fuck me gently with a chainsaw

mythic bitch, she/her, officalverse, HEATHERSVERSE, and rp blog

[heather-chandler-offical]

welcome to my candy store

im heather, and if you don't know who I am, then you must have a sad life. she/her, from both the musical and the movie because IDC SO, TRY ME BITCH

also when i call you a 'bitch' e.c.t because I inevitably will, its gender neutral

veronica sawyer:

@veronicaa-sawyer-offical

heather duke:

@heather-duke-offical

heather mcnamara:

@heather-macaroni-offical

jd (ew):

@jason-dean-offical

ram:

@ram-sweeney-offical

kurt:

@kurt-kelly-offical

tags:

#friday lunch polls - lunch questions ill release every friday

#the mythic bitch herself - everything I post

#heathersverse - for any of the 'heathers universe' officalverse blogs to use

ooc: my characters probably going to be quite mean a lot of the time, but I don't mean any of it! if it makes you uncomfortable you can dm me and I'll delete it

tags under cut

@australia-offical @tgirl-offical @nevada-offical @britain-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @mum-offical @monster-energy-offical @catboy-offical @dogboy-offical @satans-pitchfork-offical @offical-offical @homosexuality-offical @sappho-offical @state-of-utah-offical @america-offical @czechia-offical @sweden-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @red-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @hallucinations-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @anxiety-official @caffeine-offical @detention-offical @evilducks-offical @mental-illness-offical @insomnia-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @knife-guy-offical @yarn-offical @blue-offical

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey is anyone in the heathersverse alive lol

I just got into heathers it’s rotting my brain fjegridnfdb

ooc:

idk if anyone is the heathersverse is alive anymore lol, sorry i havent been posting at all recently, ive just had a lot of things going on irl that ive had to prioritise.

im very glad that youre finding enjoyment out of heathers!! i love it so muchhh!!! <33

[heather-chandler-offical]

OOC POST:

HEY EVERYONE

THIS IS COMPLETELY.UNRELATED TO MOST OF MY BLOG, BUT I WENT AND SAW 'HEATHERS THE MUSICAL' LIVE LAST NIGHT WITH MY FRIEND (NOW GF <33)

OMG IT WAS SO GOOD, AND THE ACTING WAS AMAZING. ESPECIALLY FOR JD'S ACTOR, WHO I BELIEVE WAS CONNOR BEAUMONT, BUT DONT QUOTE ME ON THAT

OVERALL THOUGH, IT WAS A SUPER COOL EXPERIENCE, AND I WOULD TOTALLY RECOMMEND.

[heather-chandler-offical]

OOC POST:

HEY EVERYONE

THIS IS COMPLETELY.UNRELATED TO MOST OF MY BLOG, BUT I WENT AND SAW 'HEATHERS THE MUSICAL' LIVE LAST NIGHT

OMG IT WAS SO GOOD, AND THE ACTING WAS AMAZING. ESPECIALLY FOR JD'S ACTOR, WHO I BELIEVE WAS CONNOR BEAUMONT, BUT DONT QUOTE ME ON THAT

OVERALL THOUGH, IT WAS A SUPER COOL EXPERIENCE, AND I WOULD TOTALLY RECOMMEND.

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The one that was (unfortunately for him) with Veronica (btw if you did like Veronica, she's definitely single NOW)

[heather-chandler-offical]

now why would I be happy to know where jason dean is? the further he is from me, the happier I am

also ME?? LIKE VERONICA???? what do you think I am??? some sort of lesbian? ew. I definitely DO NOT like veronica.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I meant so you could see him being tortured and laugh at him!

Bestie you were literally INSIDE HER (head) FOR AGES

[heather-chandler-offical]

good point, so where is that fuckhead

EXCUSE ME?? i mean i was BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THESE THINGS WORK.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The cold part of lust (it's basically a hornier Chicago) (he'll hate it)

Haha bisexual! You were inside a woman!

[heather-chandler-offical]

ew chigaco

ew bisexual

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Ikr

Self loathing:

[heather-chandler-offical]

ITS NOT SELF-LOATHING IF IM NAWT BISEXUAL

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Stage 2, anger.

