we can be immortals

hey, i'm heath! i just started my graduate program at auradon state, chemistry of course. like you expected anything else from the guy that practically lives in the labs? not just a chemist though, i'm an equal opportunity nerd and will happily put the science away for comics and/or gaming.

[heath-lemon]

text ⛺ heastin

Heath: So, how would you feel about camping? Because me and Zoe were trying to come up with some kind of activity to do before going back to campus and I think we settled on camping? I've never actually gone, but it looks fun on tv! You up to it? We can get the whole group together!

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hoe

Zoe: we can't both worry then nothing will get done! but yeah, obviously nothing is going to keep you from grad school, you're going to do amazing.

Zoe: hmmmm what are some normal summery things that people do??

Heath: Well, according to you there's nothing left to do so that should be alright, shouldn't it?

Heath: Wow, you're assuming I know anything about anything "normal" lmao but my guess would be something like swimming or hiking. Things outside.

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hoe

Zoe: I FINISHED ALL MY SUMMER PROJECTS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW??? there's so long left until school!!!

Heath: You could always join me in worrying over how to start a thesis? Honestly that alone might keep me from going into grad school.

Heath: ...we both know that's not true, I have no idea why I even said that. It's still early in the summer, I'm sure we can find SOMETHING to do.

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hijon

Dijon: You haven't, but you should. In fact, you should be telling me that every day 😘 but why are you telling me that now?

Heath: I mean, it was just song lyrics but I have no problem adding that to the daily routine. Would you prefer the reminder in the morning or before bed?

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hoe

zoe: well I definitely did see that turning out much differently than it did. but for what it's worth, maybe it improve your experience to drink in public spaces with friends.

Heath: Usually I'm with Dijon and Greta! Just not last night. So, yeah, never going anywhere alone again. But also I was trying to you know, do something without having to rely on Dijon to be there to bail me out of awkward situations.

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 heastin

Austin: OOH thrilling! What kind of stuff do YOU not know that I'D know!?

Heath: Any idea what butterfly pea magic ice is? Because that just seems like a bunch of random words thrown together to try and make sense but it just doesn't.

[heath-lemon]

stevieslothmore​:

Okay, but you should totally get a Nintendo-inspired tattoo! You can’t have an identity crisis about something that’s permanently etched onto your skin and that’s just a fact. What do you think about something like this?

Uh... would that hurt? I’ve never gotten one, and to be honest, needles have always freaked me out a little bit. I hated when Kyo was doing shots in med school, he kept trying to talk me into letting him practice on me and said it would help my phobia too... which probably would have but no way was I letting him stab me a bunch. And that was way off topic, so pain level. How would you describe it?

[heath-lemon]

austinfrederickson​:

I don’t really know what you’re talking about outside of “Super Smash Bros”, “Mario games” and I guess “Wario” but considering how much of what you’re saying sounds like absolute gobbledygook to me and the fact that you, one of the smartest people in the whole stratosphere, didn’t know about it, maybe this Gamer thing really worth getting yourself worked up over? What even is that anyway?

But can I call myself a fan of the franchise if I didn’t know about this? I mean, really, am I a true fan at this point? But it started as a mini-game in Game & Wario and I guess got a little bit popular enough to be included in one of the other major Nintendo titles. That’s basically all I know, I haven’t gone back to play the game or anything. Mostly because I don’t have a Wii U.

[heath-lemon]

TEXT 🌲 YOTH

Yoyo: HELP! I GOT STUCK IN SOME TREE BRANCHES AND I CANNOT GET DOWN! THIS IS AN S.O.S., I CAN'T DIE IN A TREE, HEATH!

Heath: How did you get in the tree? Can't you get down the same way?

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hijon

Heath: Have I ever told you you’re my hero and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle for you are the wind beneath my wings 😘

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 hoe

Heath: So I was at a bar, and this guy walked up to me and asked if I wanted to blow his whistle. He then proceeded to pull out an actual whistle and yeah, okay, it could have been worse, but honestly I think the entire experience has turned me off of drinking in public spaces ever again.

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 le heath

Heath: I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 heato

Heath: So, guess who might be in hospital because they burned themselves like an idiot with a Bunsen burner? If you guessed me, congratulations! You win!

[heath-lemon]

text 💬 heastin

Heath: Can you do me a favor?

Heath: I'm trying to make this color changing lemonade I found on Pinterest because it looked cool, but I have no idea what some of this stuff is. Help?

[heath-lemon]

So I was playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and I realized that I really don’t know as much about Nintendo as I thought. I had no idea that Gamer was even a thing, I just thought it was some creepy stage made up for Smash Bros., I had no idea it was part of a whole Wario franchise that I also knew nothing about. I’ve been playing Mario games for years, how did I not know any of this? I think I’m having a little bit of an identity crisis here...

[heath-lemon]

aspenfrederickson​:

Less than two weeks until the premiere of Superman & Lois, and I still can’t decide if I want to tune in and give it a shot while it airs live, or if I’d rather wait until it’s all on CrownFlix and just get it over with all in one fell swoop. How are we feeling, fellow comic nerds? Because I’m not going to lie, I still just miss Tom Welling as Smallville’s finest, so for me these are dark and confusing times. 

I’m so not the person to ask about this. As far as Superheroes go? Superman is probably my least favorite. I’ll take a Batman movie or show over him any day, and those have been over done so much. Why not turn it into like a viewing party though, that way you don’t have to suffer alone if it turns out really bad.

[heath-lemon]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I didn’t say anything negative about it, actually! I thought they did an okay job with their suggestion. Although I’d prefer if it was @aspenfrederickson, I’m just a little, uh, nervous about what the rest of the group would say.