i never thought i was a bad person.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

(( upset because it seems brandwars fell through! :( if anyone wants to keep RPing with dean, i'll be here still replying to things!!!! ))

[cmpunkblr-blog1]

That’s funny bro, I’ll remember this advice for the future! Sturdy meat and potatoes meal? Nothing easier! Is that like a Bat signal?

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

that's exactly what it is!! that's all required to lure me out, haha. what would i need for punk's bat signal??

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

steph baby, you don't have to try so hard to push me away. your aggravatingly pitched voice and that chest you're borrowing is enough to do it for me.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i don’t know if i’d agree it sounds cooler, but it’s not a terrible idea. i’ll consider it next time i need something to boost my energy up! and ending up like stone cold ain’t a bad idea, i can run my own podcast and entertain the masses with all the interesting shit i got to say!! ambrose alley has a certain ring to it, don’t ya think? i’m taking it, i’m taking it..! i see what you did there and i like it. good. bon!

[thekingofcincinnati-blog]

“Listen, there’s a chance that you’ll end up in a wheel chair when you hit the right age, just think about all of the cool stunts that you could preform on that thing! That sounds pretty rad to me. You better promise me that you’ll consider it - if sudden death doesn’t make you think twice, then maybe a hole in your stomach will. It does, you certainly won’t have trouble petitioning your own podcast with all of the stories you have to share, that’s for sure.

Tout sonne mieux en français, non?  Malheureusement, je sais seulement comment parler un peu de lui.”

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

that's optimistic of ya, renee. i'll think of you fondly when i'm runnin' over people's feet in my badass and heavy as fuck wheelchair. i promise i'll consider it next time! i can't just quit cold turkey, i need something else to replace it..! thank you for the vote of confidence. i know i got it. whoa whoa whoa!! you're gettin' to an advance level, darling! let me catch up here, oui... c'est vrai.. euh, je ne peux pas keep up with you so how about them québécois tim hortons??

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i gotta give you that one. i’ve seen fangirl adrenaline do some crazy things before, i’m sure a sprint in the desert isn’t out of their reach! aha, nikki bella isn’t sharin’ her secrets. that’s fine, i guess we will see, then.

[nikkisbxlla-deactivated20170121]

Then again, I may not have a choice either way. I don’t mind that though, I know wherever I go I’ll be the best so, it doesn’t matter to me. I’m really excited to return, to either RAW or Smackdown.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

after an injury that serious, i'm not surprised. i don't fuck with neck shit. that can go wrong too quickly. good luck either way, doll.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

maybe if you end up on the blue team, we can arrange something. that atrocious sun makes it easy to ensure you get your time to yourself. fans don’t stalk in the desert.

[nikkisbxlla-deactivated20170121]

Yeah, I can’t imagine fans wanting to follow us out there. Then again, you never know, some fans are really wild. Guess we gotta hope the really crazy ones don’t catch word of us going out there. I don’t know, I’ve got my eye on that Women’s Championship on RAW, but there’s still a lot of good reasons to join Smackdown. Guess we’ll see.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i gotta give you that one. i've seen fangirl adrenaline do some crazy things before, i'm sure a sprint in the desert isn't out of their reach! aha, nikki bella isn't sharin' her secrets. that's fine, i guess we will see, then.

[cmpunkblr-blog1]

Yeah I noticed, but don’t do that anymore, I got worried! I thought you guys were dead!

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

hey, it'll take a lot to kill me!! i'm alive and kickin'. you can put out a sturdy meat and potatoes meal to summon me next time!

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i live on the edge! what can i say?? but it does warm my little pea of a heart that you’d care if i met my end at the hands of a 5 hour energy bottle… you think old age is a nicer idea? i’ll let you slide with mental notes, but make sure you bring a pen and paper next time, renee! professor ambrose is givin’ a lecture here! i’d probably put my money on her, too… you women can be scary… i’ll take on that challenge.

[thekingofcincinnati-blog]

“If you ask me, it does sound a lot cooler than death by an energy shot. There’s no reason why you can’t age and retire gracefully, like Steve Austin did. I’ll remember that next time, I promise. Will it count against my final grade if I happen to forget, though? Hey, at least you’re aware. Most guys can’t take hints in order to save their lives, no matter how scary we try to be.

Good, because I need to expand my vocabulary.. as ‘impressionant’ as it already is.”

