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What if instead of actually writing the TP Zelink fanfiction I’ve had in my head for years, I just drew out of context Zelink scenes because that’s all I really care about? 😂

Reguardless, despite the horrors, they both deserve so much love, healing and happiness. 🥹 TP Zelink my beloved 💚💜

contemptible-scoundrel

blood meridian fans reading blood meridian for the first time and realizing cormac mccarthy just wrote a bunch of bullshit about imperialism and the depths of human cruelty instead of confirming judge holden to be stronger than goku

aholefilledwithtwigs

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

butch-king-frankenstein

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

butch-king-frankenstein

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

butch-king-frankenstein

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

parawyrm

zsnes

the inspector gadget ultra fantabulous fantastimatastickal super telemascopic executive function flow chart is killing me

dangerthrillryanson

(Original prop)--Sorry, the tortus was fake, ya'll. Now its just a shell of its former self.

oh2bloved

Sky kids

oh2bloved

Sky kids

victusinveritas

naamahdarling

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

marjorierose

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

dragongirl218

@pangur-and-grim

I feel like you'd have a great shot at this contest

dyk-tv-theme-song

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #780

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

dyk-tv-theme-song

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #764

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Voting ended onAug 12

dyk-tv-theme-song

Series: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990-1996)

Artist: DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince

thegunfighters

the funniest thing about actors who play multiple characters in dw is that sometimes they explain it and sometimes they just don't bother. like the twelfth doctor looks exactly like that one dude he met in pompeii two regenerations ago because he chose that face on purpose. martha looks exactly like some random girl who died at canary wharf because they're cousins. there are multiple distinct characters who look exactly like clara because she entered the doctor's timestream and all that weird sci-fi nonsense. but sometimes it's just like... the second doctor has an evil mexican doppelganger for no reason. there's a weird guy from alabama in the 60s who looks exactly like steven for no reason. there's like three different guys who are all mark gatiss