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@professorporo
Hello
My name is Professor ✨✨, and I’m a poro 🤍🤍🤍
My dad is Heimerdinger. I like naps, and walks, and I’m very fluffy. I don’t like the mean science men who shot me with a laser 😒😒. I’m also very very very very smart. Way smarter than those meanies.
[[Spoof RP/ask sideblog for a silly little fluffball
Mun is 18+, but keep it chill folks. This is a poro we’re talking about.]]
[[OOC: Professor will return soon! Mun is a college student struggling through finals season. More shenanigans soon enough <3]]
Can I date your dad? I will give you pets and treats. I will treat you both very well. I love your dad.
Hmhmhmhm… let me check my list of requirements for this…
1. Pets
2. Treats
…after some careful consideration you seem to meet the requirements. Welcome second dad! 😄😄
Have you tried using Heimerdinger's weird dog as pest control?
That’s a good point. @professorporo, if you can catch our mice, you’re allowed to stay in the lab. We got a deal?
👀 I get to play tag with the mice and be in the lab? Win win for me ✨✨
If hypothetically one got stuck on top of a table
How does one
Get down?? 🤨
…
I swear the floor moved farther away than when I got up here ☹️☹️
Jump
Now I see your point
However
Heights 😖😖😖
What’s the shiny purple stuff in the weird vials? Is it like juice? It looks drinkable 🧐🧐
I don't know if i should encourage you to try it or if I should question how you found it.....
All you need to know is that it's medicine.
Oooooo so it’s good then!! Got it 😄😄
What’s the shiny purple stuff in the weird vials? Is it like juice? It looks drinkable 🧐🧐
PROFESSOR IM IN PILTOVER RN LETS DO SHIMMER TOGETHER🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😁IM PULLING UP
YEAHHHHHHH I’ll let you in the back, there’s a few windows the enforcers forget about 😏😏
Don’t tell my dad though 🤫🤫🤫 he doesn’t seem to like the purple sparkly juice, he got all ‘zoinks, no!’ when I asked him about it 😔😔
If hypothetically one got stuck on top of a table
How does one
Get down?? 🤨
…
I swear the floor moved farther away than when I got up here ☹️☹️
why do you call Sky by her name but Jayce and Viktor “the science men?”
Because they are science men.
And they haven’t earned name privileges 🙄🙄
I have learned a new word.
I will say it now.
AhemHemhmemhehehem…
…
. . .
Fuck. 🙂
Did I say it right? I think I did. :3
Try saying this beautiful word to Heimerdinger. Giggles.
Oooo I should I should!!
Dad dad look at the new word I learned!! Fuck! 😄😄 @heimerdinger-fr
Oh my! That is not a word we should be using so liberally! I’ll admit it’s quite jarring to witness. There are many appropriate substitutes. If you’d like, I can teach you a few!
-Prof. Heimerdinger
Ohhhh ok! I could use some different ones because I was told that one is very very secret and only to be used in specific situations. More new words yippee 😄😄
I have learned a new word.
I will say it now.
AhemHemhmemhehehem…
…
. . .
Fuck. 🙂
Did I say it right? I think I did. :3
If Heimerdinger asks- you did not learn it from the lab.
But you said it while staring at the weird symbols on the big black board. Ooooo is it a secret word? Or can it only be said while staring at the weird symbols? 🧐🧐
I have learned a new word.
I will say it now.
AhemHemhmemhehehem…
…
. . .
Fuck. 🙂
Did I say it right? I think I did. :3
Try saying this beautiful word to Heimerdinger. Giggles.
Oooo I should I should!!
Dad dad look at the new word I learned!! Fuck! 😄😄 @heimerdinger-fr
least favorite of the science men?
Hmmmmm well.
The skinny one shot me with a laser, but he also pets me when no one is around. He did more before meeting the other one, because he was alone more.
The big one interferes with said petting time, and does not compensate me for it. He also keeps almost tripping on me. Rude. And he’s the one who keeps picking me up and putting me in the hallway when I visit them alone.
So overlooking the laser incident, the big one is worse 😒
I take you outside for your own good; it’s dangerous in here! Frankly, the Professor’s carelessness for your wellbeing should concern you more than it does me.
I don’t know why you’re even so determined to keep getting in, there’s nothing interesting to sniff or chew, especially now we’ve moved everything out of reach.
Um excuse you. I am gracing you with my presence and you are taking it for granted. I am wonderful company. Sky appreciates me 🙄🙄
Also, there are great bugs to chase. And I’m friends with the mouse living in the crack in the wall. He’s annoyed you don’t leave as many sandwiches lying around as you used to, by the way. Maybe get on that, he’s hungry 🐁
…now, excuse me while I figure out how to get onto those tables you put the yummy white sticks on
Professor, please stop trying to figure out how to eat the chalk. I may enjoy petting you when you sneak in but Jayce does have a point- it is not safe for you in the lab. And chalk is...not made to be edible.
Riiiiiiiiight.
I will definitely not work on my jumping skills then. Don’t mind me 🙂↕️🙂↕️😇😇
Unless you want to conveniently drop a few crumbs on the floor or pat me on the head. Then do mind me 🤍🤍
I have learned a new word.
I will say it now.
AhemHemhmemhehehem…
…
. . .
Fuck. 🙂
Did I say it right? I think I did. :3
least favorite of the science men?
Hmmmmm well.
The skinny one shot me with a laser, but he also pets me when no one is around. He did more before meeting the other one, because he was alone more.
The big one interferes with said petting time, and does not compensate me for it. He also keeps almost tripping on me. Rude. And he’s the one who keeps picking me up and putting me in the hallway when I visit them alone.
So overlooking the laser incident, the big one is worse 😒
I take you outside for your own good; it’s dangerous in here! Frankly, the Professor’s carelessness for your wellbeing should concern you more than it does me.
I don’t know why you’re even so determined to keep getting in, there’s nothing interesting to sniff or chew, especially now we’ve moved everything out of reach.
Um excuse you. I am gracing you with my presence and you are taking it for granted. I am wonderful company. Sky appreciates me 🙄🙄
Also, there are great bugs to chase. And I’m friends with the mouse living in the crack in the wall. He’s annoyed you don’t leave as many sandwiches lying around as you used to, by the way. Maybe get on that, he’s hungry 🐁
…now, excuse me while I figure out how to get onto those tables you put the yummy white sticks on
But your fluffy like a DOG
I am NOT a-
…actually, if I say I’m a dog, will you pet me? People pet dogs. 🧐🧐
Yes. I am most definitely totally 100% a dog. Woof. Pet me pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Poro! Hello! Seeing you always brightens my day!
@askskyyoung
Skyyyyy!! 😄😄
My favorite science human! You are very nice, thank you for petting me when the science men are distracted by their weird black boards with symbols and dropping crumbs on the floor by accident sometimes 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
