ailurophile.

Hello. My name is Hannah. A few of my favorite things are cats, pie, wallpaper, Jurassic Park and sequel (novel), tea, suffrage, and cute elderly people. Thanks. That is all.

[kuranberii]

[harbingerofgay]

um. SLOTHS. 

[hear0hannah-blog]

Why?

[downendlessroads]

FINALLY:

A gay couple in Argentina have plenty to celebrate after welcoming a healthy baby boy into their lives.Tobias, a baby a few weeks of life, has become the fist child in the world with two dads legally recognized.

[fuckyeahfeminists]

:’)

[hear0hannah-blog]

Britain: So we have the Olympics.

Britain: And Benedict Cumberbatch.

Britain: And Tom Hiddleston

Britain: And James Bond.

Britain: And the Queen.

Britain: And Danny Boyle.

Britain: And Kenneth Branagh.

Britain: And ducks and shit.

Britain: And Women's rights.

Britain: And free healthcare.

Britain: And JK FUCKING ROWLING.

Britain: And Voldemort, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan..

Britain: And the Beatles and amazing music.

Britain: And Rowan Atkinson.

Britain: And THE MOTHERFUCKING TARDIS! HEAR IT?

America: We have freedom.

Britain: We do too.

America: Well shit.

Britain: *hums God save the queen, drinks boatloads of tea and strokes corgi*

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[doctorwhogifs]

[leopoldsfeathers-blog]

Stephen Fry on Homophobia: This is fucking amazing.

My own view is that most homophobia, if one wants to use that rather crummy word, has almost nothing to do with sex.

“But have you any idea what these people actually do?”

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[dunwall]

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

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irony man

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[copperbooms]

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

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[keatsly]

John’s face.

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#why did I leave the shire

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#why did I leave the shire

[asiriuslygleefulstarkid]

 #why did I leave the shire

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#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE

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#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE

[aragoorn]

#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE

[redheadtemper]

You and me. Sweaterfest.

[beyoncebeytwice]

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

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Food>boys

[moviein]

The Winners of the Laurence Olivier Awards 2012 Best actor: Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller for Frankenstein.

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Goddammit Phil.

[alexander-ikithon]

Always reblog this because DAMMIT PHIL

[thehunterofinvisiblegame-deacti]

Never forget.

[tinerbeans]

Way to drop the ball big time, Phil. 

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there were raptors all up in the kitchen, Phil! THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!!

[life-as-a-gringottss-goblin]

fuck you phil

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Can we have a moment of silence for all the camera men that died during the filming of this movie?

[hear0hannah-blog]

Best Author-on-Author Insults In History

Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.

Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.

H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.

Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.

William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?

W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.

Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

Truman Capote on Jack Kerouac: That's not writing, it's typing.