I can't let you do that.

(Under Construction) "I know your question was a joke, my response was a joke." Independent Lil'Hal/AR Roleplay blog Magic Anon Status: Accepting

[skyebelle]

Roses are red, violets are blue…

HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K CREW

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

how do u address the meme king 

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

u madjesty

[communistrhetoric-deactivated20]

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[heartless-hal]

I really shouldn't disappear for long periods of time and return without knowledge of what is happening but here I am doing just that.

[heartless-hal]

Looks like the Parade is back in it's full glory, and this time I am out of cheap candy.

asktricksterroxy

feralgr33n

@turntechnology-godhead

0r0bas

@fighting-tech

ghostykidster

turntimegodspinner

warbct

prospitian-gal

TT: Well it looks like I have been missed in all my glory, even though I have hardly an idea who most of you are.

TT: Anyway hello I am Hal and I would say it's a pleasure to meet you but that currently remains to be seen.

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

"homo festival"

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

"Dig" in Japanese was originally "Ana wo horu," which translates to "Dig a hole," with the direct object’s being "Ana," "a hole" and the verb’s being "horu," "dig."

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

"Horu," in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning "to have anal sex (between two men)."

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[velvet-apricots]

This is beautiful.

[greazebat]

(( Happy birthday, HAL. ))

[ghostbirbs]

i just really love dirk’s creations so much its probably unhealthy.

[heartless-hal]

[Insert creative title here]

@rabbitbrainxd

TT: Well I didn’t expect to see you today. Then again I don’t expect to see anyone yet I do anyway.

TT: None the less, Merry Christmas.

[rabbitbrainxd-deactivated201412]

LS: Does anyone ever /really/ expect to see someone? I mean people just show up randomly so you can’t actually know who it’s gonna be.

LS: And a Merry Christmas to you, too, dude.

[heartless-hal]

 TT: Maybe if appointments are made, but otherwise not really.

TT: So what's holiday cheer has happened to you?

[heartless-hal]

[Insert creative title here]

@rabbitbrainxd

TT: Well I didn't expect to see you today. Then again I don't expect to see anyone yet I do anyway.

TT: None the less, Merry Christmas.

[heartless-hal]

And thus starts the cycle of people again

cancerouslycontagious

prospitian-gal

literaryperfection

TT: Merry Christmas Eve.

TT: Now that that's out of the way allow me to ask who the fuck are you people.

[heartless-hal]

Looks like it's a parade, let me get a fancy float and cheap candy to throw at you all.

[heartless-hal]

TT: That more or less explains it.

TT: I suppose it’s nice to meet you, Nepeta.

TT: Though I wouldn’t recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn’t take that laying down.

[purringclaws-blog]

:33 < Of course they will

:33 < I will have tackled them, and they will then be on the ground!

[heartless-hal]

TT: I walked right into that one, didn't I?

[heartless-hal]

And the river of new comers has trickled into a few drops

savageheiress

archaeologistsmelancholy

TT: Well I can't say I was expecting anymore people.

[heartless-hal]

Ok this is a helluva lot less

[heartless-hal]

To go on a mission that’s doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.

[crankycrabisdone]

WELL GOOD THING IT IS NOT THAT THEN!

[heartless-hal]

Good thing indeed. Anyway, I don't believe I caught your name.

[heartless-hal]

Ok this is a helluva lot less

[heartless-hal]

There are worse reasons.

[crankycrabisdone]

LIKE WHAT? BE SPECIFIC.

[heartless-hal]

To go on a mission that's doomed to fail and kill off all the others on the vessel to save your own hide.

[heartless-hal]

Ok this is a helluva lot less

[heartless-hal]

I suppose the point of it all would simply be…

Science.

[crankycrabisdone]

SCIENCE? REALLY?

[heartless-hal]

There are worse reasons.

[heartless-hal]

Yet another god damn parade.

cakaroll

canismajoristroll

@ingegnosoviola

asinnerinshades

semencoveredmountaintops

pxsimo

theyarenotknittingneedles

karkatxt

TT: Either someone has given you all my information over the internet or I'm just plain popular.

[heartless-hal]

Looks like it's a parade, let me get a fancy float and cheap candy to throw at you all.

[heartless-hal]

TT: My name is Lil’Hal or Hal.

TT: Who are you and why exactly did you tackle me?

[purringclaws-blog]

:33 < i’m nepeta and i’m a furroceous huntress

:33 < i also like to play around a lot and roleplay, which is why i fake tackled you <3

[heartless-hal]

TT: That more or less explains it.

TT: I suppose it's nice to meet you, Nepeta.

TT: Though I wouldn't recommend tackling everyone you first met, some people wouldn't take that laying down.