Heard in the Green Room

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“Poor Tom is rapidly becoming poorer.”

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“Tap that booty.”

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“Everyone is trapped behind carts and luggage right now.”

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I’m taking submissions!

As ridiculous as my coworkers are, I wanna hear all your bizarre, funny, “What did you just say?” moments! Please submit!

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“Can we have a haze fluid drinking contest?”

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“I’ll punch baby Jesus in the face.”

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“I know you know I’m elbow deep in straps right now.”

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“Squirrel is kind of like God.”

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“Some people pay lots of money to fart for two weeks straight.”

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“I imprint like a baby duck on anything we rehearse with.”

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“They don’t want my blood, I’m gay!”

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“Everyone loves old people fucking.”

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“Take it from the bi-goo-goo.”

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“Live your lemonade life.”

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“What is Tumblr?”

“For most people, porn, apparently.”

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“Were you humping my chair?”

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“Get ready to rumble in the hamster cage if you have to.”