Potions Lab at Cackles Academy

rp blog for Hecate Hardbroom prob be implied 18+ on occasion, will tag accordingly

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Is there a potion to induce nightmares?

I question the intentions of a witch who would ask about such a potion.

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Why do you hide your beautiful skin with long sleeves ?

As Potions Mistress I find it always appropriate to wear garments that provide the most safety when frequently near bubbling cauldrons.

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Do witches Celebrate St Patrick’s Day?

As it is not one of our holidays, no, we do not.

Not that many need an excuse for a night of debauchery.

[missggullet]

{off muse} GENERAL PSA FOR THE WORST WITCH COMMUNITY ⚠

This is a very serious call out I invite you all to give me the benefit of the doubt and read for your safety online.

Be extremely careful who you meet online and bond with my frogs. If you have any suspicions a weird vibe or bad feelings about someone else you've been talking to or think you know please I am begging you to listen to your gut feeling because unbeknownst to you they might be manifesting for a reason and end up spot on as a matter of fact.

There was a dishonest silver-tongued impostor amongst us for a while until well yesterday since I bursted their bumble of lies. Someone I thought were my closest best friend over two months and some time later my girlfriend... Yes the mun of this blog got catfished into a romance fraud. On Tumblr yeah of all place but it can happen anywhere. To anyone. Doesn't matter who you are this is a real risk online and for the most part I'm not teaching you all anything new.

This weasel's handle used to be @miss-joyhecatehardbroom-deactiv but they deactivated their account for good posing for a 23 years old female named Kylie Harper living in England whom the sicko behind that profile made up their entire persona about and guess what my friends since January the 1st they bamboozled and beguiled me into what they were looking for.

First of all thinking there was a real young woman enjoying the internet and the fandom.

Every single pictures of "themselves" or their relatives (friends, family, pets even, tattoos) they have sent me never were genuine none of them so much as it was a piece of cake to retrace almost most all of all on Pinterest, WeHeartIt and instagram influencers the whole nine yard aye you'd name it... as most impersonators and catfishes do we been knew. They didn't even tried on that part but boy do they rattled their brain on a daily basis to maintain appearances and keep up with their own lies on their false life to me. But they gave themselves away a few times before it clicked to the mun. 😊

I reported them but since @staff doesn't give much of a flying monkey about the safety of its users well I'm calling for yall intention. Because I do not want any of you to be duped and used like a toy as I have been by none other than the liar I, real goddamn person, have fallen in love with. Protect yourselves. Please people. I don't want any of you amazing folks to have their heart shattered and life ruined over someone's personal gain.

I only hope this "Gertrude the Deceiver" won't ever again show themselves online and enmesh anyone else into their web of bollocks and tale-tales. They need serious help. Serious fucking help to find a person like that in our community.

As for the mun now she's focusing on recovering from that and won't be much of an active clown for a while. This was a harrowing ordeal to go through... again on here.

Stay safe my friends. Have a wonderful and kind Monday.

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Is there a potion the can make you look like balloon?

Why would you want to?

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Will you do another drunk Hackle this year?

Honestly I'm not sure. Life has been really rough lately and I can't guarantee I'll have the spoons for it. And the engagement has been pretty low lately (some of which is me not checking my notifs and seeing stuff very late) (i have no idea when you sent this ask) so I'm not sure I really want to hype up an AMA, do the mental prep work for how drunk/sober i should be progressively writing, if in the end i only have three asks all day.

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Are you excited for the next school year

"Excited" is not the word I would choose. I should be glad for a school year without any undue circumstances interfering with the pupils' study.

[ada-cackle]

What does Miss Hardbroom tend to wear during summer?

Clothes.

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What a strange question.

[ada-cackle]

What is your favourite way to celebrate?

With @hecate-hardbroom-s-lab

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No matter the occasion, I wholeheartedly agree.

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If you had a couple hours of uninterrupted free time with your wife and could only choose one activity to do together, what would you choose to do?

When is this theoretical free time?

If it's morning I would bring her breakfast in bed.

If it's the evening we would sit in front of her fireplace together.

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Is there a potion that is the witching equivalent to red bull (an alcoholic energy drink)

I'm afraid I suspect your motives in asking too much to answer this.

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Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?

What language is this?!

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how was your weekend?

Quiet time with @ada-cackle is always the best way to spend the weekends.

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What is your favourite thing to do for your wife?

Make her smile.

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Why do witches ride side saddle on brooms why don't they straddle them

Straddling is unseemly. Sidesaddle is traditional.

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An OOC post:

I just want to remind everyone that I'm not affiliated with the show in any way. My opinions and my headcanons don't carry any more weight than anyone else's in this fandom.

This is an in character ask blog for our lovely Miss Hardbroom. HB is not always nice. In fact I'd say there are very rare instances where you could ask HB for validation and she would turn around and give it to you. I don't want anyone to think that I personally do not think your identity or your headcanons are any less valid than my own, but I'm not really sure I'm the appropriate source here. At least not in character.

I was going to hide behind the confinement plotline and just point out that Hecate literally wouldn't have much knowledge of the outside witching world, but that's not very fair to the anons in my ask box. So if you're comfortable, please feel free to message me off anon and we can talk things through and come up with some excellent headcanons about the broader witching world we don't get to see in the context of the show.

I really didn't want anyone to think I was ignoring your questions. I truly just don't see myself as the appropriate person for the answers you're looking for, at least not in the scope of how this blog is set up.

And just to be clear: this post itself isn't intended as a specific callout to anyone in particular. I don't personally feel very comfortable being in a position where I could hurt someone unintentionally by remaining in character with my responses.

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some more suggestions for that last anon: warlock, druid, or mage. And to you, Ms Hardbroom, are such terms in use in the witching world? Afraid I am but a non-magic user.

A druid is a particular type of green witch.