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lol hi

[floralls]

by  sty830

[sleepbby]

boy: sends sext me: rolls eyes but sends one back

[cornygirlfriend]

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

[btsboyz]

This part tho!!!!!!

[ghostcries-deactivated20161112]

also guys i think it’s time to start spelling ‘small’ right again,, it’s been long enough

[princeofdoomrps-archive]

see the thing is, at this point, smol isn’t even a “mispelling” of small anymore; it has its own connotations. while small is a regular adjective, smol acts more like a diminutive marker, which English has been lacking

in essence, a smol dog will always be a small dog, but not all small dogs are smol.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

what the fuck are you talking about

[busa-n]

nothing is more attractive than jimin talking

[cocaineteas]

[chriskelly]

Hi everyone!

Here is the trailer for my first film, OTHER PEOPLE. 

Starring: Jesse Plemons, Molly Shannon, Bradley Whitford, Maude Apatow, Madisen Beaty, John Early, Zach Woods, JJ Totah, Paul Dooley, June Squibb, Matt Walsh, Kerri Kenney, Retta, Paula Pell, Lennon Parham, D’Arcy Carden, Mike Mitchell, and a ton of other amazing people.

It’s in theaters SEPTEMBER 9TH!

Lil indie movies like this one thrive on word-of-mouth, so if you feel like sharing, that would be cool! If not, that’s cool, too! Less cool, but cool nonetheless. 

Okay, thanks! Bye! 

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

(FYI Chris Kelly is the funniest person on twitter. @imchriskelly)

[volveracomenzar]

“I DONT KNOW HER” KSBSJDNS

[easternmediterranean]

[blackmodel]

P L E A S E

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry on the set of Dunkirk in the UK - 7/28

[cuteautumn]

ITS ALMOST AUGUST ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

[fishbone76]

In case you wanna know why so many porn blogs follow you.

[jjujami]

jikook’s harmonization in House of Cards aka death never feels this good

[tillerboomin]

[cc-videos]

“You know what I’m tired of? I’m tired of folks talking about some [sucks teeth] ‘stop wearing that jacket it’s too hot you in the wrong season.’ I don’t care bruh! Let me sweat bruh! Do you know how much this jacket cost bruh? $178 Bruh! Thats- plus shipping! I got the frickin receipt, that’s $200 I ain’t got bruh. Well not right now anyway. Like, dang bruh, I’d be stupid not to wear this jacket. It’s too expensive not to wear bruh. Not finna let no money go to waste, I will wear this junk in the desert if I have to bruh! You ain’t sweatin in it, I am bruh let me be, dang! And Imma keep wearing it this whole summer! [groans angrily]”

[onlyblackgirl]

Lmao

[thebestoftumbling]

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

[theprettynerdie]

RIP Taylor Swift (2009 - 2016)

Kim Kardashian just exposed Taylor Swift and now her PR-created world is crumbling down around her.

“Yes, poor Taylor Swift is the victim once again. A victim of a “character assassination”.  A character assassination much like when she posted Joe Jonas‘ breakup voicemail on YouTube. A character assassination much like when she described the woman Joe Jonas dated after her, Camille Belle, as “an actress, she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress“. A character assassination much like the time when she publicly dissed Harry Styles – while he was in the audience – in front of millions while accepting a VMA for yet another song she wrote about an ex. A character assassination much like the time she literally called up all her “friends” to make a video dragging Katy Perry. A character assassination much like the time she humiliated Calvin Harris because she got pissy after he denied her involvement in a song (a song she didn’t want anybody to know she co-wrote btw). But not before cheating on him. And you didn’t ask to be part of the narrative? Sorry. Did John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, or Harry Styles ask to be part of your narrative that you used to portray yourself as a victim? No? Then shut the fuck up.”

She’s sued her own fans for making fan art on Etsy. She sued her own fucking guitar teacher for having the audacity to say he taught her. She got a radio DJ fired for allegedly groping her ass, he sued for slander because it wasn’t him (witnesses backed him up), then she counter-sued him into oblivion. She sent a cease and desist letter to a podcast for reciting the lyrics to “Shake It Off”. She tried to trademark a year. When Calvin Harris got a handjob in a Thai massage parlor, she tried to wipe the story off the Internet. When Adele broke her “Bad Blood” Youtube record, Taylor had Tumblr posts removed that made fun of her.

GO. OFF.

[maaarine]

Best of David Fincher not giving a fuck:

 The Social Network (commentary)