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planetparker

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Markiplier

If you haven’t watched it yet, WATCH IT. It is so good. It is so much fun. It’s WORTH IT.

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liberalsarecool

It’s almost like guns are tools designed to kill people, and having a tool designed to kill people makes it easier to kill people.

illegally-tired

wait is this true

did we actually have gun control at some point in the recent past?

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yes. there’s a study for you on the effect it had as well conducted by the natn’l institute of justice.

illegally-tired

LIT THANKS!!

A. HEIST. WITH. MARKIPLIER. IS. OUT. NOW!

Go watch it! Go now!!!!!!!!!

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daree-to-dream

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!