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@hecu-official
Hello everyone, this is an official message from the HECU Organization stating that the previous intern operating this blog has been involved in a level 7 Freak Incident fired.
We hope the new blog manager will meet the high standards of commitment we strive to uphold here at HECU.
Please make the new intern feel welcome, we cannot afford to lose another.
-HECU
Is this blog still open or dead?
Painis ate the intern running this blog. We are struggling to find a replacement.
(OOC: i started this blog when i was unemployed and not in school. I cant put as much energy into a roleplay blog anymore sowweyyyy)
IIM NOT TAKIMG MY MEDS I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!!!
THEY TOLD ME I WASNT ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN ITS NOT MY FAULT THE FRY OIL TASTES LIKE MAGIC
Madic has unfortunately gotten ahold of the login information for this blog. Please disregard any further messages until this is resolved.
We hired RED Spyper to be a lookout while our teams swept EVO City, but now I think they're starting to regret that decision. The guy didn't sit down ONCE in the 12 hours it took to fully survey the city. When his main unit sat down for a break, he just.. stared. Commander Davies says he didn't see his chest move. Does he even breathe?
I saw him in the armory, he has these strange scars on his arms and hands...
Hows the internship coming? Does soldine drink coffee or is it flavored motor oil?
Every day at this job I fear for my life. I asked Soldine what he kept in his canteen once, he let me smell it, I woke up 3 days later in the infirmary.
Uhhh, I ran into Madic earlier today. Are you guys looking for him or...?
Unfortunately, keeping him confined to the base 100% of the time is technically a violation of his "Sentient Anomaly" rights. We have to let him out every now and then for stimulation. Not to worry, though. We gave him a bunch of melatonin gummies and a cocktail of various other human-grade sedatives before releasing him, so he should be relatively calm out in public.
He still bites, though. We can't get him to stop doing that. Don't interfere if he tries to shoplift.
Hello it's me again…
Painis has find out I trying go to HECU information center…he knows what am I going to do…
I tried so much time make excuses for going without him…like, going to buy some grocery,Shopping,go to city hall…but he following me EVERYWHERE!! and he won't let me go to HECU information center…
How long am I keeping by him?
Am I lost all hope?
You have to hit him or he won't learn.
just here to ask how defender's doing :)
Defender is working on a new project that will streamline HECU's ability to respond to emergency situations in a fast, efficient manner. While the exact schematics are obviously classified, Defender is committed to improving our technology so we are always available to handle whatever the Freaks throw at us.
Also he says hi.
Um...there's a bunch of wooden Medic cutouts around my house that just scream "MEEM" when I try to question them. Should I be concerned? Am I going to be attacked??
Do not be afraid! It is currently MeeM migration season. They are simply using your house as a checkpoint. If you'd like them removed, any HECU-approved flamethrower will scare them away.
However, if you do not mind their presence, they respond well to offerings of woodchips and paint.
I have a strange situation rn…
I encounted PainisCupcake last week but he does not eat me that instant…he sniffing and licking me and he following me to my home.
And now spending day without get eaten…and more he protect me from ChristianBrutalSniper
I don't have any idea what is caused this strange situation…
P.S When I'm sleeping, he laid beside me and smiling at me
This behavior is identified as resource guarding. In layman's terms, he is saving you for a future meal. Please visit any HECU information center, and we will spray you down with our patented "Freak Repellent." It's basically bitter dog spray. He hates the flavor.
If you are bitten by the Freak identified as Christian Brutal Sniper, please visit the EVO City Medical Center for a rabies test.
I know this blog hasn't been updated in ages, but... Oh, what the hell. I've got an image of some anomalies.
I don't think I'll ever be the same after today. Those... freaks... I think the skinny one is feeding that guy's head to the... thing with the gaping maw. Are you guys familiar with these two? I don't know what the hell I'm doing, I'm just scared... So that's why I sent this image: to get your help in containing them. Because how the hell else am I supposed to reckon with the existence of these... freaks!?
