Pot enthusiast, controversy realist.

"I'm going to a pretty place where the flowers grow, I'll be back in an hour or so"

[hebrew-hammer94]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[afriendandboy]

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

[afriendandboy]

some thoughts for america 2.0:

national anthem is gasolina

no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two

let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good

maybe more holidays about dogs

[hebrew-hammer94]

usa government: I've got an idea, you know that group of young adults 18-22?

usa government: you know how they're typically poor because they don't really have much work experience, so they don't have much money to spend to live on?

usa government: lets attach their welfare benefits to their parents regardless of how practical it is.

usa government: I know we call them adults but lmao like thats too much money to waste on a group destine to be poor.

[carlsbad-gap]

[sugarydoughnuts]

What dark appetites does he feed

[foodntwk]

[cujohjo]

[foodntwk]

[foodntwk]

[cujohjo]

[foodntwk]

[fuks]

[fuks]

[illogical-bullshit]

@sites that openly call me out for using adblock

did I ask

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Every time 😭😭😭

[b99thingsv2]

[inspectives-blog]

Rick’s Catchphrases

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

[carlsbad-gap]

[mostlyskateboarding]

[princess-stabbity]

you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that voting for trump = not voting with your conscience

it’s exactly the kind of cunning and underhanded move one would expect from a time traveling serial killer

[bob-belcher]

Summer 2016 in one photo

[spaceexp]

Retro Planetary Travel Posters!

via reddit