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[roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers]

I roleplay a canon character, but I’ve developed them very, very far past their canon counterpart. I hate it when people ask to roleplay and then refuse to acknowledge or take these unique developments into consideration, and instead treat my muse like the standard canon version.

[lsunnyc-deactivated20191124]

can we take a moment to just think about how incredibly scary magical healing is in-context?

You get your insides ripped open but your friend waves his hands and your flesh just pulls back together, agony and evisceration pulling back to a ‘kinda hurts’ level of pain and you’re physically whole, with the 100% expectation that you’ll get back up and keep fighting whatever it was that struck you down the first time.

You break your arm after falling somewhere and after you’re healed instead of looking for ‘another way around’ everybody just looks at you and goes “okay try again”.

You’ve been fighting for hours, you’re hungry, thirsty, bleeding, crying from exhaustion, and a hand-wave happens and only two of those things go away. you’re still hungry, you’re still weak from thirst, but the handwave means you have ‘no excuse’ to stop.

You act out aggressively maybe punch a wall or gnash your teeth or hit your head on something and it’s hand-waved because it’s ‘such a small injury you probably can’t even feel it anymore’ but the point was that you felt it at all?

Your pain literally means nothing because as long as you’re not bleeding you’re not injured, right? Here drink this potion and who cares about the emotional exhaustion of that butchered village, why are you so reserved in camp don’t you think it’s fun retelling that time you fell through a burning building and with a hand-wave you got back up again and ran out with those two kids and their dog? 

Older warriors who get a shiver around magic-users not because of the whole ‘fireball’ thing but the ‘I don’t know what a normal pain tolerance is anymore’ effect of too much healing. Permanent paralysis and loss of sensation in limbs is pretty much a given in the later years of any fighter’s life. Did I have a stroke or did the mage just heal too hard and now this side of my face doesn’t work? No i’m not dead from the dragon’s claws but I can’t even bend my torso anymore because of how the scar tissue grew out of me like a vine.

Magical healing is great and keeps casualties down.

But man.

That stuff is scary.

[somethingdnd]

shit just got creepy

[celynbrum]

Or maybe magical healing doesn’t leave scars or damage. It is magical, after all.

So after years of fighting, your skin is still perfect. Unmarred. In fact, you’re actually in better shape than regular people who don’t get magical healing when they fall out of trees or walk into doors or cut themselves while cooking dinner. You’re in such good shape that it’s unnatural.

And the really good healing magic takes away more than just the obvious injuries. You first start noticing it after about ten years when you go home and haha, you look the same age as your younger sibling, that’s funny.

Not so funny ten years later when they look older. Or forty years later, when you bury them still looking like you did at twenty. When do you retire from this gig anyway? How much damage is too much damage?

How many times do you glimpse the afterlife, or worse, how many times don’t you? What do you live through, get used to, show no outward sign of except a perfectly healthy body, too perfect for any person living a real life.

How many times are you sitting in a tavern with your friends and you hear the whispers, because the people around you know. How can they not know? Your weapons shine with enchantments and your armour is better than the best money can buy and there is not a damn scar on you. You hardly seem human to them.

How long before you hardly seem human to yourself?

And you find yourself struggling to remember the places where the scars should have been, phantom pains that wake you screaming, touching all the old injuries and finding nothing there. It’s all in your head. Was it ever anywhere else?

How long before you’re fighting a lich or a vampire or some other undead monster and you wonder…

…what makes me so different?

[lsunnyc-deactivated20191124]

Here we go someone who GETS IT.

[headlesshidan-blog]

Omg I wanna story with both of these kinds of characters. Shit Im coming up with a couple right now.

[headlesshidan-blog]

My Life as Hidan

Follows every active Kakuzu I can find. Never messages or interects with any of them because I'm a nervous nelly.

[muse-with-fuse]

What color is your muse? What color are you?

[mr-kakuzu]

Quiz here

Muns color under the cut.

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[headlesshidan-blog]

you are mediumvioletred #C71585 Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative. Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up. the spacefem.com html color quiz

[sindaj]

Link: http://www.livestream.com/sindaj

Commission Stream Prices

 - 1$ bust sketch 

- 2$ fullbody sketch 

- +1$ for color

Paypal: [email protected]

[headlesshidan-blog]

Come give me money and let me draw you comething! :OOO

[ratnocare]

When all you wanna do is talk about kakuhida or get into a fuckin dope ass roleplay but it’s like Who do I annoy? Who even likes this ship anymore? Where my people at tho

[headlesshidan-blog]

The struggle is real.

