dag, yo.

i'm shannon. 30/toronto. hobbies: magnets likes: ghouls dislikes: people's knees i'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

Black Christmas (1974) dir. Bob Clark

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[sweethotnight]

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

[mcnxviii]

the anniversary of this legend

[tennant-deactivated20190727]

The Monster Squad ( 1987 )

[uselessgifs]

[weirdlandtv]

Mr. Sweet Potatoes (1899).

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

[experimental-sponge]

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

[gallerydluis-deactivated2018121]

[wearingraincoats]

[retro-fiend]

[vhspunk]

[crush-depth]

[contac]

[cyberscully]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[monster-brains]

Karel Thole - Vampir Horror Roman Covers

http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2018/01/karel-thole-vampir-horror-roman-covers.html