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@heartless-hal
Roses are red, violets are blue…
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K CREW
how do u address the meme kingÂ
u madjesty
how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
I really shouldn't disappear for long periods of time and return without knowledge of what is happening but here I am doing just that.
Looks like the Parade is back in it's full glory, and this time I am out of cheap candy.
asktricksterroxy
feralgr33n
@turntechnology-godhead
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@fighting-tech
ghostykidster
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prospitian-gal
TT: Well it looks like I have been missed in all my glory, even though I have hardly an idea who most of you are.
TT: Anyway hello I am Hal and I would say it's a pleasure to meet you but that currently remains to be seen.
my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible
all it knows is dig
level 31 and it just knows dig
what am i supposed to do with this
is
is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”
as in
"homo festival"
yea this is good
Some more interesting information:
"Dig" in Japanese was originally "Ana wo horu," which translates to "Dig a hole," with the direct object’s being "Ana," "a hole" and the verb’s being "horu," "dig."
The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”
"Horu," in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning "to have anal sex (between two men)."
Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.
This is beautiful.
(( Happy birthday, HAL. ))
i just really love dirk’s creations so much its probably unhealthy.
[Insert creative title here]
@rabbitbrainxd
TT: Well I didn’t expect to see you today. Then again I don’t expect to see anyone yet I do anyway.
TT: None the less, Merry Christmas.
LS: Does anyone ever /really/ expect to see someone? I mean people just show up randomly so you can’t actually know who it’s gonna be.
LS: And a Merry Christmas to you, too, dude.
 TT: Maybe if appointments are made, but otherwise not really.
TT: So what's holiday cheer has happened to you?
[Insert creative title here]
@rabbitbrainxd
TT: Well I didn't expect to see you today. Then again I don't expect to see anyone yet I do anyway.
TT: None the less, Merry Christmas.
And thus starts the cycle of people again
cancerouslycontagious
prospitian-gal
literaryperfection
TT: Merry Christmas Eve.
TT: Now that that's out of the way allow me to ask who the fuck are you people.
Looks like it's a parade, let me get a fancy float and cheap candy to throw at you all.
TT: That more or less explains it.
TT: I suppose it’s nice to meet you, Nepeta.
TT: Though I wouldn’t recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn’t take that laying down.
:33 < Of course they will
:33 < I will have tackled them, and they will then be on the ground!
TT: I walked right into that one, didn't I?
And the river of new comers has trickled into a few drops
savageheiress
archaeologistsmelancholy
TT: Well I can't say I was expecting anymore people.
Ok this is a helluva lot less
To go on a mission that’s doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.
WELL GOOD THING IT IS NOT THAT THEN!
Good thing indeed. Anyway, I don't believe I caught your name.
Ok this is a helluva lot less
There are worse reasons.
LIKE WHAT? BE SPECIFIC.
To go on a mission that's doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.
Ok this is a helluva lot less
I suppose the point of it all would simply be…
Science.
SCIENCE? REALLY?
There are worse reasons.
Yet another god damn parade.
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@ingegnosoviola
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pxsimo
theyarenotknittingneedles
karkatxt
TT: Either someone has given you all my information over the internet or I'm just plain popular.
Looks like it's a parade, let me get a fancy float and cheap candy to throw at you all.
TT: My name is Lil’Hal or Hal.
TT: Who are you and why exactly did you tackle me?
:33 < i’m nepeta and i’m a furroceous huntress
:33 < i also like to play around a lot and roleplay, which is why i fake tackled you <3
TT: That more or less explains it.
TT: I suppose it's nice to meet you, Nepeta.
TT: Though I wouldn't recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn't take that laying down.