heels 64

go piss girl

[heels-64]

going on an adventure

[gustygardns]

started as some motivational luigi's mostly for myself and some of my oomfs (three in top left) but then they turned into silly doodles

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[manu-script]

como mi gato piensa que voy a reaccionar cuando me trae un ratón saltarin vivo a la una de la mañana

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

Humanos são tão mas tão ingratos. Eu dou meu sangue e minha alma pra pegar um rato e trazer ele VIVO pra eles aprenderem a caçar e não passarem fome e não recebo nem sequer um obrigado, é sempre "mas que caralho é esse" "que nojo" "eu não como rato". É por isso que eu vomito nos seus tapetes e mordo você.

[manu-script]

desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr

[ghiacomo]

desde cuando tu gato es brasileño

[manu-script]

eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra

[illunesa]

very far away, on the other side of a computer screen :)

[keiitopop]

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[codysknife]

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[ekrixart]

been missing bok-su like a motherfucker

[vicholas]

Greatest teams of the most popular sport in the world.

[vicholas]

Chile nunca ha perdido en una final del mundial. Mucho en que pensar.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[juunipupu]

wip of bare knight

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[zooiboo]

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.