You Should Have Paid Me More

Helios/Julian ⭐️ Any (masc relational terms) ☀️ Your cringe c!Drunz mutual ⭐️ icon by wettbewerberrr

[heelsofboreas]

Helios/Julian - 20s - Any pronouns

Dream SMP fan since November 2020. Most normal person about c!Punz ever and definitely plural. This is my blog where I talk mostly about c!Drunz but also just c!Punz in general.

I'm an adult, I don't generally give a shit about what the CCs care for this aint about them. There's going to be mature content here. Nothing explicitly sexual but I write a lot of horror that doesn't hold punches. If you are a minor and interact with my 18+ posts, you'll end up blocked.

Don't expect me to write a certain way. These are my blorbos and my mental illness. You can leave input, but I will not be shamed in any capacity for what I write or am interested in.

List of active works/aus - (feel free to ask about them)

Like Real People Do - blatant excuse for drunz homoerotic cannibalism and obsessive behavior. 2/4 chapters written, fully plotted. Gore heavy, angst pending

Slay the Prince (true name in progress) - wip slay the princess drunz au. Mostly plotted. Going to be at least 21 chapters long. Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces, have heart and see them through. This is a love story.

Dead Come Talking (Kitchen Fork Verse) - WIP modern surreal horror, similar in nature to the rusty lake games, twin peaks, and mother horse eyes. Punz is a serial killer. Dream is poking at things beyond his understanding. Their breakup is a dead man's switch and everyone is caught in the crossfire.

The scifi dystopian surreal horror drunz au (true name in progress) - WIP. Exactly what it says on the tin. A cognito-hazardous disease radically changed society to the point it'd be easy to question if your thoughts were really your own if that hadn't been censored for your safety. Most people alive don't remember the times before as that can be actively dangerous, but some people like Dream need to know.

I'm Not Okay - Disability pride month au. Welcome to Essempi General's Long Term Ward. Your shit may be a new level of fucked than before, but at least you can commiserate over juice boxes and the cake you made in ADLs.

[heelsofboreas]

sometimes my brain sends me portents of doom (pattern/color spots in my vision) before I meet my horrid, dreadful fate (migraine)

[kwrooo]

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Church Prime is Catholicism and the Eggpire is Mormonism. Kinda. Techno called Bad an "Egg Mormon" once and I have hands to grasp those straws with.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

they're all in a polygamous marriage with one another and also are all pretending that they're NOT all in a polygamous marriage with one another

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Puffy left bc she didn't want to be a part of the polygamous marriage

[dailypunzo]

day 61 - i drew htis in like 10 minutes

[heelsofboreas]

that's crazy. I've been here for a year? cheers

[wettbewerberrr]

@timetravelkoolaid @heelsofboreas @supernovaa-remnant please never go bald you write about the guys no one ever writes about too well…………….

[heelsofboreas]

work is running at me with a razor but I ain't going nowhere dw. same to you though

[jojo-oliver]

[ID in alt text] 16/25+ of my LGBTQIA+ boots series! transgender flag themed 🏳️‍⚧️ stickers or prints of this series here

[rat-rosemary]

The worst kind of intrusive thoughts are the ones who sound kinda reasonable. All the more extreme ones like opening the car door when its moving or stripping naked in the middle of university or throwing actual shit at someone are easier to ignore because they're so goddam out there and not something I actually want to do, even tho they leave me very uncomfortable afterwards. "Hey you should ask one of your [thing] friends this extremely personal and heavy and kinda inappropriate question about them being [thing]" that is the real devil talking. Because for a long ass minute Ill be consumed by curiosity even tho I know it would be so fucking rude to say that to them

[timetravelkoolaid]

[negativepeanuthoarder]

I made this but echo is posting it bc we're the same guy 😌

[kromazque]

eepy

[augmentedpolls]

What’s your score on the picky eater test? (Number of foods on the list you will not eat)

0 (wow!)

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Results

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

[kenjo-arts]

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

[h34vybottom]

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Autism

[negativepeanuthoarder]

@timetravelkoolaid @heelsofboreas

[targetedknowledge]

[moonlitmanchego]

[fishyselkie]

@mammalidentifier

[mammalidentifier]

Sable (Martes zibellina)! Sables are an Eurasian species of martens. They're arboreal mustelids whose closest relatives are wolverines, tayras and fisher cats.

You know... even thought I always knew mustelids were caniformes (as in, carnivorans more closely related to canids rather than felids) l've personally always thought that martens were more feline than canine in appearance, what with their climbing skills and triangular ears and whatnot. Upon watching this video, though, l'd like to formally retract this sentiment: that's the most doggy sound I've ever heard coming from an animal who's most definitely not a dog!

[arirna]

[snourch]