enough to save you from daddy’s wrath. But you go ahead and keep being concerned over what the girls on the other team are doing. Keep asking yourself what I have to fight for, and hope I don’t show up where you are deciding I want something.

[nikkisbxlla-deactivated20170121]

So, where would everyone prefer the queen herself to be? RAW or Smackdown Live? I’m sure that both sides desperately need Nikki Bella to join their roster, but right now I’m asking you, which side would fit the fearless queen better?

[headblissincharge-blog]

Just know that whichever show you join, you’ll have to cross paths with me sooner or later. You better really weigh that in your mind before you come back. That said, if you want to be utilized properly by management, might I suggest NXT?

[stylcandgrace-blog]

You know I am actually looking forward to SummerSlam this year and I normally don’t say this very often but you know now is as a better time than any. It most certainly looks as though from where I am sitting at this very moment that SummerSlam is really shaking out to be a great one if you look at the matches. I mean, clearly though it really isn’t that difficult to see which side is going to steal the show.

[headblissincharge-blog]

I’m just glad you realize that giving someone from NXT an opportunity will usually pay off better for you in the end. That said, please don’t have any hard feelings when no one watches the segments of Summerslam meant for your show. I mean, it’s a competition out here. People are gonna choose sides, and we all know the people want Bliss.

[irishxlittleelf-deactivated2017]

Ya were fantastic girl! Ya hav’ had a great impact, now I just hope to be able to interact with ya as soon as possible!

[headblissincharge-blog]

I’d take you on anytime. I just hope Shane and Daniel actually have plans for the women’s division on Smackdown. It took them forever to draft their first female pick, and then gave us all the same slot on TV in our debuts. The more I think about it in hindsight, the less of a blue team mentality I have.

[thekingofcincinnati-blog]

“I’m always thinking back to that episode of Total Divas when they refused to let Rosa be a commentator, because she was pregnant and part of being a commentator is putting yourself in the line of fire.. I don’t know how I’ve gone this long without getting my ass plowed into the pavement!”

[headblissincharge-blog]

“Probably because you pick and choose your words wisely for the most part. Ever notice how that stuff doesn’t really happen to female announcers? Men are idiots. Always trying to cause issues.”

[feelherglow]

“Oh, I’m watching very closely and I can’t wait when you do. I’ll be there to shut your little mouth up and show you who’s the best to run this division. Glow beats leopard skin, red, and most of all, sparkles.”

[headblissincharge-blog]

“I’d be more terrified if you hadn’t just canceled out all your credibility by implying that anything beats sparkles. You’ll shut my mouth when hell freezes over.”

[headblissincharge-blog]

Well, thank you. That sort of maybe means a lot coming from you. We have to make our own opportunities, that was made clear tonight. Race to the top?

[irishxlittleelf-deactivated2017]

We hav’ all the cards in order.

[headblissincharge-blog]

Well good, let’s leave the rest of these lost causes in the dust.

[feelherglow]

“You talk so big of yourself but you have yet to step into a Smackdown ring? You’re not ready for me, girl. If you even step beside or ahead of me, I will push you to the back where you belong because it’s time for me to shine and claim what’s mine. It’s glow time, baby!

[headblissincharge-blog]

“Um, because I was literally just drafted and haven’t yet received that opportunity? But I’m glad that you are watching for my in ring debut so closely. You are athletic, I’ll give you that, but you aren’t the only one sweetheart. You’ll see what I’m all about in due time.”

[headblissincharge-blog]

In all seriousness, I guess Dolph Ziggler does deserve a shot. I mean, Amy Schumer pretty much confirmed he was lame in the sack. Gotta throw him a bone somewhere.

[headblissincharge-blog]

Well, thank you. That sort of maybe means a lot coming from you. We have to make our own opportunities, that was made clear tonight. Race to the top?

[feelherglow]

“These new girls are getting a little too bold and comfortable if they think they can just hop in the front of the line. I think it’s time for me to give them a little reminder that this is not NXT.”

[headblissincharge-blog]

“If you honestly expect me or anyone else to sit back and wait our turn, you’re sadly mistaken. Anytime you wanna try and show me something, I'll be around.”

[irishxlittleelf-deactivated2017]

Hey girl! I admire ya and respect ya! Great debut, ya holding a microphone know yer stuff! I hope to fight ya in the ring!

[headblissincharge-blog]

At least someone appreciates what I can do with 20 seconds of airtime. If that’s all I get for the entirety of my career, I’ll make it count rather than bitching and complaining.

[totaldivasepisodes]

Queen of Snark Style.

[headblissincharge-blog]

Self preservation doesn’t usually go hand in hand with the ‘if it kills me, it kills me’ mentality, but it seems to be working out for you thus far.

Of course. Glitter and the heads of my enemies.

[headblissincharge-blog]

A complete and utter failure? You mean in that I achieved massive popularity despite never actually being given that many opportunities? Or the fact that it’s a general consensus that I can cut a better promo with my eyes than most people can on the mic? Triple H certainly didn’t seem to think my time in NXT was an utter failure. The funniest part of this is that you became so fucking irrelevant so fast and are now in the twilight of your career while I am just about to hit my stride. I was in the minor leagues, but apparently they saw enough in me to correct that. But you enjoy jobbing to Sasha on Raw, and eventually you’ll have to get a job paving real roads.