Elder Millennial Trash

Wolfstar. Drarry. Hollanov. 30s. She/her. Minors DNI

[elder-millennial-trash]

My works:

WIPs

Say you won’t let go -(M) marauders era wolfstar WIP (ships: wolfstar, Jily) (currently on hiatus)

Bar Review - (M) law school AU WIP (wolfstar, other ships to be added later) Remus is a new law student in NYC, experiencing the big Apple for the first time as he begins his journey into the legal field. When his section mates become like family, there is bound to be drama, especially when you have every class together for a full year. And even more so when a dark haired boy has caught the attention of every one of their classmates. But what happens when that boy is not what everyone expects him to be? All Remus knows is that it’s going to be very difficult to pay attention in contracts when a pair of grey eyes constantly catch his.

Screaming and Fighting and Kissing in the Rain (M)- Jegulus get together modern AU with background wolfstar

I Never Lost My Way To Where You Are (M) - Wolfstar may/december relationship with background Jegulus raising Harry

Complete/one shots

Oblivious (T)- Where everyone knows about Remus and Sirius...except Harry, who was oblivious.

Three’s a Crowd (T)- Regulus is in the astronomy tower after hours, and runs into someone unexpected.

What Could Go Wrong? (T)- James and his friends transform into their Animagus forms for the first time. What could go wrong?

Everything has Changed (T)- Regulus lied to his cousin and now needs someone to be his boyfriend at a wedding. Sirius thinks this is hilarious.

Why Are We Here? (T)- Albus drags his siblings along to spy on his best friend.

Lost and Found (T)- Remus searches for a long lost gift.

A Short Holiday (T)- Bill and Fleur escape reality, if only for a little while.

That’s Not My Name (T) - Wolfstar is raising Harry. And Harry is a teenager. Remus has run out of patience. Sirius had a hard day at work.

What the Hell? (T) - The marauders prep for their annual Halloween prank. This should go smoothly. Right?

Fic rec lists:

Wolfstar fic list part one

Texting Fic Recs

wolfstar/jegulus fic rec list

Slytherin!sirius recs

[leneybeany]

Relationship Reveal Hollanov Fics!

Completed Ongoing

Make sure to leave kudos under fics you enjoy and like and repost this so more can see!!

stay tuned for more additions and follow for more fic rec lists!

Three Drink Shane by bluesylady

Lily Wants To Be A WAG by harmonyminhyung

Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine

Jane Is One Of The Girls by harmonyminhyung

Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine

Not since, always by Prgloon

Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean

being mature and responsible by its_kindness_infinite

Breaking News by PlatitudinalTeen

Much better (as you like it) by No_good_deed

Cap has a girlfriend? by harmonyminhyung

Sneaking Suspicion by harmonyminhyung

Big, Boring Boxes by CinnamonProse

all eyes on me by gurlsrool

lover, come over by LArtemys

Say My Name by wolfsbanex

The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan) by BigPlushShark

#getLilyout by viridescented

Fanning the Flames by cjr2

there is by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)

The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197

confess my love by FaiaSakura

Forgotten Language by manyfandomsmember

маскировка by ghosttotheparty

the support group by goldengalaxies

from the outside by goldengalaxies

Don't Text While High Folks by RANDC117

ways they didn't find out by goldengalaxies

hold you as the water rushes in by justhockey

Three Drink Shane by bluesylady

That Time Hayden Pike Ruined Everything by leanybeany

Eye of the Storm by Lily_wing

Doesn't sound like a Lily by M_mariiii

Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed

Enemy Lines by winter_ninja

ilya + the real housewives of montreal by v_velour

Unhinged love by Madfordinos

The Echo In My Veins by leanybeany

Added 6/28 ->

hayden pike v the ‘lily’ thing by goldengalaxies

Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and lover boy) by warmporridge

they got no idea about me and you by rachelrae

Love is just too weak of a word by Karaxuno

don’t make assumptions if you don’t what to know by MyBelovedAngst

Do They Make a Greeting Card for This? by moonflowers

Maybe We Could Grow by billowyy

stolen time, a golden hour by ingberry

[sebassts]

Jegulus shippers who put Lily in a half-assed lesbian pairing so they can pretend they gaf about female characters + escape criticism are weak and will not survive the winter

[petalsonparchment]

I’ve personally seen them replacing the marauders era woman by killing the women outright, or using the women as baby vessels and then killing them to elevate a mlm relationship

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that hospital room sick to his stomach teeth ground to dust spirit crushed under the weight of their circumstances prepared to have an extremely difficult conversation and shane immediately hitting him with this

[bipolar4autistic]

ilya drunk as fuck after the first cens cup win

[stabthroughme]

Ilya is the white woman who rescues "kitties" and "puppies" from the sides of roads only to bring them to vets who go "this is a mountain lion/coyote/cougar/lynx pup" and on one occasion that Shane will never let him live down "this is a bear cub".