We are...unaware of these incidents. While you were lucky to take a photo of these images, that may not be the case next time. We may use your bravery in the future, however, and we implore you to apply to be an agent of HECU. S̷̢̨͍͚̲̠͖̘͍̭͌̋͒̿̒͆͘͝ͅṰ̸͚̻̫͙́̽̍͊̂̄́́̇͘Ȃ̵͓͓͚͎̜͖̙͕̱̦̹̖̮̳̥̏Y̴̛͙̏͑͑̓͗̈́̾͌̒̈̓̽̚̕ ̶̧̡̣̖̼̝͉̲̫̣̺̺̦̜̲̘̹́̔̅͋̉̊̈͒́̂͠Ā̷͔̺̤̼̈́̍́̊͂̾̐͊̾́̉W̷̧̡͕͈͖̹̰͈͛͑̆̆́͝A̶̛̟̮͙̱̦̓̃̊̋́̃͆̐̀̌́͘̕͝Y̵̳̖͎̗͊̈́͛͌̐͆̆̀͆̒̕ ̶͎̼͐̂̆F̸̡̛͍̤͔̲̥̥̘̹̮͚̪̄̍̑͆̂̚͜R̴̭̼̞̳͉̬͉̩̥̺̠̬̩͗̅̾̾̃̅̏̈́͗̀̃̾̊́O̸̡̢̭̤̝̟̬͈̠̮͐̀̅̀̾̆̂͒̔͒͛̾͆́͘͘͠ͅM̴͕̱̟̭͙̬͚͚̙̥̰̹̰̪̏̄̀̎̑́̒̊̉̔̀̕ ̵͔̘͚̖̰̟̟͓̩̣̔̇͛͐̓́͠͠͠Ţ̷̜͖̩͓̈͑̽̊̊H̷̢̠̭̘̭̖̟̺̪̑͂̅̍̑̏̑͒̒̄͘Î̴̡̱̝̖̥͂͊̌͗̎̏̌̓͊̈́̚̕͠S̶̢͚̞̦̼̄̀̓̒̊̄͋̈ ̶̼̭͍͍̖̞̠̦͖̤̻̑̿͑͂̐̓͐͊́̾̂̄̕͝ͅP̶̛͕̣̘̬̠̗̠̘͍̬̙̥̖͍͓͔͌̔̂́̀̈̈̌̃͝L̵̼̝̻̲̠̝͕͉̄́̈̽̐̔̂͒͐̄͆̄̔͝͝Á̶̡̡̤̞͈͈̥̬̠͇̭͚̖͔̤͐̅̊͋̿̋̕͜͜C̴̮͇̭̳͔͇͉͈̱̳̗̭̍̊͗̀̓̒̅̏̔̐́̊̊̀̚͝͝Ȩ̷̢̡̨̛̦̙̩̖͎̝͔̣̻̉̀̐͐̇̃̍͒̊̇͗̕
Please be safe while traversing Freak territory, and remember to R̸̘̘̣̒̈́̑͌̚U̶̞̱͕͈͓̱̝̬͑̓̿̽̈́̑̄̋̉̀͛̏͗̽̋̎͝N̸̨̫̦̞͇͕̼̪̺̠̘̟̖̼͕̈́̈́͂́͒́ ̵̡̎̃R̴̡̟̦̖͆̒̋̂̇͆́̌̍̓́̐̉̆̒̎͝Ư̴̯̭͕̬͈̞̟̞̺̮̞̜̭̮̍̂̓͊͆̄́̌͂̈́̍̋͠͝N̵̡̛͔̘̠̉̓̋̏̍̅́̓̎̑̈́̎̕ ̴̨̡̧̢̨͈͇̙̝̹̳̫͉̣̯͌͂̅͂̈́̾̿̂̽̕͠͝͝͝ͅͅR̷͇̥̄U̷̘̖͖̖̞̠̬͇͙̭̝̲͕̘͓̬̾ͅN̵͓̦͎̬̭̙͉̯̜̝̘̦̰̥̉̃̽̓͒̀̊̈́̓͊̎͑̊̕͜͠͝ ̸̭̰̈́̈́͂͗R̸̛̬͌̇̽̈́̊̈͂̍̓͋̎̈̅͊͒͠Ư̴̡̧͖͙̬̖͓͔͎̠̠͕̪̲̰̎̎̃̍̄̋Ņ̴̨̯͕̭̜̖͚̞͇͍̬̪͉̄̈̉͌̃͂̾̑̄͗̐̔̚̚̚̕͜ ̸̢̨̘̺̰̣̻͍͍͕̳̃͐̕R̷̢̨̧͍̟̭̦̭̞͉̱̗͎̒̍̏͜Ų̵͖͙͔̳̖͈̲̺̱͉̝̠͉͈̆̌͋̚N̶̰̠̩̻̹̠̬̺̞̞͑̽̉̋͜͠ ̶̠̱̪͑̈́̊͂͒R̶̨̢͇͈̖̫̥̭͔̲̦̪̞̯̈́͛̈̄̚͜U̷̧̨͖͕̪͎͈̫͇̇̒̉͝N̷̛̹̘̲̜̮̈̐̿̂͊͒̈͂͌̉̏̆̚͝
Hello, can I get permission to investigate the Freaks? I'm about to discover something that will finally stop this madness...
-Dr.Joe Chimaru parkson.
Dr. Chimaru we regret to inform you your license to investigate has been terminated. Please return to HECU base for debriefing, where we will discuss your new role as "bait".
Going rogue is strictly forbidden.
Bitch why would I wanna live in EVO city that place is just a freak blunt rotation frfr
We do not recommend engaging with the monthly "Freak Blunt Rotation" event that occurs in EVO City. The Freak commonly known as "Painis Cupcake" is known to get the munchies.
i just saw a huge flying van fly past my window and crash into a building. now there are two dudes screaming for their lives inside it while a alarm goes off and the van catches fire. do you guys know if that has to do anything with a freak fight or anything at all?
Our agents have been dispatched to your location, how we acquired your location is not a matter worth questioning.
Not to worry, the building will be repaired using your tax dollars. Please continue to report further incidents to keep our maps cities safer!