[bai-xue]

“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

[elder-millennial-trash]

Louder for the minors in the back, please.

[mirrorstone]

What I’m responsible for in my fandom:

1. Making a good faith effort to include relevant and informative tags and labels on my creative works.

2. Making a good faith effort to use the “author chose not to warn” rating, a “contains potentially upsetting content” note, cuts or community ratings, or otherwise indicating that there might be untagged, triggering content if I’m not up to or don’t want to tag it.

3. Being a good fandom citizen; not sending death threats or hate, not bullying people, being kind and thoughtful to those I interact with, and leaving alone things that would prompt me to act otherwise.

4. Curating my own experience; not engaging with people or material that I know will be harmful or upsetting to me, disengaging when I realize that something is harmful or upsetting to me, and using tools such as blocklists and tag filters to hide content I don’t want to see.

5. Doing the opposite of whatever the fuck bullshit is going on in tiktok at all times.

[bai-xue]

“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

[elder-millennial-trash]

Louder for the minors in the back, please.

[mirrorstone]

What I’m responsible for in my fandom:

1. Making a good faith effort to include relevant and informative tags and labels on my creative works.

2. Making a good faith effort to use the “author chose not to warn” rating, a “contains potentially upsetting content” note, cuts or community ratings, or otherwise indicating that there might be untagged, triggering content if I’m not up to or don’t want to tag it.

3. Being a good fandom citizen; not sending death threats or hate, not bullying people, being kind and thoughtful to those I interact with, and leaving alone things that would prompt me to act otherwise.

4. Curating my own experience; not engaging with people or material that I know will be harmful or upsetting to me, disengaging when I realize that something is harmful or upsetting to me, and using tools such as blocklists and tag filters to hide content I don’t want to see.

5. Doing the opposite of whatever the fuck bullshit is going on in tiktok at all times.

[headdanons]

Sup motherfucker it's ya bitch nyoom!

So what are your headcanons on how our favorite monkey men react to reader kissing their tails, like gently grabbing it and letting it curl and tangle around our fingers before we bring it up to kiss it?

They melt into your hands.

Macaque turns around and cups your face cooing then flirting with you to fluster you

Wukong hugs and you and picks you up into his arms and cracks a joke while giving you a happy smile

[headdanons]

In light of our coversation: Wukong & Macaque x s/o with severe migranes to the point where they can't get up and everything causes pain, including breathing(same those migranes suck ass)

-Nyoom

Wukong:

hes gottem too so you both get to be miserable together

he has ice or heating pads what ever works and those extra strong pain meds

Macaque:

uses his shadows to make you a soft place to rest

makes sure everything is quiet and dark

gives you one of those medical grade migrane bands (he probably stole it)

[headdanons]

Wukongs reaction to their s/o wearing Peach perfume/macaques reaction to their s/o wearing a plum and mango perfume (aka the monkeys react to their so wearing a perfume that heavily mimics their natural scent.)

-Nyoom

so fun fact most peach scented perfumes I have noticed smell like bleach to me IDK why but it is a thing

Wukong:

he is your perfume

as in he's always trying to make you smell like him so everyone knows your his.

Macaque:

You are getting bred

[headdanons]

Hey! I just saw the winged s/o ask, so building off that: do the monkeys groom the s/o's wings or or do they feel it's too intimate? I suppose it depends on where they are relationship-wise. Can you do courting, dating, and married? /nf, of course! Sorry if this got ramblly!

OKAY so I think this would depend on the type of bird S/O is

regardless as long as there is trust there birds preen each other all the time so I definitely feel like in the hard-to-reach areas especially when there are pin feathers after molting season DEF would be getting groomed

[headdanons]

It's cold af for me (-34°F) so how would our favorite monkeys deal with the cold with an S/O who also despises the cold/can't tolerate it for whatever reason?

