wanderer

shithead and master procrastinator. sometimes i post art.

[jame7t]

tall queens watch out i saw a power line walking around outside

^^^

[badassdemonsword]

trying to explain what iPods are to a knight

Now imagine this divine alabaster tablet, emblazoned with the image of the apple of eden, of which houses a small inconceivable bard who will recite to you any limerick or hymn you so wish to enjoy at any time or occasion

[moveslikekeithrichards]

actually the meaning of life is when ur doing the dishes & u squeeze the soap bottle & a little bubble comes out

[insomniac-arrest]

ACTUALLY being silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

[divinestrike]

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

[medicinecorvidsxx]

what kind of political compass is this

[hellboundheart]

i love him i want to hit with my car he’s my best friend i will tear him from limb to limb i understand him i think he’s the worst person in the world i want to send him to therapy i will strap him to a table and dissect him like a frog i want to hug him i will cut off his parachute and throw him off a plane

[amygdalae]

Idk how much I've 'grown' as a 'person' over the years however I HAVE gradually turned into increasingly cartoonish parodies of myself which has been a blast actually

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there has been an event at the location

[p0cketw0tch]

favorite ship dynamics:

1) soft, sweet, basically married, just haven’t admitted to themselves or each other yet.

2) Person A is emotionally a skittish feral cat and person B has to gently “pst pst” them into a relationship

[cykelops]

rabbits are gods most evil creature. So small. So round. So soft. You wanna pick them up. But you can’t. You can’t. They don’t like it.

[utopians]

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

[boymiffy]

this is so embarrassing. i want to love & be loved & drink really nice tea & eat really nice pasta & not feel like the loneliness is a part of me anymore. i want a herb garden

[prokopetz]

Characters who are absolute trashfires have their virtues, but there’s also something to be said for a character who’s competent, collected, and has their life thoroughly together, and also has one specific thing that’s deeply wrong with them.

[ursie]

Reading fanfiction isn’t a personality trait writing fanfiction isn’t a personality trait fandom isn’t a personality trait shipping isn’t a personality trait (and none of these things should be) if you can’t separate yourself and your consumption from actual valid criticism of platforms of said consumption (ao3, fanfiction.net, tumblr, ect) you need to log off and reevaluate some things. Criticism at websites and company’s should never feel like a personal attack-none of those sites should be your identity. If you truly truly believe it is you really do need help and I wish you the best-but also pls go outside

[hungwy]

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhh double sleep meal please, extra pillow and blanky on that. and a side of shuteye and rest. thanks

[swagpaws]

so many war-inducing reblog posts going around . reblog this to hold hands with the person u reblogged it from for peace and love on planat earth