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@hedonestemple
New work from home game: pound some carbonated seltzers as fast as possible and see how much work you can get done. I started with 6. I immediately had to unbutton my pants before I could even sit back down. 🥵
Look it was a good reflux day and I took advantage of it. That happens so rarely its basically never. And then I Had To Stop. Because tummy. The hottest girls have tummy problems. 🥺
Making it my personal mission to catch up to @hedonestemple's number of drinks, which is 8 or something. Unless it's gone up since the last Captain's log update.
It ended up being 8 seltzers and some mystery amount of liquor that was poured into my mouth. I'm taking a stomach settling break now. 🫠
Mmmmm hiiii are you up for another captains log? It's almost 30 mins later and the crew is patiently awaiting orders. 😊
Captaina log: Work is in basement. Got up stairs a d to the couch with more seltzers. Log entry is late due to my guy coming home from work and findkng me. He has been rubbing my tummy and pouring more down my throat. It might be spinny nap time soon.
Your WFH game is a fantastic idea and I might have to try it next week. Keep us posted on your progress, please? And don't be shy about pounding a few more while you're at it!
Oh I suppose I can oblige. 2 more down. Glad I got this Costco box of seltzers.
Captains log: I'm sitting legs splayed to give my tummy and bladder more room and I keep catching myself tilting my hips back and forth against my chair. Everything's tingling and I keep hiccuping from the carbonation. Auto correct is starting to put in the work.
New work from home game: pound some carbonated seltzers as fast as possible and see how much work you can get done. I started with 6. I immediately had to unbutton my pants before I could even sit back down. 🥵
I'm currently missing a planned date night because my guy got too day drunk and is passed out in my lap with his arms and legs wrapped around my legs and his head on my lower belly. I'm not even mad. When he wakes up I'm either going to talk him into going out with me anyway so I can watch him try to act sober while drinking more, or just order in so I can get as drunk as he is and we can get sloppy. I'm torn.
Oh yeah he's not walking anywhere. I'm making us a fancy dinner at home and getting drunk while making it.
I'm currently missing a planned date night because my guy got too day drunk and is passed out in my lap with his arms and legs wrapped around my legs and his head on my lower belly. I'm not even mad. When he wakes up I'm either going to talk him into going out with me anyway so I can watch him try to act sober while drinking more, or just order in so I can get as drunk as he is and we can get sloppy. I'm torn.
I drank a (admittedly large) glass of wine on an empty stomach after a dry spell and then went to the store with my guy. I was wearing a sundress with nothing underneath and cpuld feel myself sripping down my thighs. I was floaty and smiling too much ans he had my hand on my hip or back the wntire time. He knew about the wine, not the lack of panties. Until we got in the car and i slid his hand onto my thigh. I love when I can feel it hit. I love when I can see the arousal hit him.
I'm having glass #3 now. No food yet. Feeling lightheaded. Watching him watch me. He likes to come upbehind me and wrap his hand arouns my stomach like my little wine belly is a baby bump.
Fucj. Hes had 12 beers. Making out swaying and clinging to each other.
I drank a (admittedly large) glass of wine on an empty stomach after a dry spell and then went to the store with my guy. I was wearing a sundress with nothing underneath and cpuld feel myself sripping down my thighs. I was floaty and smiling too much ans he had my hand on my hip or back the wntire time. He knew about the wine, not the lack of panties. Until we got in the car and i slid his hand onto my thigh. I love when I can feel it hit. I love when I can see the arousal hit him.
I'm having glass #3 now. No food yet. Feeling lightheaded. Watching him watch me. He likes to come upbehind me and wrap his hand arouns my stomach like my little wine belly is a baby bump.
I haven't drank in a while (real life atuff yanno) and ive had half a bottle of wine on an empty stomach and my sense of balance is going. I'm cooking dinner and it's like. This is a nice counter. I like this counter. My guy is "sneaking" beers innthe shower. I'm gonna be all the fucj over him.
tip for intox sluts: instead of drinking first thing when you wake up, eat breakfast before you do that. not as hot but feels so much better
But it's so much more fun to drink on an empty stomach 😡 for like. Idk 10 minutes.
I love being tipsy mom drinking just enough wine on an empty stomach while making dinner that I feel good and dont care about the whining and complaining. I feel fucking amazing and I'm eyeing my guys belly that hes gained today while drinking beer and working on home projects. I feel so fucking domestic and wifey.
How much more can that tummy take? Guess we'll find out. Chug another beer for me
Fresh out of the shower and I'm here to report that yes, this tummy can still take more. It refuses to quit, and so do I
Hell fuckin yeah I love this
I did not realize how drunk my guy was getting last night until he walked past me and casually said "I'm going to put a baby in you." Hello SIR get back here. He's never said that full volume and not during the act before. 🥵
(How tf did I get so lucky as to happen to grow up with and fall in love with a guy who shares both my intox and pregnancy kinks plEASE)
Ive been sick lately. Today I had no meetings, so I started adding brandy to my coffee and tea. Feels medicinal idk. I've been drinking steadily since 6am and I juat got a last minute meeting scheduled. I'm solidly tipsy. Like I can do my job but I feel like I might be giggly and a little slurry and i am verydistracted by all my nerve endings. Oh weellllllll
I survived. I did a camera check and was swaying in my seat a little so I pulled the old "oh my webcam isn't working! Sorry!" Which had the added benefit of being able to hold my boobs the entire meeting. I'm such a professional.
My guy came home from work to find me slumped against the kitchen counter with a mug that was mostly brandy. His hands were immediately on me, running over my body and holding my face still so he could kiss me while he held me up with his thigh between my legs. He picked me up and carried me to the couch while I mouthed at this neck and jaw and he proceeded to very romantically and lovingly piledrive the fuck out of me.
Ive been sick lately. Today I had no meetings, so I started adding brandy to my coffee and tea. Feels medicinal idk. I've been drinking steadily since 6am and I juat got a last minute meeting scheduled. I'm solidly tipsy. Like I can do my job but I feel like I might be giggly and a little slurry and i am verydistracted by all my nerve endings. Oh weellllllll
I survived. I did a camera check and was swaying in my seat a little so I pulled the old "oh my webcam isn't working! Sorry!" Which had the added benefit of being able to hold my boobs the entire meeting. I'm such a professional.
Ive been sick lately. Today I had no meetings, so I started adding brandy to my coffee and tea. Feels medicinal idk. I've been drinking steadily since 6am and I juat got a last minute meeting scheduled. I'm solidly tipsy. Like I can do my job but I feel like I might be giggly and a little slurry and i am verydistracted by all my nerve endings. Oh weellllllll