[heather-chandler-offical]

stage 3, putting the accuser to social death

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The one that was (unfortunately for him) with Veronica (btw if you did like Veronica, she's definitely single NOW)

[heather-chandler-offical]

now why would I be happy to know where jason dean is? the further he is from me, the happier I am

also ME?? LIKE VERONICA???? what do you think I am??? some sort of lesbian? ew. I definitely DO NOT like veronica.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I meant so you could see him being tortured and laugh at him!

Bestie you were literally INSIDE HER (head) FOR AGES

[heather-chandler-offical]

good point, so where is that fuckhead

EXCUSE ME?? i mean i was BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THESE THINGS WORK.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The cold part of lust (it's basically a hornier Chicago) (he'll hate it)

Haha bisexual! You were inside a woman!

[heather-chandler-offical]

ew chigaco

ew bisexual

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Ikr

Self loathing:

[heather-chandler-offical]

ITS NOT SELF-LOATHING IF IM NAWT BISEXUAL

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The one that was (unfortunately for him) with Veronica (btw if you did like Veronica, she's definitely single NOW)

[heather-chandler-offical]

now why would I be happy to know where jason dean is? the further he is from me, the happier I am

also ME?? LIKE VERONICA???? what do you think I am??? some sort of lesbian? ew. I definitely DO NOT like veronica.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I meant so you could see him being tortured and laugh at him!

Bestie you were literally INSIDE HER (head) FOR AGES

[heather-chandler-offical]

good point, so where is that fuckhead

EXCUSE ME?? i mean i was BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THESE THINGS WORK.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The cold part of lust (it's basically a hornier Chicago) (he'll hate it)

Haha bisexual! You were inside a woman!

[heather-chandler-offical]

ew chigaco

ew bisexual

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The one that was (unfortunately for him) with Veronica (btw if you did like Veronica, she's definitely single NOW)

[heather-chandler-offical]

now why would I be happy to know where jason dean is? the further he is from me, the happier I am

also ME?? LIKE VERONICA???? what do you think I am??? some sort of lesbian? ew. I definitely DO NOT like veronica.

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I meant so you could see him being tortured and laugh at him!

Bestie you were literally INSIDE HER (head) FOR AGES

[heather-chandler-offical]

good point, so where is that fuckhead

EXCUSE ME?? i mean i was BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THESE THINGS WORK.

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

The one that was (unfortunately for him) with Veronica (btw if you did like Veronica, she's definitely single NOW)

[heather-chandler-offical]

now why would I be happy to know where jason dean is? the further he is from me, the happier I am

also ME?? LIKE VERONICA???? what do you think I am??? some sort of lesbian? ew. I definitely DO NOT like veronica.

[heather-chandler-offical]

Hey queen!

You'll be happy to know, I know where that emo loner went!

@lucifer-the-gay-offical

good to know even the king of hell thinks I'm a queen (he's right)

anyways

which emo loner, I know like, a thousand?

[heather-chandler-offical]

Im in love with you. My name is Veronica Sawyer. This is definitely true and not fake

..

ive read a lot of forgeries but this one is even worse than "my" suicide note

[heather-chandler-offical]

heather i love you platonically please sign an autograph ❤️❤️❤️ 👀#please

only platonically? I didn't think I was losing my touch, but I guess I'll just have to be hotter

[heather-chandler-offical]

I'm gonna reveal a big fucking secret that might change the game forever, I swear.

So, something a man never told you but I will, listen carefully.

..- / .-. / .- / -.-. ..- - .. .

I'm not "cute".

I'm hot.

there's a difference

[heather-chandler-offical]

AJAJAHAJ

I caaaaaan't with u

[heather-chandler-offical]

rest in peace heather you would've loved rage baiting people

bitch I'm still alive, even drain cleaner couldn't keep this hot ass dead for long

[jd-offical]

pls stop peeing on the children

I think you're confused?? I hope you're confused??

[heather-chandler-offical]

they're not confused, I saw u piss on some random kid the other week

[heather-chandler-offical]

ur a bitch, but like a cool one ig. very @gaslight-offical -coded - @gatekeep-offical

"ig"? 🤨