-Nyoom

Adding MK to this as well as a bonus

Wukong:

FFM doesn't get cold its tropical

he would just take you to FFM and then its warm for you both

doesn't do cold

Macaque:

hes got trauma from LBD's magic so hes probably got some panic going on

you drape many blankets over the two of you and have a space heater

MK:

you both curl up under lots of blankets

monkey king marathon

theres also hot noodles to help keep you warm

[headdanons]

Ok, ok, so you know where this is coming from, but: Wukong/macaque(separate or together) got deaged but still have their memories, do they pretend to not have their memories so they can get doted on and carried etc by their s/o?

-Nyoom

the answer is yes to both of them

no need for a list here because Yes both of them totally would do this

[headdanons]

Wukong/macaque(seperate) reacting to an s/o who is very soft and sweet to baby monkeys and just lets them cling to them, then being mindful not to move too suddenly so as not to scare or dislodge the babies.

Or or! Sleepy cuddle pule where their s/o is covered in sleeping babies and gave up and is also taking a nap

-Nyoom

I know why this ask exists and I am living for it

Wukong:

He's the FFM grandpa he would just melt and join in

soon it's a big ol cuddle pile while lazing out in the sun. he's an old man He is allowed to take a nap covered in grandkids.

it becomes a thing and now you always get roped into baby nap time with Wukong and the monkey babies

Macaque:

Macaque lives alone so it's not until beach day he sees you interact with the baby monkeys

Mans heart skips a beat he sees the trust the FFM monkeys have in you and knows he's got the one

he joins in on relaxing with the babies and doesn't say anything much but he sits with you

[headdanons]

Ok ok, so y'know how grooming is 100% a social thing for monkies, how would our favorite monkey men(macaque and wukong) respong to reader who as an older sibling always did their younger siblings hair, but never had anyone do their own, until one day the monkeys start doing it on habit and reader either just goes limp, or starts silently crying cause holy shit it feels so nice??? Like they can feel the love and affection their monkey has for them???

-Nyoom

Wukong:

he already knows someone has never done this for you hes ready for it.

mans is a planner when he is not being impulsive he's also smart so he comes into this prepared he also warns you before he does it and gets out his old brushes from his hoard.

when you go limp he makes sure that your okay and keeps going until you fall asleep

Macaque:

he checks in on you if you suddenly start crying which means he stops what he is doing.

once he knows you're okay it starts becoming part of your nightly routine where you both groom each other and get pampered up.

then it gets ruined cause yah both go eepy

[headdanons]

Yooo! You got any headcanons for how macaque or wukong(seperate) would react to an s/o with strong wings that they use like a shield, and the s/o just sometimes drapes one of their wings around said monkey in a subconscious 'you can rest now, I'll keep you safe.'

-Nyoom

SO WHEN I TELL YOU I ONCE WAS A MEGA FAN OF MAXIUM RIDE GROWING UP SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY LANE

anyways those head cannons

Wukong:

He worries about you in battle and makes sure you are only taking on foes you can handle, but after a while, he knows you can handle yourself

yall go flying together from time to time its enjoyable for you both. sometimes Wukong is a bird sometimes he is on his cloud.

when you put your wing around him he holds you close as well and tells you're both napping now.

Macaque:

this man melts when you put a wing around him and tell him he can rest. Wing feathers dense enough to act as a shield means that they muffle sound too I imagine so it helps him sleep, and it's warm.

You fly together with him as a bird and you with your wings, it's very nice and kinda lazy sometimes pranks are played

he trusts you in a fight as well but you're always getting back up from his shadows.

[headdanons]

MACAQUE WITH MUTE S/O HEADCANNONS:

Macaque is traumatized and blind on one side he gets having a disability needs accommodations and he learns to sign and communicate with you

He doesn't pressure you to talk he is still a swave snarky asshole but he doesn't pressure you into something that might never get to happen.

He understands the struggle of people talking over you from his days in the brotherhood as it happened often and makes sure to always have an ear listening for you

Yall would have your own little secret language of little taps and touches

[headdanons]

WUKONG WITH MUTE S/O HEADCANNONS:

Wukong is like two thousand years old this man's definitely learned how to sign at some point so he knows what you're saying

He's a loud guy he can talk for both if you and help translate if needed.

Likes it when sign about stuff that interests you

"Shut up their talking!" Then translates what you're signing if others don't understand it. If they do he just makes sure everyone is looking.