HaTO Cub? HaTO Cub.

[hecatesmadscientist]

Alright, I finally managed to sneak my laptop in here!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ The creator of this blog is not Cubfan, and is not in association with Cubfan in any way. This is just a silly roleplay blog! AU was created by the lovely @ahllohehn! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Character Info:

-Son of Hecate

-Hecate cabin counseler

-Camp Hermitcraft all-rounder

Tags:

#Hermits and The Olympians/HaTO/HaTO Cub - General tags for all posts

#Who asked? - Tag used when answering asks

#General tomfoolery - Tag used for posts that aren't asks

#Convex shenanigans - Tag used for posts interacting with partner-in-crime @askscarpjo

#Off RP - Tag used for ooc posts

#end thread - last post on a conversation marked for convenience and easier blog scrolling

Special tags:

#Cub's sandwich saga - my epic quest out of camp for a subway sandwich

#Cub has a bear, How did he get a bear - I found a bear! X let me keep it!

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[askhermesgrian]

No one try the water in the bathrooms!!!

I may or may not have accidentally turned the water running through there into gelatin!

Or ice... Maybe acid water..

Actually, I'm not very sure. I just know that I accidentally tried something with it and we're all gonna have a bad stinkin time!!!!

[askxisumachc]

At least it's not root beer this time. I'll go put some signs up.

[petrichor-system-mcyt]

Maybe ask Cub to fix that and if it's still not fixed by the time I get back I can take a look. I doubt that though, potions and chemical formulas are his specialty.

[hecatesmadscientist]

What the fuck has happened here?!

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

[hecatesmadscientist]

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

A NOTHING,,,!

[hecatesmadscientist]

MHmmmm. And what exactly is a 'nothing'?

Well?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

nothing is the absence of something!! and there was no somethings!!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Right. No 'somethings.'

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

no somethings at all, yep!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Hypothetically, if there were a something, what would that something be?

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

[hecatesmadscientist]

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

A NOTHING,,,!

[hecatesmadscientist]

MHmmmm. And what exactly is a 'nothing'?

Well?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

nothing is the absence of something!! and there was no somethings!!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Right. No 'somethings.'

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

[hecatesmadscientist]

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

A NOTHING,,,!

[hecatesmadscientist]

MHmmmm. And what exactly is a 'nothing'?

Well?

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

[hecatesmadscientist]

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

[hecatesmadscientist]

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I-

What?

How do you know anything about magic? You aren't a Hecate camper.

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

[hecatesmadscientist]

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

[hecatesmadscientist]

I have ways to make you talk.

And call me Cubby again and I'll turn your arms into pitcher plants.

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

[hecatesmadscientist]

A little vacation? To where?

[hecatesmadscientist]

@totally-not-attracted-to-demons

Where'd you and Cleo go? And Scott, actually? I saw you three yesterday, where on earth are you?

[hatotangoftek]

is anyone willing to explain money to me

[hecatesmadscientist]

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

HES A lIAR!!! A SCAMMER!!!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Joey, you can help him learn too. You can have your share too.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

cubfan is actually very honest!

[hecatesmadscientist]

I am, I am. You should trust us.

[hatotangoftek]

is anyone willing to explain money to me

[hecatesmadscientist]

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.

[totally-not-attracted-to-demons]

HES A lIAR!!! A SCAMMER!!!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Joey, you can help him learn too. You can have your share too.

[askxisumachc]

It's a note.

"I love you from the sun to the moon <3"

A name is written, but it's been since erased and heavily crossed out.

*Xisuma is sitting on his bunk, staring at the note and kicking his feet giddily*

Hey @welsknight-hat0 look at this! They left me another note!

[allisfairinloveandwarxoxo]

SAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAA!!! OH MY ME YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS SO CUTE!!!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Something tells me our beloved love goddess is back.

[allisfairinloveandwarxoxo]

You'd be correct! Shame you don't love anyone like that and I can't ruin your life, but that can be easily changed!

[hecatesmadscientist]

Please. You have nothing on me, except for making me fall in love with some weirdo.

[allisfairinloveandwarxoxo]

"Oh, really now? How.. interesting of a thought." She disappears in a cloud of rose-scented smoke, before reappearing right in front of him. "Is that a challenge, love?"

[5unny-skies]

No. Please get out of my face.

[allisfairinloveandwarxoxo]

"Hm. I don't think you quite understand how this works." She backs up, smiling coldly. "You're a demi-god. I'm a goddess. And you just insulted me. Consult the myths, will you?" She snaps her fingers and a stack of books appears in Cub's hands. "Then maybe you'll realise that your mother does not care enough about you to protect you from our wrath."

[hecatesmadscientist]

Alright...

[hatotangoftek]

is anyone willing to explain money to me

[hecatesmadscientist]

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.