is a grade a dick
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things

blake kathryn
𓃗

Kaledo Art
🪼

Andulka
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

JVL
Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
todays bird
Peter Solarz
official daine visual archive

@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second

No title available

No title available

seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Spain
seen from Croatia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Sweden

seen from France
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from Norway
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from Spain
@heartslonglost-blog
is a grade a dick
fallenlantern:
It was probably lucky that Hal had been blessed with considerable willpower, because when love itself walked in on him in the locker room when he was only half dressed, considerable willpower was exactly what it took for him to not punch the Predator in the face.
He’d known love’s entity had been hanging around Carol… but he hadn’t thought it would be such an asshole.
He knew he should just ignore it and walk away. But sadly, even more than considerable willpower, Hal had been born with a considerable capacity for pettiness, and somehow there was something about this thing asking about Carol that was making it burn brighter than ever.
So he smiled brightly, reaching into his locker for his jacket, and hide how his fist was clenching. “Sorry, pal, but if you don’t work here you’ll need a visitor’s pass to pay a visit to the boss’s office. Why don’t you swing by reception first?” He pulled out his jacket, and this time he didn’t hide the way his ring was glowing like an angry fire. “It’s downstairs, to the right, and back on Zamaron where you should be.”
It’s brow hiked up at him, more than amused with his show of willpower. No wonder Carol liked him so much. The predator shook its head. Mortals were so entertaining.
“So I’m not allowed to fly up to her office right now? She had said it was okay the night before last.” Of course, Carol hadn’t told it that at all but it didn’t matter. The predator loved edging Hal on and maybe it wanted a fight in this form. It was sure that the pilot did.
“Zamaron’s down stairs? and here I thought you were smarter than that. Having your power out in the open and so angry. Aren’t you supposed to be willpower and not rage, Jordan?” It shrugged, nonchalantly, it was practically preening in the anger Hal radiated and oh, it was so happy too. “Don’t like me hanging around your lady, do you, Jordan? Isn’t it a good thing that I’m not an employee?”
The emotional entities are assholes.
yellowimpurity:
❝ It won’t be my spell, lovely sibling, ❞ Parallax says, poisonously sweet. ❝ It will be yours, remember? Do you believe so little in your own power that you cannot even maintain the light of love in a single mortal’s heart? ❞ Its nails drum over the table top, each sharp tip leaving a tiny prick in the varnish. ❝ I’m willing to leave your champion alive and unharmed, is that sufficient payment? ❞ Its lip curls in a knowing smirk. ❝ She is, after all, the only thing you’re truly attached to on this planet. I would never dream of taking away your special someone. ❞
It couldn’t help but be more amused by the moment until Fear questioned its power. “Careful what you say, Parallax. My power rivals yours.” It growled as it stood up, it was tempting. So very tempting to just do it for Parallax and then Carol would be with it. The way it should be. It did love her. “I’ll help you then.” It said as it looked towards the kitchen, where Carol was no doubt drinking. “Only to have her. I’d hope not because I’d take yours away if you did, darling.” It smirked at it before pouring itself another drink. “Would you like one while I come up with a love spell if you will?”
@fallenlantern | sorry hal but love itself is an asshole
The Predator knew exactly what it was doing when it walked into the hangar of Ferris Air and it knew exactly how to make the flowers in its hand bloom a little bit more as a hint of violet twinkled in its eyes. He made his way directly to Hal Jordan.
“Excuse me, Hal Jordan, right? Mind telling me where Carol’s office is? I’m surprising her with flowers and then a surprise lunch.”
@formidolumina| because the predator wants to piss people off
The entity’s smile is border line insane as it stares at Sinestro. “Tell me, Sinestro, have you remembered how to love yet or have you still forgotten and succumbed to Parallax’s whining?”
Parallax and Predator: Cosmic Entities. The human forms.
Fear and Love.
“Out of all of our siblings, I want to smash your face in the least.”
“Funny, I can say the same about you.”
@yellowimpurity
“For hearts long lost
and full of fight.”
Independent and Selective Cosmic Entity of Love: The Predator
Rules
Loved by Vanna
sideblog to @carolxferrisx
yellowimpurity:
❝ Not how it works ‘anymore’? ❞ It indulges itself in a low chuckle- one dripping in malice. ❝ Dear Predator, that’s dangerously rational for our kind. You’ve allowed yourself to be influenced by mortals far too much. ❞ Weak and changeable. Such has Predator been since the very beginning… always forgetting what they were. They were pure, and they were light, and they were not to be dictated to by those who were weak. ❝ And you should know- I don’t care for the difference. I simply want him to adore me like I adore him. ❞
“I’ve allowed myself to realize we need to change some.” It emphasized, rolling it’s eyes. Maybe it had allowed itself to be influenced but it also knew how stubborn its siblings was.Parallax and itself weren’t as stubborn as Ion was, they however preferred each other’s company. And the Predator would much rather deal with Parallax’s obsession than listen to Ion drone on about nothing. “Parallax, what you want won’t be true. It will be a lie for him and while it may work for a while, you and I both know he’ll break your spell. I could... help you though. But it comes with a price.”
@destinedtwin @jedilegaciied
@yellowimpurity
novasparked:
“Do you mean it in a bad way because I’m definitely the worst.”
“Surely not as bad as a few I’ve met.”
fallenlantern replied to your post “Out of all of its siblings, the Predator is closest, if you can...”
parallax vc: out of all our siblings i want to crush your face the least so there's that
predator vc: same
yellowimpurity:
❝ I want you to make him love me. ❞ It gets straight to the point- a rarity for the entity that revels in mind games, preferring to dance around its intentions and paint its conversations with cryptic words. ❝ It’s certainly within your power, no? ❞ And if it isn’t- then love and its entity is even more pathetic that Parallax previously thought.
The Predator stares for a moment before a laugh escapes its lips as the entity sipped the whiskey. “You wish for me to do that? Sibling, dearest, while it is. That’s not how love works anymore.” It shakes its head. Although, part of it wished to do it just for the chaos it would cause. But that wasn’t how the emotion worked. “Making them love you and having them fall in love with you are two different things. One you should at least try to get him to love you although, it won’t work well with Sapphire in area. And no, you are not killing her.”
Out of all of its siblings, the Predator is closest, if you can consider them close, to Parallax simply for the fact it wants to annoy it. And it hates most of the others.
novasparked:
“im just saying i can’t believe it. nothing else. just…” jazz hands. “I can’t believe it.”
“...Are all humans like you?”
novasparked:
I cannot believe the entity of love… is gonna try to help me with my love life.
careful what you say, I can make it a living hell
fallenlantern:
The yellow light that perpetually dances behind fear’s human facade flares in warning for a brief moment, but Parallax’s poise is not so easily unbalanced- no matter how irritating its siblings may be. ❝ Advice concerning the only matter you could possibly be of assistance for- a matter, as you so happen to mention, concerning my precious Hal. ❞
If the Predator smirks more than it should, the love entity can’t help it if it loved to piss off its siblings. It sighs, dramatically, all of the entities were dramatic when it came to trivial matters but it’s brow raises. “I fear my champion would have to disagree that he’s yours, sibling dearest. However.” Love takes a seat, reaching for its glass of whiskey. “I’ll humor you. What is it that you need advice on? You seem to be doing a fine job with how you are with him currently.”