houston i have so many problems

hey I'm katie 🤍 | 20s | I'm basically just female nick miller from new girl // writer and artist when I feel like it // rants and rambles ahead. you have been warned // equal parts in love with and terrified of outer space // my interests change on a daily basis so buckle up 🤍 catch me on ko-fi ❤️ https://ko-fi.com/katiem206

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I don't have a "friend group" I have an assortment of random human beings from various stages of life I've tricked into liking me. albeit some more than others.

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sir that's my emotional support coworker

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heavy on the "and whatever way our story ends, i know you have rewritten mine by being my friend" these days

also the "but i know i'm who i am today because i knew you"

oh and the "so much of me is made of what i learned from you. you'll be with me like a handprint on my heart"

and don't forget the "i heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason"

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HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

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HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

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10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

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the one big downside to trauma bonding with your coworkers is that when they leave it feels like a literal limb has been ripped off

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also side note/pro tip in this situation do not. DO NOT. listen to For Good from wicked. don't.

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the one big downside to trauma bonding with your coworkers is that when they leave it feels like a literal limb has been ripped off

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fellas I committed a classic Icarus blunder (went paddleboarding wearing zero sunscreen on a UV 6 day with my post-minnesota-winter, work-in-a-warehouse pale skin)

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of all the maladies to be burdened with, it just had to be the one where my boss saying "hey you have a lot of strengths and you're thriving where you are, but you also need to work on a few things and grow in confidence and leadership before i can promote you to this next role because you haven't yet outgrown the one you're currently in" feels like she actually said "go back to the garbage sewer pit you crawled out of and i never want to see your face again, you suck and i hate you, you're on thin ice, you're genuinely a terrible person, and i can't trust you with anything"

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not even back it up terry can make me laugh today, I am truly living in the darkest timeline

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more very super real, slightly book-inspired project hail mary quotes

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would like to first thank june 2026 for changing who I fundamentally am as a person and challenging almost every single view I hold. then also would like to acknowledge july 2026 for continuing the process and also for bludgeoning me in the forehead with a sledgehammer.

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pro tip: when you need to do something productive like update your resume, do NOT start watching project hail mary

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#ryland grace is not graceful

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

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okay say what you will about Owen Lars (bc I know no one is talking smack about Saint and Saviour Beru Lars), but that 'Anakin was a smuggler' line is genius.

Like, Luke your father was a drug smuggler and so we don't talk about him. Your father was a drug runner and he crossed the line from Good Person to criminal and drug peddler and brought shame on our family. Luke, your father was a drug dealer and he was involved in shady things and it really hasn't been that long and people are probably after him to this day and we have to keep our heads down and stay safe. Luke, your father made it so that we have to pay the consequences of his actions. Made it so that you, Luke Skywalker, can't sing with the stars that call your name because of what he did whilst racing among them.

Luke, your father was a bad man who did bad things, but they were choices, and you can make different ones. You share his last name but you don't share his greed. Luke, addiction is genetic but your father wasn't a drug addict. He was a drug smuggler. He chose to became part of a system that exploits pain and fear, but his decision isn't running through your bones. Luke, you're kind and good and have reached nineteen, on a planet made to break things, whole and gentle.

Luke, my love, you're better than him.

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-1000000000/10 do not recommend having a crush on your coworker. hey google how do i lose feelings for someone i am forced to see 8 hours a day and who has already expressed that he doesn't want to start anything because it's too complicated

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so uh. turns out if said coworker suddenly announces he's quitting and moving 3 hours away, uh. it hurts worse. much worse. problem solved but now there's just the Pain.

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ancient greek project manager named Corporates (pronounced like Socrates)

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pretty sure i've reached the 6th stage of grief which is called embarrassment