SOYSAUCE

he/him

[justtygerrrrr]

How Hiccup was genuinely moving while they were up against Viggo:

[heavenlysoysauce]

this is absolutely frying me i actually love this fanart so much

[heavenlysoysauce]

sometimes it feels like no one wants to talk to me

i swear i'm funny and entertaining guys

and i think it's also because i don't know how to start conversations. wtf do i say?? "how's the wife?" like what

[singetailsaremyfav]

Viggo looks drunk and Ryker disassociating

[b0dyb0n3s]

[tweeksbiggestfananddad]

WOODS BROTHERS SLEEPING CALMLY CUZ THEY DESERVE IT AND CUZ I LOVE THEM!!!!

theyre so elsa and anna coded

‼️(NOT a ship btw, proshippers do NOT interact w my content.)

[twisted-kiwiz]

𑣲˖ Have You Ever Tried This One? ˖ ݁ᰔᩚ ݁˖

₊𖥔 asking to peg the creeps ׄ໑୧ ׅ𖥔ׄ

Includes: Tim, Brian, Ben, Toby, and Jeff

CW: suggestive, strong language

dividers by @pixopix

a/n: you can see the line at the bottom from my phone bc i had to screenshot my screenshots to post this and im too lazy to crop again

[twisted-kiwiz]

yes i did in fact say jeff the kys all day yesterday. jeff the happy fourth of july ig.

[sushizushi6]

Rare marble hornets post, you can thank my wonderful boyfriend for asking me to draw Masky

[wulffreak]

[heavenlysoysauce]

guess who finally acquired his ao3 account!!

THIS GUY!! this guy posting RIGHT NOW! and now i gotta finish my fishlout fic!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[heavenlysoysauce]

genuinely! i also just SUCK at games because my reaction time is shit

[singetailsaremyfav]

rtte episode and the entire plot is Tuffnut realizing that the gang are in a tv show, except obviously he doesn’t know it’s a tv show he just knows there’s people watching, and for whole episode he’s just pointing out plot holes and breaking the fourth wall

[heavenlysoysauce]

ugh, i wish i could find polycule fanfic of Tuffnut, Snotlout, and Fishlegs. looks like i'm gonna have to make it

i do not mind suggestions though👀....

[heavenlysoysauce]

i need to create art of my oc's, because if i don't do it, who will?????

i'm going crazy. i yearn for a fandom of my characters

[heavenlysoysauce]

I get my ao3 account july 5th. best believe i'm going to cook up fishlout immediately.

[heavenlysoysauce]

i desperately want a nickname to be known by my friends. idk why?? but i don't have like a genuine nickname from anyone other than my immediate family

those nicknames consist of:

-mooh-mooz (childhood stuffed animal, and my favorite)

-sissy

-and princess

so two of them are just so uncomfortable to be called because i go by he/him T^T

anyone else crave a nickname like nicotine???? is this a normal experience?

[random-incorrect-things]

Ryker: I’m going to kill Hiccup!

Hiccup, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.

[nightwriter11]

He is stressed. He needs alone time.