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"Can I roll for meta knowledge?"

DM: “You know what? Sure.”

Rolls a Nat20

DM: “Your character knows everything- that this a game and he’s just numbers on a sheet and he knows everything everyone else at the table is doing, but no one will ever believe him. Remember, you gave him this curse.”

garfieldminusgarfield

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#I can relate...

ommanyte

I arrive in Africa

Drums: echoing Boy: hurried Rains: blessed

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

I am forcibly dragged away from you

damoclesangel

Lúcio ‘s voice actor running into other OW voice actors at blizzcon 2016 [x]

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Don’t talk to me, my son, my grandson, my great grandson, my great great grandson or my great great great grandson ever again.

desperadore

thenightofnaz:

All of us non Americans waiting for the results of the american presidential election knowing full well we all die if they elect the orange clown

rapturedsongbird

I feel for Elizabeth so much.

yourplayersaidwhat

Context: My group of four and I were against a Cambion with a couple of goblins, the group was tired and one of the members had disappeared. What happened next was not what I expected.

Bard: So since I don’t have very many hit points left, I’m going to try to seduce the Cambion.

*they roll a 14*

DM: He is slightly seduced, and winks at you.

Other players are now wanting to hop onto the bandwagon and attempt to seduce him also, but end up rolling 7 and 5, thus not being able to seduce him. It is now the bards turn again.

Bard: Ok, so I’m going to try again with seduction.

*bard rolls a 18*

DM: Ok, he is so seduced his reaction is to lift his wings an make a movement to you.

During Cambion’s turn: He lovingly sweeps you off your feet and flies off to the nearest inn.

Bard: I roll for protection.