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i don't know if i'd agree it sounds cooler, but it's not a terrible idea. i'll consider it next time i need something to boost my energy up! and ending up like stone cold ain't a bad idea, i can run my own podcast and entertain the masses with all the interesting shit i got to say!! ambrose alley has a certain ring to it, don't ya think? i'm taking it, i'm taking it..! i see what you did there and i like it. good. bon!

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i'll be making on appearance on stone cold's podcast -- very soon gracing a wwe network near you. of course the champ's gotta take care of all the extracurriculars! i'm here to get the job done, and get it done right so make sure you pay your 9.99 bill and tune in. any questions you'd like to have answered on air?

[getthehelloutofmyroom]

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

exactly! you get it. my face’s all i got in this world, y'know? i gotta get something in return. my body’s gonna fall apart some day. i’m pretty sure i’m runnin’ on adrenaline… or coffee… or those 5 hour energy death bottle thingies. digging my grave in all kinds of way, that’s how you gotta live life, renee! some dean ambrose wisdom for ya – did you write that down?? word on the street is that the bliss girl wants to take me on for the belt. whaddya think? is my reign over? i think some inflatable buddies by my side would really add a certain… je ne sais quoi to my entrance. that’s right, darling, the champ’s got some french phrases up his sleeve, too!! i’m a master of tongues! …you impressed, yet?

[thekingofcincinnati-blog]

“You had me until the five hour energy supplements, I’m ninety-five percent sure that if you make a habit of taking them every day, your heart could actually stop with no warning. And forgive me if this sounds morbid, but I don’t see you going out that way. Oh - I made sure to take some mental notes, does that still count?

I don’t know.. she may be 5′2′’, but she makes up for it in bad attitude and strength. I might have to put my money on her for this round.

There are no words in the English language that can translate how impressed I am, Dean. Maybe you should find some in French for me.”

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i live on the edge! what can i say?? but it does warm my little pea of a heart that you'd care if i met my end at the hands of a 5 hour energy bottle... you think old age is a nicer idea? i'll let you slide with mental notes, but make sure you bring a pen and paper next time, renee! professor ambrose is givin' a lecture here! i'd probably put my money on her, too... you women can be scary... i'll take on that challenge.

[stylcandgrace-blog]

Wow, it is a little way too quiet around here at the moment. I am around. It has been a typically busy week so to speak. You know business meeting after business meeting and all of the most important things like that. It’s nothing that I cannot handle though.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

you mean people had to endure your voice for hours on end this past week?? those poor souls...

[cmpunkblr-blog1]

Guys, you’re all too quiet, I’m starting to get a little worried.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

we all got a little quiet there, for a sec...

[headblissincharge-blog]

Self preservation doesn’t usually go hand in hand with the ‘if it kills me, it kills me’ mentality, but it seems to be working out for you thus far.

Of course. Glitter and the heads of my enemies.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i've lived a good life, don't you think? don't worry, i'm not ready to give up this reign though so i'm not looking to die any time soon.. aha. that's cute...

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

well, if it isn’t the ghost of christmas past… where you been hidin’? did you piss off the wrong people and forget to piss off the right ones?

[onebadlass-deactivated20161112]

— I think the BETTER question would be who didn’t I piss off? I’m real good at sayin’ the wrong things to the wrong people; but such is life. If people weren’t so damn sensitive all the time, I’d probably be better off. 

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

hey, i'm on board with that train of thought 100%. but hurting people's feelings isn't enough, you should get out there and knock some heads together just for fun. let them know what you're about again. that'll get people's attention!

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

of course i’m right. uh oh… does nikki bella need compliments now? i might be able to up my game.

insanely. really gets you workin’ up a sweat in no time. you don’t burn, do ya?

[nikkisbxlla-deactivated20170121]

I think I’ve earned quite a few compliments, yeah. I grew up in burning sun, so I’ll be alright. And I guess there’s no need to ask you the same question. After all, they call you a lunatic so it makes sense that you wouldn’t be bothered by the atrocious sun.

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

maybe if you end up on the blue team, we can arrange something. that atrocious sun makes it easy to ensure you get your time to yourself. fans don't stalk in the desert.

[headblissincharge-blog]

Sounds like the sort of thing that could get a guy in trouble. A death wish, even.

I don’t have to prove anything, but I’m sure you’ll see some sort of byproduct of my destruction. Someone unconscious in a hallway, glitter everywhere. Who knows?

[oneandonlydude-blog1]

i like a little danger. doesn't scare me, baby. i've made it this long in life, after all, so if something kills me... it kills me. your calling card is glitter???