He and She and Stuff and Things

Do it like Law and Order: In the Tumblr the people are represented by three separate but equally important groups: the people that have the thoughts, the people that blog the thought, and the people that reblog to their dash. These are their stories. Ba BUM.

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Time Travel

I am most certain time travel is possible; For I, have time traveled.  It's not what you think.  You don't step into a time machine, there is no portal, no car or pill.  It's the time period it's self, The 80's.  Even though man gone through and past The 80's in all it's glory: Style, clothing, music, food, work, politics, technology.  If you hear some tell you a story about The 80's, you hear music from The 80's, see a home video, music video, wear clothing from The 80's, anything!  If done correctly, if you try hard enough with any of those things, then you too can time travel... and have.

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There is a phenomenon when eating mac and cheese, where no matter how hard you try you can't seem to shovel the stuff in your mouth fast enough.

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Her: I want, cookies...

Him: We don't have any.

Her: I want cookies, like cookies right now.

Him: We don't have any cookies.

Her: I don't think I've ever wanted cookies more than I do, right now...

Him: Well we have raisins.

Her: *Glares*

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Over Sexualizing Pizza Rolls

Her: Will you make pizza rolls?

Him: Pizza rolls...

Her: Pizza rolls.

Him: *sexy voice* Pizza rollllllllllllsssssssssss,

Her: Yes pizza rolls,

Him: Pizzaa rolllss

Her: What are you doi-

Him: Pizza Rolls

Her: With Thousand Island Dressing

Him: *Touches her lips* Thousand

Her: Stop

Him: Island Dressssssing

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*Watching TV*

Her: He sleeps with his glasses on?

Him: Yeah, don't you?

Her: No, nobody sleeps withe their glasses on.

Him: Well that guy does.

Her: That doesn't make sense!

Him: But then how would he know he's sleeping?  He couldn't see if he was sleeping without his glasses.

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Her: How am dating such a noob?

Him: I just-

Her: How do you even, you don’t know how to even tumblr, or or blog?

Him: I just, I just, back in the day when this blogging and tumblr started I just decided right then and there that, that I’m old. I’m checking into being old right now. I walk...

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Her: *see's Him typing this*

What are you doing!?  Why are you typing it like that? 

Him: What I'm tumblring this.

Her: You're doing it wrong!

Him: What are you talking about,

Her: But you gotta put it in the chat *frantically points*

Him: I'm tumblring this way.

Her: That's wrong!

Him: I'm old!

Her: How-

Him: Old!

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I'm checking into being old now.

Her: How am dating such a noob?

Him: I just-

Her: How do you even, you don't know how to even tumblr, or or blog?

Him: I just, I just, back in the day when this blogging and tumblr started I just decided right then and there that, that I'm old.  I'm checking into being old right now.  I walk right up there to the front desk, Yes hi I'm [insert name] I would like to be old now, and that was it.  I didn't have to learn how to blog or whatever this is, the tumblr, I don't do that either.  I 'm old, I don't get it and I'm not going to learn.

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She: No.

He: It's Tumblr gold!

She: No.

He: But it's-

She: No.

He: Tumblr go-

She: No.