Heartbreaker CMPunker

[sandmandaddy69]

[must-be-mythtaken]

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

[must-be-mythtaken]

[gen-is-gone]

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

[digitaldiscipline]

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

[prettyboywynn]

They weren’t fighting they were just cutting the sexual tension

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[headspace-hotel]

my favorite poem is a comment someone found in their old code and posted on twitter that was of the “i don’t know why this bit of code is here but if i take it out everything breaks so here it will stay” variety, but when I tried to find it again it seems like the tweet was deleted :(

Can anyone hunt this down?

[milfmacbeth]

this one?

[headspace-hotel]

I too like this poem

[gauravsksk]

Hahaha sorry I ghosted you I was depressed and wanted to die but now I’m horny wyd

[henrvcavill]

EVAN PETERS ph. by Michael Schwartz for Esquire Singapore (2019)

[tobito]

y’all don’t understand... i’m literally in love with him

[nodded]

same 👀 energy 👀

[djoslider-deactivated20230802]

‘X Men Apocalypse’ Group Therapy Session - MTV After Hours (2016) —> Wandavision (2021)

[andysambcrg]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - ) but it’s just the memes

[chirmartir]

CH

[rederiswrites]

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

[jackhawksmoor]

this man is his own zombie apocalypse team, adding anyone else would just slow him down

[rj-abacura]

So as someone who used to teach parkour back in the day, this dude isn’t just talented. His technique is amazing.

It’s not just about not kicking out windows. Controlling how you land is about shock absorption, about minimizing the strain on your joints. It also makes you quieter when you move. A good landing should be as silent as possible, because loud landings hurt. That’s the foundation of everything else you do in parkour. So by the time you’re climbing buildings, if you’re breaking windows it means you don’t have enough control to land safely and it’s time to go back to your ground basics.

[felidform]

[awed-frog]

20 years later

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemeuniversity]

not a meme but i think it would be pretty fuckin cool if we all did this. and not just for a month, but until we start getting what we deserve. they only profit off of us. they don’t deserve our attention. eat the rich.

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