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Vengeance is a foolish, foolish notion. But when it is so sweet, how could anyone resist? Independent Loki Laufeyson RP Blog M!A Statis: Accepting

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happy mun day friends

[heimskrhefnd]

Abusive/Toxic Relationship Starter Sentences

{ Which can all be taken out of context if desired }

"He/She promised he/she'd stop.."

"It's nothing, I fell down the stairs."

"He/She says he/she loves me.."

"It's none of your business!"

"No one can know about this."

"Promise you won't tell anyone!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."

"You know I love you, and I said I was sorry."

"I promise, never again."

"Y-You hit me.. You've n-never hit me before.."

"I only do this because I care."

"I don't like doing this, you practically make me."

"I didn't tell anyone, I swear!"

"Please don't be mad.."

"That doesn't look like an 'accident' to me."

"Why are you flinching? Are you afraid?"

"I don't want you to be afraid of me."

"I'm not okay with this."

"I said NO."

"I'm worried about you."

"That's it, I'm going to give him/her a talking to!"

"You're not going back to him/her, I'm not going to let you."

"Is there something you're not telling me?"

"If I didn't love you so darn much, I'd let you go. But I can't do that."

"I'm scared."

"I'm broken beyond repair, don't just try to fix me now that you think you know everything."

"I can't leave him/her, he/she isn't going to let me.."

"You deserve to be with someone who doesn't put you through this!"

"You can always leave him/her. You need to."

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AU where my muse comes from a rich family and your muse kidnaps them for ransom and they end up falling in love. Send Δ and I'll post a starter for us.

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Image credit (x).

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So I hit this milestone over breakfast and I’m still in shock. But instead of attempting to articulate that because I think I do that enough, I’m just gonna jump straight into it. However, I’m going to make a note, if you’re not on the list, it doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate you. I honestly appreciate every single one of you – it’s all of you who’ve made this such an incredible experience for me. Thank you! I have gotten tremendous support for this blog and it will never cease to amaze me.

The Royal Family (A.K.A. people that mean the world to me and make this blog such a fantastic place)

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The Champions (A.K.A. People I really want to rp with and talk to – the whole lot)

wildmoored, deceitfultrickery, notuptoyou, dimmockrp, cxpt, thereptilemutant, alex-barton, dariadraconis, flewintotheice, markpuckermannn, iiincantare, chaoticsovereign, titaniuxman, pretendingtobestupid, icyxmischief, drippingbloodandgold, flaradr, webheadjrr, thewebcrawler, eccentrictonystark, virginiapxtts, redheadedmurderess, youcancallmeblackwidow, torixallen, flurriies, bexwulf, notthescarsyoucansee, bioxchemist, cassandramchale, drfxster, theblackfleur, bloodymissmuffet, tasedagod, clintbartonrp, sifwarmaiden, scienceandstardust, factoremxmalum, thexrussian, stupidsexydjinn, mischiefwithabite, notyourdeity, lostdemixmage, chocolatemunchingprincess, thepeasantcourtier, tricksandtreason, offidelity, not-new-to-going-green, notafossil, marchingthroughthetardis, heimskrhefnd, thefalconden, itakemyselfsupercereal

The Stars (A.K.A. distant inspiration)

asgardianhammer, the-mjolnir-owner, wcrthii, gildrmunr, thehangedgod, verdiglyn, queenfrigga, agifttomankind, notacircusmonkey, heromaterial, heroofiron, motherofasgard

[skipthespinningrims]

[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.

[text] Um, ok? The drinks I can provide

[text] The lipstick ur on your own

[text] but may I suggest a dark red? Cant miss with a classic

[skipthespinningrims]

The effort didn’t go unnoticed for the mechanic. He couldn’t stop staring at Loki’s mouth. He finally was able to jerk his brain back into gear after a moment. “Of course. Come in, come in.” he said, stepping to the side to let the god in.

