Lady Hekate 🖤

she/her, mountain biking vampire witch from the future

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the ‘grew up ugly’ urge to be wanted by everyone

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i miss my old horny lesbian mutals :(((((((((

gone but not forgotten

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HEKATE IVE FUCKED UP AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

-💫 (@shooting-star-anon-offical)

WHAT THE HELLY HAPPENED THIS TIME AROUND

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I JUST RIPPED A CHUNK OF MY HAIR OUT WITH MY STANDING DESK 😭😭😭😭😭

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should i even ask how

[shooting-star-anon-offical]

Buckle up this is going to be a long one lol

So I was underneath it doing some cable management whilst it was at the ‘sitting’ preset but I needed some more space so I pressed the button for the ‘standing’ preset, whilst still underneath. As far as I remember, I don think my head was touching the bar that goes between the legs that the motor spins because I was properly hunched over 🤷‍♂️

Anyways the desk starts going up and I feel a small pull on my hair, but for some reason I don’t think anything of it, until my head starts being pulled up and it begins to hurt. Somehow I grab the bar with enough force to stop it from spinning, which is impressive because this bitch won’t stop for ANYTHING. She has managed to almost force a shelf off my wall, and almost crush my chair when I left it underneath one time. Anyways so im panicking because im stuck attached to my desk, and the only thing stopping further pain is sheer willpower at this point. I couldn’t press a button and stop the desk because the controls were up and behind to my right, and I was using my right hand to hold the bar, and didn’t quite understand how I’d stopped the desk so I didn’t want to swap hands. It took me about a minute just sitting there fighting my desk before I realised that I could just… turn the desk off, because the outlet and switch were right in front of me.

So anyways I did that, gave myself a few minutes to calm down, then called my mum to come and supervise me detangle myself, because I was fairly confident just making the desk go down would free me, but I wanted someone else there just in case it didn’t! So I turn the desk back on then slowly lower it down and I’m free! I look at the bar and see hair still tangled round it, then my mum notices I’ve got a small bald spot 😭😭

Luckily my hair is long enough that it will be covered but still 😭

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oh my god are you okay 😭 there’s always something with you isn’t there

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HEKATE IVE FUCKED UP AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

-💫 (@shooting-star-anon-offical)

WHAT THE HELLY HAPPENED THIS TIME AROUND

[shooting-star-anon-offical]

I JUST RIPPED A CHUNK OF MY HAIR OUT WITH MY STANDING DESK 😭😭😭😭😭

[hekate-offical]

should i even ask how

[hekate-offical]

HEKATE IVE FUCKED UP AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

-💫 (@shooting-star-anon-offical)

WHAT THE HELLY HAPPENED THIS TIME AROUND

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it would be great if my heart rate could slow down thanks

[tjthetyrant]

deep breaths my love

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nononoon

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it would be great if my heart rate could slow down thanks

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hi i’m a pronoun expert and this is what prime she/it pronouns look like

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it would be cunty if harry styles pierced his extra nipples

[venustheidiot]

So, i was very sleep deprived when looking at this post.

and for some reason my tired brain read this as:

"It would be cunty if HARRY POTTER pierced his extra nipples"

this was my sign to sleep early from now on.

[hekate-offical]

headcannon harry potter has extra nipples because he tried to cast a spell to do top surgery on himself but did it wrong ❤️❤️❤️

[venustheidiot]

WHOAAA BE CAREFUL NOW!

JKR MIGHT ATTACK YOU WITH THE MOLD ON HER WALLS IF SHE SEES THIS POST!

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well that’s where i’ve thought ahead because there is actually a concerning patch on my wall which may or may not just so happen to be mold or somewhere close to it we don’t know yet and it acts on my will #battleofthemold2026

[hekate-offical]

it would be cunty if harry styles pierced his extra nipples

[venustheidiot]

So, i was very sleep deprived when looking at this post.

and for some reason my tired brain read this as:

"It would be cunty if HARRY POTTER pierced his extra nipples"

this was my sign to sleep early from now on.

[hekate-offical]

headcannon harry potter has extra nipples because he tried to cast a spell to do top surgery on himself but did it wrong ❤️❤️❤️

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everything is imaginary i don’t carreeeuh

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people around me know all about my interests, which is frightening because i’ve never mentioned them. guys am i really that easy to categorize. what the heck. 😢

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i miss when i could search up ‘awesome cool epic wizard art’ on google and it would be one of the most glorious displays of care and handcrafted human art; now it’s all SLOP ITS ALL SLOP UTTER GARBAGE STUPID

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oh my gosh everything is terrible!

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cis straight men should be asexual until they prove they can be decent

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‘lipstick on a pig’

WRONG!

i am infact the grossly misshapen 70% 30% hog

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how many mirrors can you have in your room until you get into dangerous ghoulish superstition territory

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

I think it goes like

1-2 normal

3-5 tad strange, but maybe they're a model!

6-10 very odd, but maybe they're just obsessed with their appearance!

11-onwards weird shit

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crap shoot dude i have actually been advised not to become a model before now 😔😔😔

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Well now I'm advising you to ignore that person!

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stawwwwwp 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