gonna microwave some batteries

kyj | 26 | aus

[oldmanpusspuss]

I love when I'm less terminally on tumblr because it's never because my life has improved or anything it's just that I'm doing secret worse things

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

oooo its the fuckin wizard

[joeyclaire]

i actually feel like i’m about to throw up

[galapathy]

it is going to be really hard to beat vivziepop making a homestuck cartoon starring toby fox as the single funniest thing to happen in the history of the world

[malk-with-tea]

homestucks version of 9/11 just happened i think

[radicalgraff]

Anti-colonial graffiti seen along the highway on the Nullabor plain, Western Australia

[cannibalchicken]

[sootends]

they r going 2 eat him

[fishparasite]

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

[fishparasite]

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

[ashstfu]

listening to music i listened to when i was 14 makes me realise im still the same person but taller & with a rare esoteric wisdom that can only be gained through suffering

[powerburial]

most problems will go away if you ignore them. of course they'll resurface with greater intensity, so you have to ratchet up your ignorance every time. luckily this can go on forever, until you die in some strange- assuredly unrelated- way

[0king-of-the-rats0]

god gives his most specific, hard to explain genders to his strongest dykes

[maevedx]

Went to see if limewire was still a thing and got shot 4 times with a gun

[starcrossed-sky]

#its like your friend died and some evil entity took over their corpse and tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme via @scribblebunnys

[6-2-aestheticsofhate-deactivate]

whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town

[jade-harley-yuri-deactivated202]

[389]

cooking food is basically DJing. the ingredients are your playlist, low, medium, high heat are your equalizers, mixing tracks are the seasonings. there's now a rave in your kitchen

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]