“Not that I’m complaining or judging in the least, but what inspired you to give lipstick a try? I dunno what it’s like on Asgard, but facial cosmetics are pretty much exclusively for women. Especially lipstick.” he asked, mildly curious.

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Loki was not so humble or unobservant as to not notice how the other man’s gaze lingered on his lips and his smirk took on a mischievous air, a bit of a glint in his eye, “I was wondering when you were going to invite me, worried I’d offended you in some way, darling.” He sidled into the penthouse, whistling appreciatively, “You do have good taste in interior design, might I say.”

Turning on his heel, the trickster raised an eyebrow with a haughty sort of confusion, “Am I expected to uphold your human gender roles? If something looks good on me, I will wear it proudly. And if your genders are so simply skewed by a bit of rouge, perhaps you should rethink whether they really exist.”

[heimskrhefnd]

"W-why can't I move?" -skipthespinningrims

Meme

     “Shock, I would imagine.                        That was quite a hard fall you took.”

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Tony nodded slowly. Now that he was this close to safety, it was a little easier to think. “Happy, go upstairs and tell Bruce in person. And get Loki an Inhibitor Bracelet. That ought to put everybody a little more at ease bout…uuh… him being here.” he said, almost losing his train of thought to the raging headache he had going on. “Hap, explain the thing.” he said as they moved inside to one of the elevators set to the side, activated only by keycard and 10-digit passcode.

“An Inhibitor Bracelet is completely harmless. It transmits a code that prevents you from accessing any of our computer systems. Unless you cause trouble, that is. If you pose a threat, the bracelet is also equipped with a high-voltage taser. Me, Tony, and Pepper are the only people that have a panic button to zap anyone though. So you’ll be fine.” he explained patiently as the elevator descended.

[heimskrhefnd]

Loki looked more than a bit suspicious at the mention of an ‘Inhibitor Bracelet’, but he doubted it was designed to block his powers, it would be very hard to design something of that sort. “Inhibitor Bracelet?” One eyebrow raised as he looked at the security guard, trying to school his expression into something a bit less suspicious and more curious.

At the explanation, his posture loosened. It was nothing like the devices they had back on Asgard, and it wasn’t like he’d come here to play around with Tony Stark’s shiny computers. There likely wasn’t much on there that would particularly interest him anyway. Holding his wrist out, he shrugged, “I suppose I won’t be playing ‘Tetris’ then. Pity. I do ask that you keep that button far away from Dr. Banner. I rather like my nervous system the way it works now, thank you.”

[heimskrhefnd]

happy munday from the fae godex.

[skipthespinningrims]

[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.

[text] Um, ok? The drinks I can provide

[text] The lipstick ur on your own

[text] but may I suggest a dark red? Cant miss with a classic

[skipthespinningrims]

“As if something a mundane as a door could keep you from anywhere you wanted to be.” Tony said as he opened at the knock. “Wow…. Uh… yeah… wow. Tha-… Red’s a good color on you…” he said, eyes widening slightly as he took in the whole effect. Funny how one little change could make such a big impact.

[heimskrhefnd]

“It’s called being polite, and I do occasionally find social conventions to my benefit,” There was a slight drawl to the trickster’s words, a purposeful drawing out of syllables and stretching of sounds as his mouth widened into a smirk, a slash of red across his face, “Mm, thank you. I’m glad your choice proved wise, really brings out my eyes, don’t you think? Along with other things, of course.”

[angstmemes]

Tell my muse a secret and my muse will tell one in return, depending on how big of a secret your muse has revealed to them.

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Closed Starter {The Night Is Still Young}

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ϟ —— A quiet laugh rattled within his chest as he held onto the reigns with a tight grip, “Aye, Loki. I am here to snatch you away for good.” Thor turned slightly and gave the raven haired god a playful wink. He took great pleasure to having Loki’s arms wrap around his body and he found it comforting. 

