ninja turtle

socially and sexually awkward.twitter&instagram: cocoletteee

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we’d probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.

[writingllama-deactivated2020012]

“Hell is loving you in my sleep and waking up alone.”

— Hell / Unrequited Love

[juansendizon]

“People who don’t feel pain anymore are the most damaged.”

— Juansen Dizon

[cat-memes-only]

[thegoodvybe]

[thegoodvybe]

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[maskwearingsocio]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we colonize another planet, there will probably be people who deny we originated from Earth.

[permeate]

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

when u get 0 notes on a post: nobody saw van goghs beauty till he died

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[kasssshole]

[6i]

in your 20’s find a balance between hustle & rest. you don’t need to have a love life or a soulmate figured out. go travel the world. battle your demons. set up a business, find people who value your heart and yours will attract. don’t live in the past, you have so much more to see

[vybewitme]

Some people come into your life just to show you how to love and what love is suppose to feel like but that doesn’t mean they were meant for you

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

be with someone who is good for your mental health

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[yourbigsisnissi]

Eventually you hit that point where you’re no longer interested in convincing people that how you feel and who you are is valid and decide that as long as you know your truth and what works for you, that’s what matters.