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Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

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messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

1v31182m5

Washing the waterbender baby

nitpickspot

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME YA LITTLE POTATO

viralfrog

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

berkelbites

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

swagophile

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

flareonfloof

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

swagophile

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

cipheramnesia

We could already tell that much.

shencomix

sometiktoksarevalid

pettycentral

mostlymadbrewing

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

cantmakeyouloveme

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

thestuffedalligator

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood