𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕣: Comic Sentence Starters
“How long has he been like this?”
“What absurdity hath thou allowed to befall thee here?”
“We know not what the enemy did to cause this.”
“Yelling does not appear to be helping– Perhaps you should try talking for a change.”
“Does this mean I’ve been coddling you as well?”
“Rise and remember the hero that you are.”
“Giants. I still can’t believe it. Where do things like that even come from?”
“He was being rather unreasonable, don’t you think? I imagine he regrets that now.”
“Yeah, a mask is probably a good idea.”
“How art thou– supposed to steer?”
“This time– let me steer.”
“Wow, quick, say something badass.”
“If it is your wish to die here today, know that my friends and I are more than happy to continue murdering you!”
“This suit was so exquisite– I had the tailors throat slit the moment he finished it.”
“What devilry have you called down upon this world?”
“Promises were made. Promises that have yet to be fulfilled.”
“I said it had been found. I did not say by me.”
“Then you best gird yourself for battle.”
“A thousand magic hammers couldn’t break down that door. And no way in Hell am I about to open it.”
“You may dispatch this one as you see fit.”
“–‘Dispense with.’ That means we can kill her, right?”
“Your children will be better off without you. Come and die, now.”
“Hello! Room for one more in here?”
“An American billionaire and C.E.O.– Which in case you didn’t know is way better than a King.”
“Just so you know, this isn’t the first time I’ve been threatened by a Minotaur.”
“If only I could smash your pride as easily. Shall we try?”
“It’s my island. Perhaps you should all go to Hell!”
“Fight? Did you just say you wanted a fight?”
“Open your eyes! You cannot hold onto something you’ve already lost!”
“Do super heroes hug each other?”
“This was not one of my more successful endeavours.”
“This was your plan. You are the one scheming to start a war.”
“I find courtesy is such a lost art these days, don’t you? More’s the pity.”
“Just be certain to inform your new cellmates hat ‘twas a woman who returned you to prison.”
“That’s for saying ‘feminist’ like it’s a four letter word, creep!”
“Hey only I get to break his jaw.”
“Just so you know– I am going to hit you now. Rather hard.”
“My survival and ours depends on me receiving more mead with all haste!”
“My husband is more than capable of speaking for himself. Most days, it is all he does.”
“I applaud your commitment to sadism, Sir.”
“War is a hungry beat and I only wish to keep it well fed.”
“They underestimate the stubbornness of humans when it comes to dying.”
“Um.. I’m pretty sure there are no goats allowed in here.”
“I will personally feed your giblets to my dogs.”
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