Shane has the nearest wildlife sanctuaries/rehabs at the Cottage and in Ottawa on speed dial. They're on a first name basis with Ilya and most of them don't even know Ilya or Shane play hockey they're just "the Russian with the white woman animal whispering powers and his long suffering husband"

[brehaaorgana]

Greatest hits of FIFA cultural exchanges thus far:

Learning about flyovers and pyrotechnics at American games being a thing

Non-americans discovering the size of American football stadiums....for high schools in texas. Also the size of our stadiums in general.

Going to baseball games as a side treat! Lmao.

Non-americans losing their minds over "like, 100 petrol pumps," at buc-ees.

Related: Americans often forget how huge target and Walmart is.

People discovering American BBQ

Non-americans being obsessed with mid American restaurant chains like Golden Corral and Taco Bell

A lot of them really did feel god in this chile's apparently

The rightful obsession with waffle house

New understanding of American Big Drink With Ice supremacy as summer creeps in

Begrudging acceptance of mandatory water breaks during games

Americans realizing we have a Team USA and we are not, in fact, just "hosting our friends" from around the world — mostly because we won our first match and our team is decent??? Not amazing but not the worst.

Side rant: us women's football team is legendary good and we should care about that more like. Hello???

Admitting Americans are right about air conditioning

Related: the english team did warm ups in Florida RIP, and also the there's a video of the French team just being like fuck the heat, fuck the sun, this is so hot...

Americans who do not normally care about international football but fucking love a sport and cheering so we're just hyping whatever team is nearby, like we see a party and just show up and learn the chant. Like sorry many of us don't know shit about soccer but if we see a bunch of people in viking helmets or kilts or holding a bunch of flags and cheering we're game.

TAILGATING!!!!

I already said this but American yellow school bus is an international celebrity

The Scottish drank Boston dry of beer apparently, like they quadrupled what Boston normally sells for fourth of July weekend. SAM ADAMS HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY BEER DELIVERY.

Also the English team fans got kicked out of The Londoner pub in Dallas after drinking 5,000 beers and going over max capacity lmao

Free refill drinks, tortilla chips & salsa.

So many non-americans are going to be here for the 4th of July for our 250th anniversary which is going to be great and hilarious

Non-americans discovering ranch as a beloved condiment

Non-americans understanding American obsession with hamburger now

Japan's homebase is in Texas and the cultural differences are frankly great and also the Japanese fans are SO NICE and helped clean up the stadium after a match???

All the short videos with the eagle screech (which I think is actually a hawk but whatever)

[official-dad-blog]

Like yeah America's government is literally the Legion of Doom, but we generally aren't that bad. I'm glad the world is seeing the little things that there are to love in America.

[almondcroissantsandink]

yeah ik everyone and their cousin has drawn this but why not me too??

[ilya-sweetheart]

someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!

so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander

instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie

[hyceate]

[wilmvandrr]

just married!!!

[pookieshane]

favorite hollanov kisses 29/??

[chemdoodles]

1x04. Shane is so chill!

[finny-red]

Summer sketch ☀️

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(niche but i stg if we dont stop giving colton underwood a platform i am going to scream)

[younheedrawings]

”I can carry my own bags.” Hollanovs caught in the wild by paparazzi 📸

[my-castles-crumbling]

rules - hollanov - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 250 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3 - cw: mentions of homophobia but they're mostly jokes

“You’re kidding,” Troy says, stunned, as the entire team stares at Coach Weibe, who is wincing and looking like he wants to crawl into a hole.

“‘Fraid not, boys. Mandatory sensitivity training, Monday morning. The league is really cracking down on their new rules,” Weibe says, grimacing.

“We are the reason these rules exist!” Ilya roars, throwing his hands in the air. “Crowell makes them because he is–what is word, Hollander?”

“Biased.”

“Da, biased, to us! What did we do to need punishment?”

A couple murmurs indicate that the whole team agrees.

“Apparently…”Weibe clears his throat uncomfortably. “Apparently a referee at the last game heard a few of you calling each other ‘homophobic.’ He reported it to the league out of concern, and–”

“Oh my god, we say this all the time!” Ilya yelled again, looking around at all the guys, who were nodding. “Bood does not pass to me? Homophobic. Dykstra checks Barrett? Homophobic. Hollander calls me asshole? Homophobic and husband abuse.” It’s obvious that Weibe is trying to keep a straight face as he shakes his head. “Well, that stuff isn’t a joke, guys. Maybe the training will do you some good. Like I said, Monday at 8am. No arguments.”

But as they all stand and start to get ready to go, a soft, clear voice can be heard above the grumbling.

“Seems pretty homophobic, not gonna lie,” Shane Hollander mutters under his breath, the ghost of a smile on his face.

And everyone, even Weibe, laughs.

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.