mmm eat the beans

hi i'm tessa and sleeping is my favorite activity

[fandom-oracle]

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

[iconicpopstar]

my mother when I was born

[maximum-overboner]

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

[bunjywunjy]

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

[evelynhug0]

[buckychristwrites]

ned leeds telling his teacher that he was watching porn on the school computers instead of revealing that he was helping peter parker aka spiderman is the most ride or die shit and isn’t talked about nearly enough. ned’s loyalty to peter is unwavering and such friend goals. in this essay i will

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[radmenace]

including when they’re in their teens

[theunwomen]

[thosedamnsmoshkids]

hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

[melxncholymermxid]

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

[azcrowleyfell]

For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[scarecrowqueen]

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

[tygermama]

He looks like he gives great hugs

[saint-batrick]

tell me a pretty thing.

[with-antlers-gleaming-deactivat]

In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.

[saint-batrick]

oh wow that's gorgeous.

[galpalactic]

the phrase “come back with a warrant” being such a shortcut for a show trying to make you not be on a character’s side is… terrifying. ykwim

[vrson]

same with how “i want a lawyer” is used to indicate someones guilt, and how people in cop shows only say that when they know theyve been caught.

[solarcat]

Yup. In reality, if you’re being questioned by the police, the best bet you have is to say nothing EXCEPT “I want a lawyer,” until you have a lawyer, have talked privately and confidentially with that lawyer, and your lawyer has told you what you should say (which may very well still be absolutely nothing).

I will add a small caveat that if it’s something like giving a statement about, say, witnessing a car accident or whatever, that’s a bit different. But if you’re in custody? Shut the hell up for your own good. It’s not “guilty,” it’s SMART, and don’t let cops or cop shows convince you otherwise.

[snommelp]

Right up there with demonizing people who plead the fifth.

Basically these cop shows paint every single one of your rights as something only a real villain would ever even think about using, and/or as an obstacle for the heroes to overcome.

Given the history of false imprisonment and police misconduct in this country, that’s a very dangerous lesson to be teaching.

[jolenemeghan]

Cop shows are propaganda, and you should remain aware of that when you are watching.

[ayamccabre]

Don’t talk to the cops - advice from a lawyer and a cop.

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[satanfemme]

wgy do you reblog that many pictures of tommy wiseau..... is... is there a tommy wiseau fandom

as far as I’m aware I’ve never reblogged a single image of tommy wiseau in my life.

[satanfemme]

anon are you talking about gerard way??????

[satanfemme]

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[thatdisasterauthor]

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

[rustybuckett]

ny’all mind if i

[hotvampireadjacent]

yeah actually i do mind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[everythingfox]

😂😂😂

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[boxofleftovermuffins]

Due to corona we have 3 days of the week now:

1• Yesterday

2• Today

3• Tomorrow

[candyradium]

this is just what having adhd is like

[dea-certe]

And there's the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows how far away it is, but it exists. Looming in the background, waiting to strike.

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]