[heavenlywonder]

last night my bf was drunk and started crying because i wanted him to go get pajamas on before we laid on the couch and cuddled…like why is he so cute

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[heavenlywonder]

it’s so crazy how affirming it is when you go from hating kids and not wanting them, to seeing your closest friends have kids and loving them to pieces and developing an understanding of the value of having children and starting a family, and yet still not wanting them

[bakwaaas]

[enki2]

[nyancrimew]

im literally romanceslop, you only like me because you love me

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[thehappysmiler]

[dykecinema]

[byjove]

me: I’m struggling

me: hey, I just want to warn you, I am struggling

me: hey, I don’t feel so good, not doing so hot, am struggling

my mom when she notices the effects of me struggling: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

[byjove]

you have to have a certain amount of dirty fast food cups in your room for your depression to become a problem in the eyes of your loved ones. even then, it’s less of a depression problem more of a you problem

[datshitrandom]

EJAE AND REI AMI | Heidi Klum's 24th Annual Halloween Party at Hard Rock Hotel New York | October 31, 2025 | 📸 by John Nacion, Noam Galai, Taylor Hill

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[aca-sonia]

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[kosmogrl]

[goldensunset]

‘the protagonist should be endearing and relatable’ the protagonist should make the audience scream and start banging on the one-way glass of the fourth wall. the protagonist should burn their entire life down and make the world’s worst sandcastle from the ashes. if they aren’t the cause of at least 50% of their own problems what are we doing here