Hello

mainly whatever

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[arandomthot]

Finally my talents can be appreciated

[snowhitesarchive]

url edits: @niklauscarolines

“you’re perfect, which is just so beyond annoying I can’t even look at you.”

want one?

[everybodylikesyou]

[crexyonce]

Lupita tells Michael to give her a push up😅

[settledowntruman]

Matty being extremely adorable during The KROQ Weenie Roast

[okayysophia]

[quickweaves]

I am legitimately afraid for my life

[anglelica]

Viva Pussy Indulgence

[throwbackblr]

Highest-grossing films of 1994

[ssueno-deactivated20180306]

someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

[deathshands]

The evolution of Matty Healy

[robin-buckely]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[melonmemes]

Do it for Steve

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[theproblematicblogger]

once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass

Alright I’m tapping out

[de-smol-violinist-deactivated20]

I didn’t think it was going to get worse…but it did.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[trilllizard666]

[aiba2]

Hey google how do I delete someone else’s post on this website

[danielnelsen]

hey @staff quick question,,

[staff]

Yeah?