salarta

My main Tumblr account. Background by soaps/soap-committee, commissioned by me in 2014 to promote All-New X-Factor #14 cause Marvel refused to promote it.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[abby-lynn-xx]

figured since it's house of dadneto time, i would share these little cuties again! magneto and his children in adorable novelty popsicle form are available as stickers on my etsy! you can find them here!

not tagging as part of the event since they were made long before the event, but i thought you all might appreciate them regardless :) looking forward to all the wonderful fanworks this month!

[noneedtoheedtheweed]

When you set out to redraw an old post as something to do with your hands and got too invested.

After the deaths of the Maximoffs, Wanda and Pietro were left to raise their 7 year old sister. As a result, they didn't have the 'nothing left to lose' mentality that drove them to Hydra. As they grew, they travelled and worked to develop the powers that began to appear during and after the bombing, finding others with powers.

Scott

I've combined the plane crash that Lorna causes with the one that results in Scott's head trauma (and the death of Ororo's parents but that's not relevant here)

Amaranth

Admittedly, don't have a plan I just want the kiddo here :)

[pukicho]

Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.

[salarta]

Damn God really knows my kinks

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[krizaland]

[furiosa-femininst]

“You should smile more”

Oh okay

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[dailywomen]

ANGELA BASSETT Town & Country, March 2025

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[hazelsmazecave]

Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot

[hazelsmazecave]

I am glad you like my post so much but can you do that in private please

[meirmakesstuff]

A guy at the gym just looked around, realized he was lifting the same weight as a "girl" in a wheelchair, pushed his weight up two notches, screamed once, and left.

[meirmakesstuff]

Like,

[meirmakesstuff]

This could have been avoided by keeping your eyes on your own workout,

This could have been avoided by realizing not all disabilities make people weaker--in fact, the opposite,

This could have been avoided by just being normal about things, man, I don't know what to tell you

[meirmakesstuff]

My wife (they/them) is the wheelchair user in this scenario. I was on standby because sometimes they lift so much weight they start to tip over.

[depsidase]

[otherwindow]

Horror movie about a white suburban haunted house woefully unprepared for its new Asian immigrant owners moving in because they've survived worse hauntings in Asia.

[otherwindow]

#the creepy little boy and axe murderer and old lady all in a football huddle in the haunted mirror like guys I think we need a new plan

[bententeren]

i wanna see this from the ghosts’ pov but also they end up in a turf war with some asian ghosts that followed the family from their home country and they are getting their asses kicked soooo bad