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In the garden. Värmland, Sweden (4 July 2020).

RIP Isaac

I feel like I've been posting way too much about Karma when I should be working but it gets funnier the more I think about

Like imagine being this man:

Grew up on the streets, probably seen your fair share of shit (judging by his and Jacob's scars)

Older brother picks up way too many orphans and you're now a teen dad who did not ask for this bs

Older brother picks up this one scrawny brat who grows up to be taller and buffer than you

Older brother comes up with crazy plan that will likely get all of you captured and/or killed

You agree anyway cause you're a good brother

Older brother picks up random divorced lady with a drinking problem, depression and ptsd

Older brother gets captured, tortured, then dies right in front of you

Drunk lady and your dead brother's plan/rebel group are now your problem

Drunk lady takes your brother's place, wants to continue his crazy plan, you say fk it we ball

Reluctantly bond and become friends with drunk lady

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 1

Drunk lady goes rouge and picks up random pink kid with just as much issues

Try to execute dead brother's crazy plan attempt no. 2

Drunk lady sees toxic ex, gets shot to save him, dies right in front of you

Pink kid goes rouge and shoots you in the leg, steals your laptop, ruins dead brother's plan

Pink kid drops a fking rocket on you and all your allies because she's hung up on her ex

Pink kid still asks you to save her half dead friendzone

You say fk it fine, cause you're nice that way

You save pink kid's friendzone

Pink kid becomes urban legend, you're stuck with this rude brat and ptsd

You are now in charge of a crumbling rebellion you didn't even start

Rude brat becomes a rebel, gets buffer than you

Rude brat comes back with 5 kids that look like himself, pink kid, dead drunk lady, dead drunk lady's ex, and rude brat's freaky ex

You'll never escape being an unwilling dad/uncle (despite being like 40 and still single)

frownyalfred

I know I’m just an old man yelling at clouds and I’m always complaining about the ao3 subreddit, but for the last two weeks or so, r/ao3 has become inundated with “which fic was the worst read for you? explain below” and “what popular fic did you just not like and why” posts, and as a result, folks are in the comments literally linking to ao3 fics and authors they hate and writing paragraphs about why they hated their fic.

Fandom is not banding together publicly to talk about what we hate (other than canon) and it’s definitely not tagging the fic/author so other people can read the “dogshit” (real quote btw) and hate on it too.

If you’re a new fan, that’s not normal. It’s not normal at all.

kruthie73

wittythunderwitch

keikomivra

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

pengosolvent

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

wizard-of-interesting-failure

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

delinquentbookworm

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

xalatath

IMPORTANT

ice-breadd

Ivti sketches 🥳❤️‼️

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.