[nihilismbot]

Shipping can always get me back into an old fandom. Half the reason I got back into naruto was being reminded how much I love KakuHida.

I’m going to be 80 years old and someone will say “remember Noobvik?” And I’ll go on an endless rant about them.

[dana-chan325]

Funny thing about Hidan I find. Is that he wants friends so badly but nobody likes him.

Like Kakuzu for example:

  LiterallyHidan: “I hate you, let me follow u around like a puppy and spend every moment with u to show how much I hate u”

[sindaj]

My Patreon is now live. 

Subscribe to get access to exclusve art I don’t put on social media. Sketches, ideas, progress videos and tutorial videos will be available. 

[sindaj]

Livestreaming Fanart

I’m livestreaming an picture of Aurelion sol so I can record it for Patreon.

For this one time only, i’ll livestream it. You can ask questions about the potential Patreon and the kind of art that will be availible. 

http://www.livestream.com/sindaj

[headlesshidan-blog]

Come watch me draw! :D

[sindaj]

Back from an unexpected Hiatus

I went on an unexpected hiatus because of various reasons, but now I am back and I’m ready to start ramping up my art output. I’ll produce free fanart and patreon art.

I am starting a patreon! It will help me pay bills and I’ll be able to offer diffrent kinds of art

I’m also trying to save up to move to Colorado

The patreon will have five teirs, each offering patreon exclusive work and idems of limited quantity

Here are the Patreon Teirs

Teir 1 – 2$ a month

-        Digital copies of finished art – 2$ Value

-        Access to Patreon only streams - Free

-        Access to video tutorials - Free

-        Access to monthly sketch dumps and WIPS – Free

Teir 2 – 7$ a month                                          

-        Digital copies of finished art – 2$ value

-        8x10 Gloss Print- 5$ Value

-        Access to Patreon only streams - Free

-        Access to video tutorials - Free

-        Access to monthly sketch dumps and WIPS – Free

Teir 3 – 27$ a month

-        Digital copies of finished art – 2$ value

-        8x10 Gloss Print- 5$ Value

-        16x20 Gloss Print – 20$ Value

-        Access to Patreon only streams - Free

-        Access to video tutorials - Free

-        Access to monthly sketch dumps and WIPS – Free

Teir 4 – 52$ month

-        Digital copies of finished art – 2$ value

-        8x10 Gloss Print- 5$ Value

-        16x20 Gloss Print – 20$ Value

-        20x30 Gloss Poster – 25$ value

-        Access to Patreon only streams - Free

-        Access to video tutorials - Free

-        Access to monthly sketch dumps and WIPS – Free

Teir 5 – 77$ a month

-        Digital copies of finished art – 2$ value

-        8x10 Gloss Print- 5$ Value

-        16x20 Gloss Print – 20$ Value

-        20x30 Gloss Print – 25$ value

-        Acrylic Printed Charm- 5$

-        Printed T- Shirt – 20$ Value - 

-        Access to Patreon only streams - Free

-        Access to video tutorials - Free

-        Access to monthly sketch dumps and WIPS – Free

Here is a small preveiw of the art coming next month

I’ll Offer exclusive veiw of WIP images of finished fanwork and other Patreon exclusives for subscribers including  signed and numbered prints of limted quantity. 

Like this post and/r reblog if you would seriously be interested in subscribing. I finst want to make sure there is enough insterest before committing. I maight wait for a while to gather a larger fanbase if there isnt

 If you would like to support me and can spare at least two dollar a month then please like and reblog this post. 

[headlesshidan-blog]

Hey if you guys want to see alot more of my work I’m setting up a patreon where if you support me with a monetary offering I can produce and give you exclusive content and art. 

So if youre up for supporting me like and reblog this post. 

[mr-kakuzu]

WHY DOES HIDAN HAVE SUCH STUPID PUNKASS FASHION CHOICES. I LOVE HIM. 

[headlesshidan-blog]

Because Hidan is litterally me and Id wear the heck out of that jacket.

[you-make-me-wander]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

[whirlwindsunflower-blog]

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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[headlesshidan-blog]

Man I need a Deidara.

I wanna do some broship roleplays with Deidara, while I ship KakuHida to my grave, Hidei is my brotp, specially aince ep 445.

