doom patrol season 1 sentence starters. warning for mentions of drinking, nsfw, & copious swearing. change as needed.
❝ oh my god, i should be drinking for this. ❞
❝ do you ever feel like you’re spiraling out of control? ❞
❝ i’m being a good person and you are absolutely ruining this moment for me. ❞
❝ a sense of humor helps here. ❞
❝ if i could run from me right now, i would. ❞
❝ then they jumped in their clown car, drove into clown town, and a three-ring circus broke out. ❞
❝ if you get blood on that carpet, i’ll kill you. ❞
❝ welcome back to the shitshow, everyone. ❞
❝ i would rather eat hot coals than talk about my problems. ❞
❝ is anything gonna make sense today? ❞
❝ i see what you’re doing: playing my ego. ❞
❝ trust me, this world is garbage. people lie, they hurt each other, and they wear these things on their feet called crocs. ❞
❝ and i just want to say, if you ever want to talk about it, i’m here. ❞
❝ you really haven’t fucked anyone since jfk? ❞
❝ i’m not one to judge, but i want to keep my soul un-fucked. ❞
❝ who died and made you team leader? ❞
❝ that is some weak sauce, mister. ❞
❝ i think we deserve a small pat on the back for that. ❞
❝ that’s what i’m trying to figure out, asshole. ❞
❝ i was emotionally assassinated by a thirteen year old girl. ❞
❝ i don’t want to fight. i feel kinda bad for you now. ❞
❝ you’re an awful, vermin-infested, garbage… person. ❞
❝ well, for god sakes, don’t get yourself raptured or anything. ❞
❝ this is your most reckless scheme yet. ❞
❝ we all saw it, there’s no need to restate the obvious. ❞
❝ there’s a world out there, waiting to be seen. ❞
❝ shit! shit! shit! shit-shit-shit-shit-shit! ❞
❝ my head is a library of faces and places and shitty ad jingles that i can’t forget. ❞
❝ get a grip on yourself! ❞
❝ please, i don’t want to be alone with my thoughts again. ❞
❝ is this what passes as a cold shoulder nowadays? ❞
❝ it’s ok. i get it. we all have rats in our heads sometimes. ❞
❝ i just don’t understand anything anymore. ❞
❝ i don’t know what that means. i just know that it’s youthful & irritating. ❞
❝ that’s not weird at all. ❞
❝ the world’s a lonely place. made lonelier by how fiercely you push people away. ❞
❝ if we’re fighting, i wan’t to be properly rat-assed. ❞
❝ don’t put your shit on me just because your life is grey gardens level of pathetic. ❞
❝ we failed before. but can you at least let us try? ❞
❝ the only thing i am not is scared of you. ❞
❝ oh, goody, we fit right in. ❞