And with a gentle nudge to the side of Einar, they were off into the night. Cool wind blew through his golden locks, causing it to flow carelessly behind the Thunder god. They rode through the empty golden streets of the great city before entering the dark forests.After sometime they arrived at a place that would bring back early childhood memories. He pushed the stallion forward through a curtain of greenery before making their way to an enclosed area with a large pool of water and a sparkling waterfall. “Surely you remember.” 

[heimskrhefnd]

The trickster, too, began to laugh at the comment, a silvery sound that bubbled up his throat, “You know, there are worse ways to spend the rest of my days. But I’ll let you think this is theft and not my willingly leaving the palace.” A smile lingered on his face as he rested his head on the thunderer’s shoulder, bracing himself for the ride.

Green eyes watched the city go by with intrigue, it had been quite some time since he ran down the streets without care. The sense of adventure made even the emptiest streets seem lively, dimly lit by torches and orbs of light. Loki’s eyes slipped closed for a moment, a smile on his face, just before the stallion began to slow. Looking around, his eyes widened as a soft gasp escaped the trickster’s lips, “Thor... it’s been years since we had time to come here... I didn’t even know you remembered it, some days I thought I’d dreamt it up.”

[morethanjustastar]

Point out my muse’s flaws.

Blame.

Yell.

Lie.

DESTROY.

You now have my permission.

[heimskrhefnd]

❖

Send me a ❖ and my muse will kiss yours

It was almost too easy to settle himself across the thunderer’s lap, weight resting entirely on Thor’s thighs. Thin arms crossed behind the taller man’s neck, hands laced together and resting as if they belonged there, and Loki would be lying to say he wasn’t comfortable like this.

Leaning closer with a smirk on his face, the trickster pressed his lips to Thor’s jaw, kissing down it before diverting his path and claiming the other’s mouth in a proper kiss.

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{ ⚡ }     Thor smirked when Loki sat on his lap and wrapped his arms around his neck. He really enjoyed having him there. As well as the feeling of the other’s lips on his skin and lips.

So he wrapped his arms around the trickster’s waist and pulled him closer. Resting his hands on the other’s back. He continued to smirk while he kissed him back. Humming at the sensation of Loki’s soft lips against his.

[heimskrhefnd]

The little smirk on the thunderer’s face was something to be filed away, a memory for a rainy day, so to speak. Though even rainy days were fun when Thor was involved.

A low purr escaped the trickster as he was pulled closer, instinctively arching into the warm hands on his back. Loki’s mouth stretched into a grin as Thor began to actively return the kiss, fingers lacing into locks of blonde hair and tugging lightly.

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“How long have you been sick?” - motheroffrostandthunder

Sick Meme

     The trickster wrapped the blanket more tightly around himself, a shiver wracking his spine as he stifled a sneeze. Squinting at the light around the door where Frigga stood, he shrugged his shoulders, a lethargic motion.

                 “A-a few days? That’s… that’s all.”

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“Not that bad, huh? You are glowing like metal in a melting furnace. And that cough doesn’t sound good! You should take something like this more seriously!” She got up and walked over to a bowl of water and got some fabric and made it wet. Coming back she placed the bowl next to her and the wet fabirc on Lokis forehead.

[heimskrhefnd]

“I am not, mother, it’s just a chill,” a pout bowed thin lips as he turned away to cough again, covering his mouth with a corner of the blanket, “I only... only started coughing recently.” Despite his complaints, he relaxed into the pillows as Frigga pressed the wet cloth to his head, taking comfort in the cold sensation against his fevered skin, “Really... no reason to fuss.”

[heimskrhefnd]

i apologise for my spotty replies this week, i had a concert on wednesday and thursday and friday were dedicated for running auditions for the showcase i’m directing for theatre

[heimskrhefnd]

"W-why can't I move?" -skipthespinningrims

Meme

     “Shock, I would imagine.                        That was quite a hard fall you took.”

[skipthespinningrims]

It was at that moment that Happy came striding down the hall towards them. Once his saw the state Tony was in, he closed the last few yards at a run. “Hey Hap.” Tony mumbled. “Please tell me you didn’t walk into traffic again cause you weren’t paying attention.” Tony giggled, which only made the security guard scowl harder.

