SPEEDRUN STRATS

Bullet Hoe | Dark Hozier send me to Hell | They/Them

[grimeclown]

[valtsv]

*looks at you with pity and contempt* tch. you don’t deserve the honor of facing me in a duel.

[skinlessbanana-deactivated20160]

[wayneradiotv]

i lost the original post that this one comes from but god. this is some of the best text ever typed

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[dailytony]

this is literally the plot of iron man

[quantumlasange]

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

[valtsv]

if we break up i'm taking back the powers i gave you

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Thank god for titties and rice

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[marogarreh]

DEAD CELLS ▷ 10/??

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

[musingsofbooboothefool-deactiva]

the gargoyle instinct

[dennys]

our parking lots are a safe space

[animatedtext]

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon