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@healyrpg
I woke up this morning with a throbbing headache, one of my bloody shoes missing, and  half my head shaved. I'd also like to apologize to whoever’s lawn I passed out in - my bad. In related news, super excited to announce that The 1975 are changing their name and adding a bunch of new members next year. Yay.
royallypez
You absolutely did, baby. My mum sent me a video of everyone singing Robbers with you - which was the craziest thing ever. It’s absolutely fucking mental. The coolest thing you’ve ever done and you put up with me everyday.
Have you ever had one of those moments where you sort of realise that you're actually living your dream? Like that was - That was all I'd ever been dreaming of all my life. And it happened. It really happened. We sold out MSG and people were screaming my lyrics back to me... It's just - A lot.
royallypez
‘Not a big deal’ says the guy who basically cried to a sold out MSG crowd. You know you don’t have to be cool all the time, yeah?
We sold out MSG. Actually sold it out. To people who wanted to be there. It's just - I mean, it's chill, but its fucking mental.
Have I said congratulations enough yet? Because I don’t think I have. I love you. Congratulations. We’re all very proud of you.
@healyrpg
It's not a big deal, but thank you. Means loads to me and all that. Love you more.
Does anyone have a book of dad jokes that they don’t need lying around? I’m all dried up for content and apparently you need fresh jokes with each kid. So if you do happen to have one - I’ll be around town trying to figure out how the fuck to deal with a tour, a daughter, and another baby on the way.Â
We're buying you condoms for Christmas.
royallypez
We’re not stressing about anything, Matty. You can ring mum, but if you let her come to the house I will personally kill you. Can you just come pick me up, please? I want my bed.
I'm useless at taking care of people. Do you seriously just want me around? Yeah I'm getting in the car now, I'll be there in a minute.
royallypez
Well I needed someone who had a clear head without having anything. I was pretty fucking out of it from the pills and I just couldn’t deal with thinking that one of us would slip up and crash the car or something. Plus you love your nights out with George, and I don’t think he’d be good in a hospital. I broke a rib when I slipped. The bathroom at homes a mess because I chucked up a bit when I fell. It’s not a big thing. They’re just gonna change my meds and I need to rest for a few weeks.
Fucking hell, Perrie. Have you called your mum yet? I'll call her and let her know. And then like - I'll come get you and everything. Don't stress about anything. I've got it all sorted out.
royallypez
I’d be proper mad at you. But that’s different. I needed someone who wasn’t high or drunk, I needed a clear head for a second. I’m fine, yeah? It’s gonna be fine.
I have a clear head. My head is at its clearest when I've had a few. I didn't - You can still rely on me. No matter what. Just tell me what's wrong. If you don't your doctor will so just - tell me.
royallypez
What I mean by I’ve been here since last night is that I’ve been here since last night. I took my proper meds because I thought I was gonna die and then I got a bit dizzy and slipped in the shower. It’s fine. Can you just not be angry right now? Caroline didn’t call you because I begged her not to, okay? You can be angry at me but not at anyone else. And not until the day after tomorrow.
I'm not angry at you, it's just - can you imagine if you went out for the night and the next morning found out I'd been in hospital? Babe, you need to start picking up the phone and calling me. Are you okay? Honestly?
royallypez
I’m fine. I’m totally and completely fine and no one needs to get stressed out about anything. You were out and I knew you were having a good time - so I figured I’d just get through last night and then fill you in this morning. I love you too, baby. But seriously. Come pick me up, please.
No that is seriously not o-fucking-kay. What the fuck do you mean you've been there since last night? What the fuck happened? Why didn't Caz call me? What the fuck, P. I don't care where I am or what I'm doing, you call me if something ends up with you in hospital - no matter how small. I don't care if I'm playing a show or out with the lads - you call me.Â
royallype
You do. You’re a very unique person, Matthew. So, I’m not at home. Nothing to worry about. But do you think on your way home from George’s you could just pop into the hospital and pick me up? Caroline was gonna drive me home too but she was feeling queasy.
What the fuck are you talking about? Why? Why didn't you call me? What happened? Are you okay? Seriously? I love you.
royallypez
It’s not a bad thing. You just have a very unique way of reacting to things and I need you to be less unique today. Please. Okay? Okay.
Have you been home yet?
I do not have a unique - Okay. I haven't been home yet, no. Why do you ask, my love?
Baby, I need a favour. And I need you to not be too Matty about the whole thing. Okay?
@healyrpg
Not be Matty about the whole thing? What does that even mean? I take offence to that, I think. Not be Matty about the whole thing. Fucking rude, you are.
He left…without a word, without a goodbye. I mean, I know I wasn’t very present and we barely saw eachother, but I was busy with work, you know? I mean, does it make me a bad person? Why am I so terrible at relationships?
Men are the fucking worst. Sorry, babe.
royallypez
I don’t care if he’s the only one that fits through. Allen encourages him. I’ve seen it happen. Plus, I’m sick, so it has to fall on your shoulders. Yeah alright, come have tea with mum and then you can drive me home and go do your thing while I write you a song. I’ve already got some great lyrics in mind.
Allen does not encourage him. Stop playing favorites with our kids. Oh no you don't, you do not get to do that - just call a guy and make him fix it. You're - what? Your mum is here? Why is she here? I thought you pissed off to go to her.
royal-hes
I put a record out, actually. Good to know what a wonderful mate you are. I got Nick to play Chocolate on the radio the other day and you can’t even remember that I’ve got my first record out. That’s not dicky. It’s endearing. And it hasn’t failed me yet.
I'll chuck it on and have a listen when P and I have a session later. Not really your first record though, is it? Don't think it really counts if you've technically done it before. Good on you though, I'm sure its sick. I genuinely lost count of the amount of blondes I've seen follow you into a fucking dark corner in a pub. Your life is fucking ridiculous.
royallypez
Do you know what would be more useful? If someone covered up the whole in the fence so someone else didn’t have to watch the dogs like a hawk every time they go outside. Just a suggestion. You built a studio into my house. I’m sure you have more than enough money, lover. Yeah, absolutely. Send it to me too. I wish I could say I’m surprised. But if you’re gonna skip out on dinner I might just drive home early and take advantage of the empty house to take a bath and record my next hit single in my new studio. Lovely.
Your dog is the only dog that fits through that hole, so I reckon its your problem all round. He's going round to Flacky's first so I can probably still squeeze in dinner if we're being real, knowing what he's like. Cheeky.