[mr-kakuzu]

'Kuzu-sama!!! What do I do for Hidan's birthday???'

“Nothing. Who cares?”

[headlesshidan-blog]

tell her to bake me a cake. A chocolate one.

[headlesshidan-blog]

Hidan didn’t expect to hear that crack in his voice. Man it really was bad. Sometimes Hidan does tend to forget people have emotions like this. Yeah he’s familiar with it, he’s lived it and felt the unbareable numbness, and he had to go through it alone at quiet the young age.

Kakuzu is having to go through it alone too, he knows this. Man that’s really aweful. At least from Hidan’s experiance he knew company helped, even if it’s quiet company it’s just nice not feeling alone. Hidan decided to stay and wait out this dark cloud, not because Kakuzu is his partner or anything, but it’s a favour from one broken person to another. He wouldn’t even get butt hurt is Kakuzu acted like it never happened.

Hidan would’ve wanted that if he was in the same mood, but the old fart better appreciate it because it’s not often that Hidan is nice.

“It’s everything isn’t it?” He said lifting his head, “If you don’t want to talk about it that fine, but I’m not leaving.” He glanced over to look for some form of reaction before looking down, “I’ll even be quiet.” He finally said.

[mr-kakuzu]

    “My age is catching up to me is all.” Head cocked back against the tree, allowing the elder to stare upward into blue skies. The sun hit his face through cracks of tree branches, blinding him, but he didn’t really care at this point. Hidan was right, it were everything and nothing all at the same time

 Air pressed through his nose with a silent laugh before speaking. “Do you ever think about dying? Really I am. It’s easier for you though. Isn’t it?” The question came out hesitant, because he knew the answer, but didn’t really think Hidan would get it like he did. Religious men had a place to look forward to. They had faith. The idea of parting from this world didn’t phase them as much as it would for people like Kakuzu, but the afterlife wasn’t what had him locked in a battle of depression. It were the lack of fulfillment, the lack of time to fix it. That too was something Hidan probably hadn’t considered, both because he were too young to consider consequences, and had his immortal status to fall back on, escaping consequences of action. Honestly Kakuzu envied his simple minded nature. If only he could block out something like this with faith.

“Never mind, it really doesn’t matter.”

[headlesshidan-blog]

Hidan didn’t expect Kakuzu to talk beyong his first answer, so he was not prepared to have to answer such a deep question. Do you ever think about dying? , well yeah, he thinks about it all the time. He stared down at his hands as he fiddled with his pendent, the metal is cold in his hands. He was trying to come up with a good response and weither it was good to spill on about his sorry past, he didn’t want Kakuzu to pity him or any thing, not like he would. “I think about dying all the time.” He finally said, the tone to his voice straingly serious, but he didn’t stop looking at the pendent. “Before I found Jashin I wasn’t exactly happy with living. My life wasn’t exactly the prize of the flock and death has alot to do with that..” He paused, his gears turning as he thought about how to proceed. “Jashin doesn’t say much about what happens after people die, just about killing and pain.” He glanced over, “So I don’t think much about it, the afterlife, you know, specially since I kind of can’t die” A bittersweet smile came to his face, “But even so I still think about dying. But I don’t let that get to me because one, Im fucking immortal its not like I can do anything about and two, I like life.” He said finally turning to look at Kakuzu. “I like the stars at night and the sound of birds. I autumn and summer. There is a whole bunch of food that is just awesome and there is alot I still haven’t done.” He looked down, “And I like you.” Oh, that sounded sappy, “I’m not going to lie I am reckless, Im not too smart, and I make a shit ton of mistakes, but you make me a better fighter. You’re smart and experianced, and those are two things I definatly don’t have.” He looked back over and had to stop himself before he starting gushing about his partner infront of him. “I guess what I’m trying to say is that sometimes death seems like an escape from problems and pain that can’t be cured with medicine, but it’s also an escape from the things in life you enjoy, that make life worth living…” He trailed off and rubbed the back of his head before looking at him again. He huffed and nudged him roughly, when had he gotten closer? “Hey! I’m trying to give you some advice so listen!” His brows were knit together is slight worry but also determination. “Don’t you go off dying, ok? As far as I know you’re the only other person who can live as long as me, so don’t go off dying and leaving me alone…ok.” he sounded starn at first but hus voice god uncharacteristically soft by the end. “If you don’t abandon me, I’ll stay loyal and follow you to the ends of the earth.” A smile widened slightly, “With only mild complaining.”