Slow Motion

I'm Jeff (he/him/his), and I'm tired, probably.

[fuks]

[dekoi2501post]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE!

[andyswarhol]

[neogohann]

[bromo-mctwotterjock-deactivated]

New weight loss secret. Personal trainers HATE him for it.

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[4o4-tales]

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[protest-deactivated20190212]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[unclefather]

[catchymemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[studyblr]

I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories