Well folks… I think the time has finally come for the mun to peel off the pointy hat and the whole persona, hang it all on a coat rack and call it a day at last. And that was quite a long day. Although a good one for the most part.
It's been quite the adventure and frankly a stunt I didn't know exactly back then, having the itch to roleplay one of my top favorite Worst Witch character, if I was man enough to pull successfully… yet next thing I knew I front-flipped headlong into it and enjoyed it immensely. No redemption arc in sight for Miss Gullet. I'm letting her be the authentic hot mess she always was and shall always be from day one, but where she truly belongs. No lingering, no clinging onto her no more. Homegirl had her time of glory and fame and pure whimsy under the blinding spotlight but even stars ultimately collapses onto themselves and are no more after some time. Beside I'm getting too old for this and babysitting her stupid arse for that long was enough of a toll. Hearing someone, most likely a Brit casually say "health and safety" will NEVER be normal for me. Never. How could it be after HER huh? Time for that free-spirited criminal to emancipate out of my mind and give me a final bloody breather alright. Oh to have once again full custody of my sanity, no more delulu, allellulu.
It's been equal fun and equal cringe. But it's been overall a total pleasure to experience for such a significant run that has brought me much amusement through and through everytime I wore the muse from braid to toes like a skin suit. 8 years man.
Nearly a full decade of horsing around role-playing, shitplaying, doodling, shipping, exchanging, developing friendships within the community and eventually taking others off of life support. God bless and keep the turbo jackasses I've encountered, amen. But let's not digress on my one last post, it is unbecoming. Hmm.
It was a whale of a fun time while it lasted and I rejoice that it happened rather than mop the floor how it finally had to come to a slow end.
To all of you froglings who followed this blog over the years and suffered not only Geraldine, but me, so us two donuts and out shenanigans… flippin hell mate are you honestly alright?? The ordeal is over babe go have a Mcflurry or something nice. I admit that makes ya'll a bunch of sigmas and keepers and I tip my hat off to you. I won't really apologise for the abysmally lame shitposts I've made, or the equally lousy memes that were birthed along because these are part of my testimony I keep for the day of Judgement. Let me cook I'm onto something and I wanna make a point.
And to all of you who only wished I would just stop yappin, get a minimum wage job and move on, to the outlandish nonnies and the weirdo(s) sliding in my DM's in high hopes to shag Geraldine no less (good luck dwaynin her johnson 💀), the catfish in 2022 (lmfao), the casual undisclosed haters and maybe Ursula Hallow herself incognito trying to sabotage my groove; thank you.
Thank you all very much for the memories.
Those years were substantial and worth making that long of a post because of all of you. Those who dropped by for a wee while to say "hi" and those who stayed for the long run. Those who absolutely hated Miss Gullet and those who adored her like I did, still do and always will.
I salute you all alike and in fairness.
Last but not least a heartfelt thank you to my dear and beloved friend A. that I had the joy not to only meet here, but the blessing to befriend. I simply cannot forsake the stage I've grown to know and love overtime so quickly without giving a shout out to the one who's indirectly responsible for me delaying a bit taking my leave. But it's okay! I love you darling.
That being said after careful consideration I'll probably wait a bit to go offline and not chance a single look back at the place a part of heart once resided in, at Cackle's, castle teeming with all its endearing occupants, the characters so many of us love. One never quite forget her school years indeed.
So it's a goodnight for me. But I'll leave the lights on. I won't completely delete this blog for it's a blasphemy to try erase it's soul by taking down the building entirely but the landlord won't be found anymore in its midst.
I wish each and every single one of you friends, and lurkers, old partners a truly delightful life out in the real world and my well wishes. Let's not forget health and safety too.
Onward, ever striving onward folks. Godspeed.
Miss G. ❤️