“Not this time. Nope. We got a problem. Some asshole tried to shoot me out of the sky. And succeeded. Though I think they were going for a kill shot. And you won’t believe who just happened to be around to come to my rescue.” he said, sweeping his arm up to indicate Loki.

“Take me downstairs and call Bruce down, Hap. Level 5 security protocols. Immediately, if not sooner. And tell him to bring the stress helmet down. My head is killin’ me.” Happy nodded as he helped Tony stand back up, slinging one of the mechanic’s arms over his shoulders to better support him.

[heimskrhefnd]

Loki watched with mild intrigue as the man approached, giving a small, polite smile at the look he received, “He’s not lying. They’re occupied at the moment, though, chasing a phantom. At some point, I imagine they’ll realise it’s false though, so it would be best to get Mr. Stark indoors swiftly.”

 Trailing after the pair, he paused a moment to check on his illusion, it was difficult to maintain them at this distance, but from what he could tell, the assassin was still chasing after the hologram, and it was thus still necessary. Though once they’d gotten Tony underground, Loki would certainly have to drop it or risk passing out from the strain.

      “You should also warn him of my presence, lest he throw me through the nearest wall. I wouldn’t appreciate that, and nor would the architecture.”

[heimskrhefnd]

"Dare!"

Send me “Dare!” and I’ll generate a dare for my muse to do. 9. Give a slow strip tease.

    “You can’t be serious…                 ….And yet, I can see that you are.”

And he’d lost the competition, fair and square. He’d agreed to do whatever task Thor appointed him, though he hadn’t expected this. Loki liked surprises, but he was unused to being on the receiving end.

Slowly, his fingers unlaced the cords of his arm braces, slipping them off and dropping them to the ground. Both for the sake of modesty and to remain some level of mystery, he turned his back to Thor as he pulled his shirt off from the bottom, revealing pale skin inch by inch.

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{ ⚡ }     The thunderer was becoming aroused the more he watched Loki. It was very rare that a striptease had this kind of an effect on him. A idea popped into his head as the other moved closer to him.

With a smirk upon his lips, he ran his hands down his own thighs. “It is. But perhaps I could return the favor and do a striptease for you afterwards,” suggested Thor.

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Almost without thought, the trickster reached out, trailing fingers over Thor’s face before he pulled away, stepping a bit as the pants slipped from his hipbones, fabric sliding down his legs. The falling fabric prevented him from going far, but he shimmied out of them with limbre grace, tossing them to the side with a confident smile.

    “Ooh, now that sounds like a reward. You excite me with the prospect, Thor, I may have to implore that you follow through with that,” Loki’s tongue flickered out to lick his lips again as he leant in close, whispering in the thunderer’s ear, “And you’d get to see just what an effect it had on me.”

[skipthespinningrims]

[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.

[text] Um, ok? The drinks I can provide

[text] The lipstick ur on your own

[text] but may I suggest a dark red? Cant miss with a classic

[skipthespinningrims]

[text] I never doubted that for a moment. well aware you can probably drop-kick me into the stratosphere or poof me into a bug or something if I piss you off

[text] see you in 30 ;)

Tony took a quick shower, carefully selecting a cologne he thought Loki would find appealing, but not overdoing it. He put on a silk button down shirt that was suck a dark red it was almost black, and cost more than what most wage workers made in a week. He paired it with nicely pressed slacks the color of smoke and perched himself on one of the barstools in the penthouse suite, waiting.

[heimskrhefnd]

[text] and don’t you forget it, stark. 

[text] i’ll be there.

The fringe of the trickster’s hair was slicked back behind his ears, carefully placed so as to not fall down into his face or risk lessening the impact of deep red lips against pale skin. In the interest of even greater contrast, Loki chose a hunter green button down and black slacks, smoothing them down for a final check in the mirror before he made his way to Tony’s penthouse, knocking twice.