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Mid-30s ashke Jewish nb living in and loving the midwest. Ze/zan pronouns. Mentally fucked. To new followers: Thanks for following! Please introduce yourselves and feel free to interact even if I don't follow back.

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[emmaklee]

list of professions from a Chinese-to-English textbook

[memewhore]

[why-i-love-comics]

Marvel Swimsuit Special: Brand New Beach Day #1 (2026)

pin-up by Dan Panosian

context:

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[1v31182m5]

Washing the waterbender baby

[nitpickspot]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME YA LITTLE POTATO

[viralfrog]

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[swagophile]

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

[flareonfloof]

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

[swagophile]

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

[cipheramnesia]

We could already tell that much.

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pettycentral]

[mostlymadbrewing]

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood