Heaven is not perfection

[lovely-v]

Favorite ship dynamic

[lovely-v]

[merlinsorb]

[niyarest]

[egirl-vrissy]

[sexidance]

[twitblr]

[hell-propaganda]

The vampire coffin making industry must be insane. You can’t go to a human carpenter for that. No human person needs a guaranteed light sealed coffin that can open from the inside. They also probably drop way more money than is reasonable into these things, it’s not like a vampire is gonna wanna replace their coffin every century or be caught dead in a shabby cheap one, but humans make coffins to be viewed exactly once, comfort not a factor, and then nailed shut and buried in the ground. Completely different goals

Anyway all this to say I am a carpenter, vampire-friendly, and I use the utmost discretion in conducting my business

[that-one-lightning-queen]

@spiritspodcast

[flintenweib]

Leute aus NRW so "Heimat ❤️" und posten dann das:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Good girl:

Really bad boy:

[onodera-kosaki]

[multifandomqualitytrash]

I wanna see how this ends

[weeaboo-god]

[rylandgraces]

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Bibo Bergeron, Don Paul, Jeffrey Katzenberg

[charlesoberonn]

[fortunatecircus]

the people running the crayola twitter

[st-just]

The Bard and the Beholder by Zuzanna Wuzyk

[chocolateteapot1988-deactivated]

Me showing up to the party with a far more attractive friend.

[lair-master]

c’mon the bard’s not THAT ugly

[linguisticparadox]

It’s all a matter of perspective. You could say beauty is in the eye…of the beholder.

[zuzartii]

Hello!!! I’m the artist that did this piece and I absolutely love all the comments and tags on this post lmao

Glad to see we all share a single braincell

[iris-of-the-lambs]

I've been spending far too much of my time trying to learn medieval illumination techniques

one of my first semi-successful attempts at fore edge painting! done on an old paperback of aesop's fables.

+ some glamour shots:

[fangirlofall]

Bruh

[thisgirlapunk-deactivated202211]

[ladyshinga]

[frogcoded]

howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@vampireapologist

[salarta]

“I’ve never met a vampire” exactly what a vampire would say.

[awhimsicallaugh]

Very suspicious about this “educated guess”

[blackthxrntree]

@spiritspodcast

[jourjean]

corporate culture