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„Hausch“ von Andhim bei Apple Music

Titel · 2013 · Dauer 7:25

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[neat-deadandlive-things]

"What the fuck?"

no, "Watch the Phacus".

Take a 30 second scrolling break to watch these little algae swim.

[only-cat-memes]

[crimsolyn]

[topcat77]

Renate Bertlmann

 Zärtliche Berührungen (Tender Touches), 1976/2009.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[westiec]

[ID 1: Six photos of shiny purple and pink balloons with long protruding nipples caressing each other. The left column shows three progressive shots of the pink one docking inside the purple one. The right column shows first the purple nipple on top of the swell of the pink one, then both nipples pressed together and pointing up, and finally the pink nipple pressing down on the purple nipple.

ID 2: screencap of a text reply by choptail: we have got to get regular porn back on this website]

[jackalpants]

The "balloons" are partially inflated condoms with reservoir tips, gang, and it's really concerning to me that y'all didn't recognise them straight away

Even if you are not having sex for your own reasons you should recognize the number one tool for safer sex when you see it, especially in an explicitly erotic context such as this

[westiec]

y'know what I'll take that L and update the image description, but you see I usually put my condoms on a penis rather than inflating them

[only-cat-memes]

[thoughtkick]

“The prettier the garden, the dirtier the hands of the gardener.”

— B. E. Barnes, Put in work.

[thememedaddy]

[memeuplift]

[heartswithoutahome]

Migration: Experte Daniel Thym fordert härteren Kurs in der Asylpolit…

Migration: Experte Daniel Thym fordert härteren Kurs in der Asylpolit…

[nicostiel]

flower crown

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of SpongeBob SquarePants episode title cards (1999)

[fucciwilliams]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[makiruz]

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

[trickstertime]

The person who originally did this is a phenomenally talent builder. Here’s some more of their work:

[themajesticjunkyard]

To anyone interested, this is Joss Ivanwood, or Jayfa_mocs

[blignick]

[thememedaddy]

[everythingfox]

Cat not impressed