[headlikeastealtrap]

link: i lost my best friend of 30 years in a terrible bean eating incident

rhett: (from the other room) STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

link: sometimes i can still hear his voice

[wakandansleeperagent]

If he’s not a fave, you’re not a fave

[niqabisinparis]

I loved him since everybody hates chris

[biselfesteem]

lexi, 19: *wears an ugly racist fob shirt while trying to “protect” cops from protesters*

me: I Have Never Listened To Fall Out Boy In My Life

[suburbclone]

White bandom be like: I don’t feel safe seeing Wiz……not bc I’m racist…..bc of //those people//….. I didn’t say black people you said it I just mean there’s going to be weed there…….. *does this shit*

[suburbclone]

wake up y'all gotta answer for this not only is this shirt appropriative she doin this nonsense 📢📢📢📢📢 wake 👏 y'all 👏 asses 👏 tf 👏 up👏👏👏👏 🎤👂

[cleffairie]

this is honestly so ugly someone leak her url i wanna fight

[loveselfishlove]

“Not all cops are bad,” she said by phone. “And that’s just what upsets me. When I call someone if someone robs me, I call the police. They are there to help us.”

[suburbclone]

I’m fucking CACKLING because my friend who is actually in Ferguson said that she stood with the protesters for HOURS before switching sides lmaooooo

[poyzn]

[koki-kariya-personal]

Congratz marty

[misfit-freaks]

I am that bird

[usuallyxhungry-deactivated20161]

Marty needs a pay raise.

[raptorific]

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

[headlikeastealtrap]

I am never going to date another teenage boy

[headlikeastealtrap]

“January 18th, 2014″

I lied.

[headlikeastealtrap]

Just a reminder that I moved over to sophomoresnomp

[discontentramblings]

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

[thetrashiestoftrash]

The twist: the asexual person is panromantic and the pansexual person is aromantic.

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

[withnobodyinyourbed-deactivated]

[ves5el-blog]

drop a heart

break a nameeeeeee

[FALL OUT BOY INTENSIFIES]

WERE ALWAYS SLEEPING IN AND WERE SLEEPING FOR THE WRONG TEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[manchesters]

[nothanksforthevenom]

[mcry]

this always makes me laugh so much bc they’re all leaving the garage like usually you practice in your friends garage but they’re aLL LEAVIGN WHO’S GARAge IS IT

[frank-enweenie]

mikey gerard you live in the same house in the same direction, only one of you can be right

[disloyalorderofpete]

semisweet shadows lit in backrooms would taste if they were baked into you lost in my head my gut has always been my compass but lately ive been heaving it into gutters and toilets sex on tile floors next to bathroom sinks fuck to forget fuck to remember you smell of a grove of trees my...

[antivanelf]

[pretendmom-deactivated20210128]

[cumilab]