Guilty Pleasure

19. Ravenclaw. In too deep in so many fandoms... Curly haired brown eyed boys got me in a choke hold

[sp7-mr]

[catvampire]

The object of the game is to checkmate the opponent’s King by placing it under threat of capture which cannot be avoided. [insp.]

[user6161234-deactivated20250518]

percy’s anger management issues are so intense you’d think you were reading the internal monologue of an eldest daughter

[fairydrowning]

"I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when i see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their bestfriend, I realize that even though i like being alone, i don't fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away."

– Hannah Nelson

[n3x0tic]

Incorrect Quotes

Klaus: What is this?

Y/n: Affection.

Klaus: Disgusting… Do it again.

———

Kol: I’ve always wanted to rescue a stray.

Picks up a Y/n.

———

Elijah: So, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Y/n: I’d rather not, I really like this group.

———

Kol: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Kol: I dare you to kiss me.

Y/n, leaning in and smirking: Well, I didn’t come here to lose.

Rebekah: They didn’t even say dare though-

———

Klaus: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

———

Y/n: I’m the type of person that likes to think things through.

Elijah: I once say you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

(Bonus) Y/n: That’s not the point.

———

Y/n: would you stop doing that?

Kol: To quote Hamlet, act III, Scene III, line 57, "no".

———

Y/n: What’s a medical name for the urge to do something stupid and reckless?

Rebekah:

Klaus:

Elijah:

Kol: No idea, but I’m sure it’s transmittable because now I have it too.

———

Klaus: How do you plead?

Y/n: …

Kol, mouthing: Not guilty

Y/n: ???

Y/n: Hot… Milky?

———

Y/n: I can’t deal with this right now, stress is bad for the baby.

Elijah: WHAT BABY?

Y/n: Me.

———

Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Elijah: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Klaus.

Elijah: Put the bandage back on.

[kingcandyhorns]

[badjokesbyjeff]

The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

[syro-malabar-baby-deact]

Am I ignoring my thesis and frantically searching for English translations of all five volumes of Ponniyin Selvan? Hmm? Nope! Why would you think that? Ahaha I would never! 😉

[foolgobi65]

Ponniyin Selvan Book 1: Fresh Floods | Kalki R Krishnamurthy | download | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

Ponniyin Selvan Book 2: Whirlwinds | Kalki R Krishnamurthy | download | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

Ponniyin Selvan (Book 3): Sword of Slaughter | Kalki | download | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

Ponniyin Selvan Book 4: The Jewelled Crown | Kalki R Krishnamurthy | download | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

the above are the first 4 books translated by the late pavithra srinivasan! the fifth i think came out this year but i cant find it online yet. so when you get to the fifth, you'll have to read the narayanan translation which is serviceable but not as good. Have fun!

Ponniyin Selvan All Volumes | C. V. Karthik Narayanan | download | Z-Library. Download books for free. Find books

[amalaabasu]

Mama I'm in love with a criminal 😮‍💨

[aseagoat]

He must be protected at all costs 😤

[annapostsstuff]

What dead mama said:

Me, a dumb bitch an intellectual:

[dr-diagnostic]

I won't lie, I am impatiently waiting for my MC to be railed by Amrit in the next Kali update

[hedwigprewett12]

Well it happened 🤭...Now gotta wait till November for updates

[annapostsstuff]

*My ex left the chat*

[zoeywades-husband]

Amrit and Ratan stans after realizing that their men are somehow involved in the human sacrifices happening in KCD

[don-tmakemepoisonyourfood]

The second Matthew gains shoulder perching privileges he becomes the most obnoxious flying fucker ever seen, boasting around that he has a really close relationship with Lord Morpheus and he could put in a good word for you if you'd want to. That until Merv tells him that Jessamy used to cuddle up and take naps inside Dream shirt and all hell breaks loose.

[samandhislostshoe]

Morpheus: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

Corinthian: mine just says "corinthian no"

Morpheus: i want you to apply it to every possible situation

[jojayke-deactivated20230219]

fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me